Don't click or your IP will be banned


Hittin' The Web with the Allman Brothers Band Forum
You are not logged in

< Last Thread   Next Thread >Ascending sortDescending sorting  
Author: Subject: Doug, Great White North Dude in the South

Zen Peach





Posts: 20227
(20241 all sites)
Registered: 9/22/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/25/2005 at 09:52 AM
I'm living in Roanoke... very close to I35 w and 114 hgwy
Have guitar...will travel

 
Visit User's Homepage
Replies:

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 13580
(13834 all sites)
Registered: 2/10/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/25/2005 at 10:07 AM
quote:
I'm living in Roanoke... very close to I35 w and 114 hgwy
Have guitar...will travel


huh?

looks like an encrypted message to someone.

 

____________________

 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 20227
(20241 all sites)
Registered: 9/22/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/25/2005 at 10:11 AM
Klatoo Barrata Nagtye...
 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 17356
(17411 all sites)
Registered: 9/9/2003
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/25/2005 at 10:18 AM
quote:
quote:
I'm living in Roanoke... very close to I35 w and 114 hgwy
Have guitar...will travel

huh?
looks like an encrypted message to someone.

Meant to confuse yankees.

 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 13580
(13834 all sites)
Registered: 2/10/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/25/2005 at 10:20 AM
quote:
Klatoo Barrata Nagtye...


the proprietor of 7/11?

 

____________________

 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 13580
(13834 all sites)
Registered: 2/10/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/25/2005 at 10:21 AM
quote:
quote:
quote:
I'm living in Roanoke... very close to I35 w and 114 hgwy
Have guitar...will travel

huh?
looks like an encrypted message to someone.

Meant to confuse yankees.


****, I get confused just breathing.

 

____________________

 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 17356
(17411 all sites)
Registered: 9/9/2003
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/25/2005 at 10:30 AM
I know what you mean. I got confused getting out of bed this morning and had to lay back down and think about it for a while.

Haisija - check your pm's.

 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 13580
(13834 all sites)
Registered: 2/10/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/27/2005 at 09:54 AM
quote:
I know what you mean. I got confused getting out of bed this morning and had to lay back down and think about it for a while.



Heat exhaustion?

geez man, 107 there yesterday? yikes....

North wind blowin' some cool Canadian air here. Sunny, cool, dry, 70 degrees.

heh.....

(come on up Dug, we'll kick back and drain a coupla cold ones)

 

____________________

 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 17356
(17411 all sites)
Registered: 9/9/2003
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/27/2005 at 10:40 AM
Hoping for some relief this week, may actually only have highs in the 80's, and the possiblity of rain. They said a cold front came through yesterday, but I can't tell. Back to the mid to upper 90's today. Can you actually keep a beverage cold for more than a cuople of minutes up there? Never mind, you probably don't let one last long enogh to find out.
 

True Peach



Karma:
Posts: 13580
(13834 all sites)
Registered: 2/10/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/27/2005 at 11:08 AM
pretty funny.

not much of a drinker. used to be. big time.

hope things cool down soon.

 

____________________

 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 20227
(20241 all sites)
Registered: 9/22/2005
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/27/2005 at 11:41 AM
Hey Doug, here is a funny little blog I found...cool weather fanatics...beware !
May 30th

Just moved to Texas. Now this is a state that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings. Mountains and deserts blended together. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

June 14th

Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshipper.

June 30th

Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th

The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? Too bad it's not a dry heat. Getting used to it is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th

Fell asleep by the pool. Got third-degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed two days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though: got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

July 20th

I missed Tabby (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Tabby had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and **** . No more pets in this heat!

July 25th

Dry God Damn heat, my ass. Hot is hot! The home air conditioner is on the fritz, and AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

July 30th

Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. Fifteen hundred dollars in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?

Aug 4th

One hundred and fifteen degrees. Finally got the air conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this **** in' state.

Aug 8th

If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to tear his **** ing throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted **** ING Garfield!

Aug 10th

The weather report might as well be a damn recording: Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to **** for two damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren desert? Water rationing has been in effect all summer, so $1,700 worth of cactus just dried up and blew into the **** ing pool. Even a cactus can't live in this heat. What the **** !?

Aug 14th

Welcome to Hell! Temperature got to 123 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the **** ing windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

Aug 30th

Worst day of the damn summer. I'm not leaving the house. The **** ing monsoon rains finally came and all they did is make it muggier than hell. The Lincoln is now floating somewhere in Mexico with its new $500 windshield. That does it, we're moving back to California for some peace and quiet.


 

Zen Peach



Karma:
Posts: 17356
(17411 all sites)
Registered: 9/9/2003
Status: Offline

  posted on 9/27/2005 at 01:33 PM
That was just too damn funny! Ain't it the truth?
 
 


Powered by XForum 1.81.1 by Trollix Software


Privacy | Terms of Service
The ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND name, The ALLMAN BROTHERS name, likenesses, logos, mushroom design and peach truck are all registered trademarks of THE ABB MERCHANDISING CO., INC. whose rights are specifically reserved. Any artwork, visual, or audio representations used on this web site CONTAINING ANY REGISTERED TRADEMARKS are under license from The ABB MERCHANDISING CO., INC. A REVOCABLE, GRATIS LICENSE IS GRANTED TO ALL REGISTERED PEACH CORP MEMBERS FOR The DOWNLOADING OF ONE COPY FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY. ANY DISTRIBUTION OR REPRODUCTION OF THE TRADEMARKS CONTAINED HEREIN ARE PROHIBITED AND ARE SPECIFICALLY RESERVED BY THE ABB MERCHANDISING CO.,INC.
site by Hittin' the Web Group with www.experiencewasabi3d.com