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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 06:02 PM
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I have rethought my position.....Vaylor....for your own safety...YOU stay off the bus!
LMAO!!! (Run away!)

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 06:04 PM
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Vaylor is about to find out what he was asking for when the 23rd gets here, LMAO!


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Poor Vaylor.....the original incarnation of Vaylorettes were women who by and large just talked a good game....he hasn't realized yet that this group has a cheeze whiz endorsement, a woodchipper, knows where the hoopee is and to paraphrase Renee: "says what they mean, mean what they say and have enough ass to back it up"

I have rethought my position.....Vaylor....for your own safety...YOU stay off the bus!


1. No such thing a bad publicity

2. I'm up for a challenge. Bring it on!

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 06:07 PM
1. We'll see
2. I want pictures! (necessary for number 1)

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 06:28 PM
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1. We'll see
2. I want pictures! (necessary for number 1)


he don't know us vewy well,,,,do he????

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 06:36 PM
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1. We'll see
2. I want pictures! (necessary for number 1)


Oooooo....pictures! I love pictures!! Ummm....will Matt Abts be there?

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 06:58 PM
This is going to be sooooo much fun going to the city!

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 06:59 PM
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This is going to be sooooo much fun going to the city!

it's even MORE fun bein a vaylorette sister pam

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 09:07 PM
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i also too LEAVE stuff danglin happy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but danglin


Hell I'm in, now where's 'at damn red thong. Vaylor 'dees wimmens is crazy you want the purple thong?

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 09:13 PM
Cheez Whiz, anyone?

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 09:13 PM
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i also too LEAVE stuff danglin happy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but danglin


Hell I'm in, now where's 'at damn red thong. Vaylor 'dees wimmens is crazy you want the purple thong?

he don't need the purple thong, he gonna be his own shade of purple when we gets did with him

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 09:14 PM
Can I get crackers with dat cheese wizz?

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 09:15 PM
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Can I get crackers with dat cheese wizz?


Darlin', no crackers will be harmed in the using of the Cheez Whiz.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 09:17 PM
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he don't need the purple thong, he gonna be his own shade of purple when we gets did with him


damn I'm my own shade of red now with all the blushing, however it does match the thong!

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 09:19 PM
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he don't need the purple thong, he gonna be his own shade of purple when we gets did with him


damn I'm my own shade of red now with all the blushing, however it does match the thong!

long as it matches baby doll we's alright us ain't need to clashin of the colors goin on, it messes up the show

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 09:26 PM
Now that I'm hungry, shy and drunk I'm out. I'll see you lovely people tomorrow.



Clean up in isle 9 I spilt the ice and lost the towel. Smile and a thong.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 09:32 PM
I suggest in honor of Dan and Vaylor...should he decide to wear the purple one....we dust off that old Bob Hope song for the show and do a chorus or two of 'Thongs For the Memories.'

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 09:43 PM
I think I'll sit that one out. I've been thong shy ever since the New Year's incident.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2007 at 10:02 PM
Ah yes, the power of cheez whiz.

Here is a copycat cheez whiz recipe......for emergency use....don't leave home without it!

Cheddar cheese - 1 lb
Evaporated milk - 2 cups
Eggs - 2
Salt - 1 1/2 tsp
Dry mustard - 1 1/2 tsp

Beat the eggs in a bowl.

Cut the cheese into small pieces and melt the cheese in double boiler. When melted, add evaporated milk, salt and mustard.
Remove from heat, and add in the eggs and stir. Return to double boiler and stir. Cook until eggs thicken slightly.
Remove from heat, place in a dish, stir and let it cool.

(Put it in a jar....no matter how hard you try, you just can't get it back into those empty cans!)

 

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  posted on 3/16/2007 at 12:33 AM
so apparently the motto needs updating:

always easy but never sleazy (though occasionally cheesy)

Just for fun:
edam = crossword puzzle cheese
gouda = bad pun cheese
provalone = clever pun cheese
limburgher = sight gag cheese
brie = fromage
swiss = cartoon cheese

and finally
"Suzie Creamcheese, whats got into ya?"

 

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so apparently the motto needs updating:

always easy but never sleazy (though occasionally cheesy)

Just for fun:
edam = crossword puzzle cheese
gouda = bad pun cheese
provalone = clever pun cheese
limburgher = sight gag cheese
brie = fromage
swiss = cartoon cheese

and finally
"Suzie Creamcheese, whats got into ya?"


you forgot notchyo = it's mine!!!!!

[Edited on 3/16/2007 by reneed]

 

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  posted on 3/16/2007 at 08:19 AM
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For those of us who can't attend, I suggest we send something to Don to present to Vaylor on our behalf.....(no more underwear, please)....but maybe a few feathers or rhinestones, a can or two of cheeze whiz....just a little token of our affection. Don can get it all to Vaylor when he sees him. And for those of you who will be there to carry on the Vaylorette tradition I only ask that you remember the Vaylorette motto : "We're easy but never sleazy"



What's his address? Got a load of cherries ready.....

 

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  posted on 3/16/2007 at 08:49 AM
(**JEALOUS**)

I sooooooooo wanna be a Vaylorette,too!............so how can a Sister from KY(w/ amazing massage therapy & horticulture skills) get in on THIS Vaylorette thang?
Unfortunately..I won't be able to make it to the Beacon for the festivities...............but I'll be at Wanee!

Is there any chance of a Vaylorette ceremony happenin at Wanee?


**Did I mention that I can help w/ the other Vaylorettes hair & make-up & wardrobe?!?!**

[Edited on 3/16/2007 by Krishna]

 

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  posted on 3/16/2007 at 09:39 AM
I vote for Krishna to be in!

Working on a trophy for the 23rd...I found loose feathers and glitter and beads on the floor of the bus, now I just need some hot glue and something to glue them too...a cheese whiz can maybe?

 

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  posted on 3/16/2007 at 10:28 AM
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Darlin', no crackers will be harmed in the using of the Cheez Whiz.
LMAO!

Krishna - pretty sure Wanee will need a Vaylorette contingent, also...

 

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  posted on 3/16/2007 at 10:47 AM
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(**JEALOUS**)

I sooooooooo wanna be a Vaylorette,too!............so how can a Sister from KY(w/ amazing massage therapy & horticulture skills) get in on THIS Vaylorette thang?
Unfortunately..I won't be able to make it to the Beacon for the festivities...............but I'll be at Wanee!

Is there any chance of a Vaylorette ceremony happenin at Wanee?


**Did I mention that I can help w/ the other Vaylorettes hair & make-up & wardrobe?!?!**

[Edited on 3/16/2007 by Krishna]


Seems like you've got some pretty impressive credentials there.....just one thing.....do you own a pair of fishnet hose or a leather mini? Come to think of it...if you can give a good massage, you're in!!!

And Vaylor is right.....we need to update the Vay motto so here it goes "Vaylorettes are cheesy and easy but never sleazy!" Works for me....whadda you think?

 

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