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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 08:25 AM
I knew it!



[Edited on 5/21/2009 by Bhawk]

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 08:28 AM
These were actually invented by a guy in Ohio

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 08:28 AM
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These were actually invented by a guy in Ohio


Ohayo to you to.

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 09:05 AM
I hope you aren't impying that all those infomercials were wrong........

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 09:07 AM
Sobakowa pillows actually work...if you don't mind sleeping with your head on what feels like a chunk of limestone.

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 12:55 PM
Stay on topic here.....we're talking knives......

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 01:00 PM
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Stay on topic here.....we're talking knives......


If you got whopped up side the puss with a Sobakowa...its would be painful. Not the choice pillow for fighting like quite possibly the Ginsu would be for a knife duel with a tomatoe. Or an aluminum can.

But I must say the Sobakowa is cooler for your head at night.

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 01:04 PM
Hi, Billy Maze here

If Touch of Gray works good, then a gallon works even better.


 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 01:06 PM
Next we'll be reading that " Mr. Microphone", the short-range hand-held radio transmitter that would broadcast over FM radios... is radioactive....

"Hey, good looking, I'll be back to pick you up later!"

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 02:02 PM


"You're gonna love my nuts"

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 04:03 PM
quote:
I knew it![Edited on 5/21/2009 by Bhawk]
Steve Goodman covered the whole topic in his song "Vegematic":
quote:
Fell asleep last night with the T-V on. Oh, what a dream I had.
I dreamed I answered every single one of those late night mail order ads.
And four to six weeks later, much to my surprise,
The mailman came to my front door, and I couldn't believe my eyes
When he brought the Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
A bamboo steamer, and a Garden Weasel too,
And a tie-dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from Six Flags Over Burbank.

The doorbell rang all morning and into the afternoon.
I shook with fright as it rang all night to the light of the Master Card moon.
There was Parcel Post in the pantry, and UPS in the hall,
C O D's to the ceiling, and I just couldn't pay for it all.

I got the egg scrambler, with a Seal-a-Meal carrying case,
A set of presidential commemorative plates
So I could eat my eggs off the President's face,
A Minute Mender, and a needle that'll knit or crochet,
And an autographed photograph of Rin Tin Tin at Six Flags Over Burbank.

I remembered I was dreaming, so I gave a mighty cheer.
When I awoke, it was no joke, 'cause all that **** was here.
So if you fall asleep with the TV on, let me tell you what to do:
Tear the telephone out of the wall unless you want it to happen to you.
You'll get the Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
A bamboo steamer, and a smokeless ashtray too

And an all expenses paid weekend for three at Six Flags Over Burbank
It's on his CD anthology No Big Surprise,


but everything he recorded was good, and a lot was flat-out great. Another talent who died much too soon (1984 -- leukemia . He used to refer to himself as "Cool Hand Leuk." What a wonderfully warped sense of humor!)

Billastro

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 04:05 PM
Ya, I've heard "A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request" many, many times.

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 04:07 PM
quote:
quote:
I knew it![Edited on 5/21/2009 by Bhawk]
Steve Goodman covered the whole topic in his song "Vegematic":
quote:
Fell asleep last night with the T-V on. Oh, what a dream I had.
I dreamed I answered every single one of those late night mail order ads.
And four to six weeks later, much to my surprise,
The mailman came to my front door, and I couldn't believe my eyes
When he brought the Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
A bamboo steamer, and a Garden Weasel too,
And a tie-dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from Six Flags Over Burbank.

The doorbell rang all morning and into the afternoon.
I shook with fright as it rang all night to the light of the Master Card moon.
There was Parcel Post in the pantry, and UPS in the hall,
C O D's to the ceiling, and I just couldn't pay for it all.

I got the egg scrambler, with a Seal-a-Meal carrying case,
A set of presidential commemorative plates
So I could eat my eggs off the President's face,
A Minute Mender, and a needle that'll knit or crochet,
And an autographed photograph of Rin Tin Tin at Six Flags Over Burbank.

I remembered I was dreaming, so I gave a mighty cheer.
When I awoke, it was no joke, 'cause all that **** was here.
So if you fall asleep with the TV on, let me tell you what to do:
Tear the telephone out of the wall unless you want it to happen to you.
You'll get the Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
A bamboo steamer, and a smokeless ashtray too

And an all expenses paid weekend for three at Six Flags Over Burbank
It's on his CD anthology No Big Surprise,


but everything he recorded was good, and a lot was flat-out great. Another talent who died much too soon (1984 -- leukemia . He used to refer to himself as "Cool Hand Leuk." What a wonderfully warped sense of humor!)

Billastro


Goodman used my name in that song without my express written permission. Litigation is still pending.

 

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  posted on 5/21/2009 at 08:52 PM
I'm glad the Banjo Minnow doesn't fall in this category of phonies.

 

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