Thread: OPINIONS

Sang - 12/5/2009 at 12:54 AM

Gotdrumz started this over in the playpen.

This is a new address to get out of the playpen.

Welcome!


From Gotdrumz:


greetings:

what is your opinion of the person who posted above you ?

since I began and nobody posted above me, I could give an opinion of myself, but I won't


TopDroog - 12/5/2009 at 01:08 AM

Sang was the first person from this site I met "in person."

He's a great guy, and a great friend. All of the ribbing we've given each other over the years has all been in good fun, as buddies will do.


And thank you for not posting your opinion of yourself. Most of us have to be at work Monday morning.


Lee - 12/5/2009 at 01:13 AM

quote:
Sang was the first person from this site I met "in person."

He's a great guy, and a great friend. All of the ribbing we've given each other over the years has all been in good fun, as buddies will do.


And thank you for not posting your opinion of yourself. Most of us have to be at work Monday morning.



Randy? Really?? How many have you had tonight???


Sang - 12/5/2009 at 01:31 AM

The above poster has trouble with concepts.


WharfRat - 12/5/2009 at 01:35 AM

The above poster has trouble with sangria


lonomon - 12/5/2009 at 01:42 AM

The previous poster is secretly in love with Yoko Ono's "vocals"


Lee - 12/5/2009 at 01:43 AM

Why the hell would 27 people actually read this damn thread?


WharfRat - 12/5/2009 at 01:53 AM

The above poster has NO idea how this thread works


KWidgeon - 12/5/2009 at 02:36 AM

The above poster is a very Naughty Rat, and I love him for it.

[Edited on 12/6/2009 by KWidgeon]


WharfRat - 12/5/2009 at 03:11 AM

The above poster is one of the coolest here that I havent met


KWidgeon - 12/5/2009 at 03:14 AM

The above poster should know that I sound and post much taller than I am, for when he finally meets me in person.


Sang - 12/5/2009 at 04:26 AM

The above poster would have to.


Slimzimm - 12/5/2009 at 05:17 AM

At last report, the above poster was last seen sitting on a red wagon pulled by a large team of chihuahua's in downtown Chicago.


Sang - 12/5/2009 at 05:27 AM

The above poster needs to find better reporters.


Slimzimm - 12/5/2009 at 05:05 PM

The above poster was recently jailed for a publicity stunt gone awry involving chihuahua's.


Sang - 12/5/2009 at 06:51 PM

The above poster really thought turkeys could fly.


musicmann - 12/6/2009 at 03:20 AM

The only way the above poster thought turkeys could fly was during a long session with some wild turkey


Sang - 12/6/2009 at 04:05 AM

The above poster drinks Wild Turkey with a straw.


TopDroog - 12/6/2009 at 03:07 PM


KWidgeon - 12/6/2009 at 03:22 PM

The previous poster is Sang's personal cheerleader.


TopDroog - 12/6/2009 at 04:04 PM

Hey, it's a dirty job, but if not me . . . who? On most interviews, you show up, and there's a bunch of other people sitting there waiting to interview for the same job. For this one, there was nobody else there, not even the interview, just a "post-it" on the desk telling me I had the job.

But back to the thread - the above poster seems cool and I think I'd like to get to know her better.


KWidgeon - 12/6/2009 at 04:07 PM

I would like to know the previous poster better, too. I have read and very much enjoyed his renowned epic post of going to a concert with Sang.


TopDroog - 12/6/2009 at 04:12 PM

quote:
I would like to know the previous poster better, too. I have read and very much enjoyed his renowned epic post of going to a concert with Sang.


Ah yes . . .my "At Fillmore East," if you will.


Sang - 12/6/2009 at 05:16 PM

The above posters 'at Martyrs with the DTB' certainly had a strange ending.


DanB - 12/6/2009 at 05:19 PM

The above poster loves REO shows w/ Lee that concludes with "happy ending"


Sang - 12/6/2009 at 07:20 PM

The above poster should know there is no such thing with either REO or Lee.......


musicmann - 12/7/2009 at 02:47 PM

The above poster should know that there is no such thing as a fairy godmother, father time or mother nature.


Sang - 12/7/2009 at 03:12 PM

The above poster still believes in the tooth fairy and Santa Claus.


musicmann - 12/7/2009 at 03:40 PM

The above poster stil has his tooth fairy money


Sang - 12/7/2009 at 04:13 PM

The above poster just mailed his list to the North Pole.


KWidgeon - 12/7/2009 at 04:52 PM

The above poster has been on many lists, some not so good.


Sang - 12/7/2009 at 05:03 PM

The above posters list for the liquor store is bigger than her grocery list.


KWidgeon - 12/7/2009 at 05:04 PM

The previous poster knows more even about liquor stores than I do.


musicmann - 12/7/2009 at 06:15 PM

The above poster visits his local liquor store daily to get his bottle of Boons Farm Apple wine and proceeds to drink it down with a big mac behind mcdonalds at lunchtime.


Sang - 12/7/2009 at 06:56 PM

The above poster drinks Boones Farm with a straw.


lonomon - 12/7/2009 at 08:03 PM

The previous poster fights off others for the Boones Farm that spilled on the floor


Sang - 12/7/2009 at 08:06 PM

The above poster graduated from Boones Farm to Maddog 20/20.


oldcoot - 12/7/2009 at 09:23 PM

The above poster has an autographed poster from "Mad Dog" Vachon.


Sang - 12/7/2009 at 10:08 PM

The above poster treasures his framed, autographed ticket from Barry Manilow.


musicmann - 12/8/2009 at 12:17 AM

The above poster just mailed his list to the Island of Misfit Toys


Sang - 12/8/2009 at 02:17 AM

The above poster opened it.


Sang - 12/8/2009 at 04:05 AM

The above poster has never had wine, because he can't figure out a corkscrew.


Sang - 12/8/2009 at 04:40 AM

The previous old fart is stealing my jokes from the old opinions thread.


WharfRat - 12/8/2009 at 12:18 PM

The previous poster is having an identity crisis


ABBcujo - 12/8/2009 at 03:06 PM

The previous poster is sending out packages of horsey sauce.


Sang - 12/8/2009 at 03:20 PM

The above poster tried to get him to use Fed Ex


oldcoot - 12/8/2009 at 07:36 PM

The above poster is an Ex-Con.


KWidgeon - 12/8/2009 at 08:44 PM

The above poster wishes he could have been in the movie Con Air.


Sang - 12/8/2009 at 09:59 PM

The above poster laughs at every line in Airplane.


DanB - 12/8/2009 at 11:44 PM

The above poster aspires to be the world's favorite hobo.


Sang - 12/9/2009 at 02:52 AM

The above poster aspires to eat grits at every Waffle House within 200 miles of his home.


musicmann - 12/9/2009 at 01:25 PM

The above poster should know that no respectful southerner eats instant grits


Sang - 12/9/2009 at 02:40 PM

The above poster has never met a respectful southerner.


Eileen1 - 12/9/2009 at 03:05 PM

The above poster is still shocking people around the world! ;o)


leftyblues - 12/9/2009 at 03:27 PM

the above poster is embarassed to be below the poster above her..


Sang - 12/9/2009 at 03:30 PM

The above poster plays the guitar backwards.


Sang - 12/9/2009 at 05:01 PM

The above poster dresses up like Boy George on Thursdays.


oldcoot - 12/9/2009 at 06:05 PM

The above poster dresses like Boy George every day.


Eileen1 - 12/9/2009 at 06:14 PM

The above poster listens to Neil Sedaka on a daily basis...


Sang - 12/9/2009 at 06:40 PM

The above poster has repeatedly asked Tom Jones to give her some of her underwear back.


oldcoot - 12/9/2009 at 06:58 PM

The above poster has repeatedly asked Deacon Jones to return his.


Eileen1 - 12/9/2009 at 07:25 PM

The above poster has been seen impersonating Tom Jones.


alanwoods - 12/9/2009 at 07:30 PM

The above poster knew the poster above her needed a bigger sock.


Sang - 12/9/2009 at 07:47 PM

The above poster is being investigated along with the Univ. of Tennessee


Eileen1 - 12/9/2009 at 07:58 PM

The above poster has been heard humming "Come On Eileen!" ;o)


Sang - 12/9/2009 at 08:01 PM

Yes, waiting for the above poster to send me a picture.


Eileen1 - 12/9/2009 at 08:30 PM

Is willing to send the above poster a picture, but not of the kind he is wishing for...hehehee


heineken515 - 12/9/2009 at 08:39 PM

I'm wondering if the above poster knows there are two OPINIONS threads, one in the PLAYPEN and one in the Peach Corps > Banding Together area....because I sure did not know that....or am I the only one that did not know that.

Incidentally, I just posted this same opinion in the other one....


lonomon - 12/9/2009 at 08:51 PM

The above poster has a habit of repeating himself


musicmann - 12/9/2009 at 09:17 PM

The above poster has a habit of picking his nose and eating what he digs out


lonomon - 12/9/2009 at 09:26 PM

The above poster picks other people's noses and eats that


musicmann - 12/9/2009 at 09:30 PM

The above poster picks other people's brains and eats that


lonomon - 12/9/2009 at 09:36 PM

The previous poster has an affinity for toe cheese


Eileen1 - 12/9/2009 at 09:41 PM

The above posters, yes plural, have taken some kind of controlled substance! *lol*


Sang - 12/9/2009 at 10:04 PM

The above poster needs to let me know when she wants to test her webcam.


origapch - 12/9/2009 at 10:07 PM

The above poster thinks a webcam has something to do with taking photos of spider webs........


Sang - 12/9/2009 at 10:41 PM

The above poster should check the front desk for a Fed Ex package.


KWidgeon - 12/10/2009 at 01:33 AM

The above poster has caused an entire casino to be condemned.


origapch - 12/10/2009 at 02:18 PM

The above poster accidentally lost her money in the casino................


lonomon - 12/10/2009 at 02:21 PM

The previous poster purposely lost money in the casino


origapch - 12/10/2009 at 02:41 PM

The above poster actively loses money in the nickle slots in hopes of getting FREE drinks from the barmaid......


Sang - 12/10/2009 at 03:36 PM

The above poster is always looking for a free frosty.


origapch - 12/10/2009 at 03:48 PM

The above poster could have a "FREE" Frosty today just by stepping out his front door.....


Eileen1 - 12/10/2009 at 04:37 PM

The above poster's mug shot is hanging in the post office.


musicmann - 12/10/2009 at 04:57 PM

The above poster was mugged by a band of trolls from the playpen


Eileen1 - 12/10/2009 at 05:13 PM

Egads!!!! The above poster believes in Santa Clause.....*lol* ;o)


musicmann - 12/10/2009 at 05:28 PM

The abopve poster did believe in Santa Clause until she saw Santa sleeping with mommy


Eileen1 - 12/10/2009 at 05:56 PM

The above poster was seen in Vegas impersonating Elvis....hehehe


lonomon - 12/10/2009 at 06:01 PM

The above poster was also seen in Vegas impersonating Elvis


Eileen1 - 12/10/2009 at 06:10 PM

The above poster is incredibly ticklish......


oldcoot - 12/10/2009 at 09:29 PM

The above poster owns 12 Tickle Me Elmo dolls.


Eileen1 - 12/10/2009 at 09:40 PM

The above poster tells exagerant stories..........


Bhawk - 12/10/2009 at 10:11 PM

The above poster loves making up her own words to fit her agenda.


Sang - 12/11/2009 at 12:05 AM

The above poster likes to put on make-up.


Eileen1 - 12/11/2009 at 01:50 AM

The above poster dressed up as a dancing banana for halloween this year....giggle


Sang - 12/11/2009 at 01:55 AM

The above poster went as Lady Godiva....


Eileen1 - 12/11/2009 at 02:04 AM

LOL!! The above poster listens to Yoko Ono on a regular basis.........


Sang - 12/11/2009 at 03:16 AM

The above poster puts a burlap bag over her head and screeches like Yoko Ono for fun.


Sang - 12/11/2009 at 04:15 AM

The above poster has a copy of every Cher appearance in Vegas.


DanB - 12/11/2009 at 04:47 AM

The above poster is Cher to Lee's Bono or Boner it's an either/or situation.


Sang - 12/11/2009 at 04:53 AM

The above poster is obviously drunk (again), and upset that his Steelers suck.


DanB - 12/11/2009 at 04:56 AM

The above poster has been known to speak the truth.


lonomon - 12/11/2009 at 12:43 PM

The previous poster speaks with forked tongue


musicmann - 12/11/2009 at 01:12 PM

The above poster had a cows tongue sandwich with mustard on rye for lunch yesterday


Sang - 12/11/2009 at 02:30 PM

The above poster just didn't believe that his tongue would stick to that frozen flagpole. Wrong again!


musicmann - 12/11/2009 at 03:46 PM

The above poster constantly talks tongue in cheek


Sang - 12/11/2009 at 04:06 PM

The above poster sleeps clutching his autographed Maurice Cheeks photograph.


musicmann - 12/11/2009 at 04:29 PM

The above poster does not sleep, as he is out stalking Tom Jones


lonomon - 12/11/2009 at 06:30 PM

The above poster was passed over as an extra for the movie "Mars Attacks"


Sang - 12/11/2009 at 06:46 PM

The above poster has an extra ticket to a Tom Jones show - but you would have to sit next to him.


origapch - 12/11/2009 at 07:17 PM

The above poster already has a ticket....


Sang - 12/11/2009 at 07:30 PM

The above poster is proudly wearing his back stage pass on a lanyard around his neck


origapch - 12/12/2009 at 12:50 AM

The above poster guaranteed it would get me in backstage to any concert........


TopDroog - 12/12/2009 at 01:59 AM

The above poster has a great mustache.



"With great mustache comes great responsibility."

Peter Griffin


Sang - 12/12/2009 at 02:55 AM

The above poster is sans an appendix.


TopDroog - 12/12/2009 at 03:03 AM

Mixed-race dudes hang around with the above poster so they'll look darker.


Sang - 12/12/2009 at 05:20 PM

The above poster travels to see all the NASCAR races.


musicmann - 12/12/2009 at 08:46 PM

The above poster often travels to the hood to score some smoke


Sang - 12/12/2009 at 08:47 PM

The above poster smokes crack to go to sleep.


musicmann - 12/12/2009 at 10:39 PM

The above poster smokes cigarettes to look cool


Sang - 12/13/2009 at 08:12 AM

The above poster thinks he looks cool walking into Las Vegas casinos. As always, he is wrong.


musicmann - 12/13/2009 at 04:37 PM

The above poster walks into Las Vegas casinos because he is a huge fan of Wayne Newton


Sang - 12/13/2009 at 08:12 PM

The above poster has all of Wayne Newton's albums.


Sang - 12/14/2009 at 01:54 AM

The above posters favorite is Jim Nabors.


lonomon - 12/14/2009 at 05:23 PM

The previous poster is a closet Liberace fan


Sang - 12/14/2009 at 05:36 PM

The above poster has 3 of Liberace's jackets in his closet.


TopDroog - 12/14/2009 at 06:03 PM

The above poster played "big guy in a little coat" with one of said Liberace jackets.


Sang - 12/14/2009 at 06:25 PM

The above poster "borrowed" one of the jackets and hasn't returned it. Lonomon expects it back.


lonomon - 12/14/2009 at 06:44 PM

The previous poster mistook my sgt pepper's jackets for liberace jackets. honest mistake.


Sang - 12/14/2009 at 06:46 PM

The above poster has never believed that honesty is the best policy.


oldcoot - 12/14/2009 at 07:14 PM

The above poster has never let the truth get in the way of a good story.


Bhawk - 12/14/2009 at 08:03 PM

The above poster can't handle the truth.


KWidgeon - 12/14/2009 at 08:08 PM

When the above poster wants to hear Truth - he breaks out Jeff Beck.


oldcoot - 12/14/2009 at 10:10 PM

The above poster was once a contestant on Truth or Consequences.


KWidgeon - 12/14/2009 at 10:15 PM

The above poster played Truth or Dare with Madonna and took the dare.


oldcoot - 12/14/2009 at 10:21 PM

The above poster was a background singer in Madonna's band.


KWidgeon - 12/14/2009 at 10:24 PM

The above poster was the reason Madonna sang Like A Virgin.


oldcoot - 12/14/2009 at 10:29 PM

The above poster is the reason Springsteen sang "Kitty's Back."


IPowrie - 12/14/2009 at 11:19 PM

The above poster couldnt tell a funny joke if his life depended on it


DanB - 12/15/2009 at 12:14 AM

The above poster relies on Lee for all his pickup lines.


Sang - 12/15/2009 at 04:17 AM

The above poster sits next to Pee Wee at the adult movie theaters.


spacemonkey - 12/15/2009 at 11:32 AM

Sang is silly.


Sang - 12/15/2009 at 02:07 PM

The above poster is a monkey geek.


lonomon - 12/15/2009 at 02:08 PM

The previous poster is just a geek


Slimzimm - 12/15/2009 at 03:05 PM

The above poster drives a VW Bug that says Geek-Squad on it.


Bhawk - 12/15/2009 at 03:46 PM

The above poster was in the room when the word geek was first created.


lonomon - 12/16/2009 at 02:27 PM

the previous poster is the poster child for geek


Sang - 12/16/2009 at 08:06 PM

The above poster has been shown to be a Las Vegas hillbilly.


oldcoot - 12/16/2009 at 08:08 PM

The above poster has been shown the door numerous times.


Sang - 12/16/2009 at 10:40 PM

The above poster plays Riders on the Storm every time it rains.


Sandman - 12/17/2009 at 12:51 AM

The above poster loves to say: "when it rains, it pours." Although he doesn't quite know what it means.


Sandman - 12/17/2009 at 03:18 AM

The above poster has a commie flag hanging in his shower.


Sang - 12/17/2009 at 05:29 AM

The above poster loves the new tile his wife picked out.




musicmann - 12/17/2009 at 12:31 PM

The above poster lets his wife pick out his clothes too


Sang - 12/17/2009 at 03:53 PM

The above posters suits are all pimp purple velvet.


Slimzimm - 12/17/2009 at 05:40 PM

The above poster drools every time he watches Viva Las Vegas.


musicmann - 12/17/2009 at 06:55 PM

The above poster drools every time he passes the Krispy Kreem


Sang - 12/17/2009 at 07:08 PM

The above poster drools every time he passes gas.


Sang - 12/17/2009 at 07:49 PM

The above poster writes letters to AARP every day.


DanB - 12/17/2009 at 08:06 PM

The above poster writes love letters to Milllie Jackson.


Sang - 12/17/2009 at 08:44 PM

The above poster writes Dear John letters to himself.


oldcoot - 12/17/2009 at 10:28 PM

The above poster has been a John numerous times.


DanB - 12/18/2009 at 12:58 AM

The above poster knows that "John" loving whore Lee very well.


Sang - 12/18/2009 at 04:39 AM

The above poster is drunk again.


redd1 - 12/18/2009 at 04:40 AM

The above poster has some mesmerizing nanners.


Sang - 12/18/2009 at 04:34 PM

The above poster is still watching the dancing bananas.


CowboyNeil - 12/18/2009 at 07:20 PM

The above poster married much too well


oldcoot - 12/18/2009 at 07:21 PM

The above poster didn't miss his water 'til the well ran dry.


Sang - 12/18/2009 at 07:58 PM

The above poster tried to find a new well with a divining rod.


oldcoot - 12/18/2009 at 08:04 PM

When a child, the above poster's parents would have him hold a lightning rod and ask him to go play in the rain.


Sang - 12/18/2009 at 08:18 PM

The above poster helped Benjamin Franklin with his key on a kite string experiment.


Sang - 12/19/2009 at 07:16 PM

The above poster patterns his wardrobe after Charlie Brown.


CowboyNeil - 12/19/2009 at 11:49 PM

The above poster only gets rocks when trick or treating


musicmann - 12/19/2009 at 11:50 PM

The above poster went trick or treating as Boy George this year


Sang - 12/20/2009 at 12:26 AM

The above poster lip synched as Milli Vanili for Halloween.


lonomon - 12/20/2009 at 12:44 AM

The above poster gave lip to Milli Vanili


Slimzimm - 12/20/2009 at 01:13 AM

The above tight lipped poster, can't remember how he broke his leg and lost a finger in North Los Wegas.


KWidgeon - 12/20/2009 at 03:53 AM

The above poster is the Arnold Schwartzenegger to my Danny DeVito. The scary thing, is that he actually knows what I mean.


Sang - 12/20/2009 at 03:52 PM

The above poster is old and is resting.


origapch - 12/20/2009 at 07:07 PM

The above poster is just old.........


musicmann - 12/20/2009 at 09:20 PM

The above poster is so old his back goes out more than him


Sang - 12/21/2009 at 04:32 AM

The above poster is so old that his blood type was discontinued.


origapch - 12/21/2009 at 01:16 PM

The above poster trades his blood.........

A pint for a 5th.


Sang - 12/21/2009 at 04:14 PM

The above poster needs to bring many fifths to Wanee this year.


Sang - 12/21/2009 at 07:15 PM

The above poster always likes to wear number 5 in the police line-ups.


oldcoot - 12/21/2009 at 10:18 PM

The above poster tells chicks he was the "Fifth Beatle."


Sang - 12/22/2009 at 12:30 AM

The above poster advised Pete Best to get out while the getting was good.


CowboyNeil - 12/22/2009 at 01:39 AM

The above poster has been mourning Culture Clubs breakup ever since


lolasdeb - 12/22/2009 at 01:42 AM

The above poster like to dress up like Boy George and pretend like he's the lead karma-cameleon in Culture Club


CowboyNeil - 12/22/2009 at 01:46 AM

The above poster is so Jealous that i can pull that off as well as I do

"Do You Really want to hurt me"


Sang - 12/22/2009 at 01:48 AM

The above poster has a gianormous head


lolasdeb - 12/22/2009 at 01:50 AM

quote:
The above poster is so Jealous that i can pull that off as well as I do

"Do You Really want to hurt me"
LMAO!!!
The above poster invented the phrase 'hurts so good'.


CowboyNeil - 12/22/2009 at 02:06 AM

The above poster, although one of my favorites, likes to hurt trolls with her quick and sharp tongue!


lolasdeb - 12/22/2009 at 02:12 AM

The above poster could never be accused of speaking with a forked tongue.


Sang - 12/22/2009 at 03:52 AM

The above poster may speak no evil, but she has seen some.


DanB - 12/22/2009 at 04:12 AM

The above poster has seen evil but he told Otie, the priest, to pull up his pants.



[Edited on 12/22/2009 by DanB]


CowboyNeil - 12/22/2009 at 04:06 PM

The above poster once made sense ......but that was a long, long, a very long time ago.


Sang - 12/22/2009 at 04:31 PM

The above poster played a wookie on Star Wars. Actually, he was also the inspration for them.


CowboyNeil - 12/22/2009 at 04:57 PM

The above poster got very drunk, passed out and kept a tribe of wookies warm as they huddled around him for warmth...which show...numerous times


Sang - 12/22/2009 at 05:45 PM

The above poster passes out in class to show his students what it's like to follow a jam band.


Slimzimm - 12/22/2009 at 06:14 PM

The above poster cracked his back passing gas.


KWidgeon - 12/22/2009 at 06:33 PM

The above poster made me spit coffee at my monitor - LMAO!


Sang - 12/22/2009 at 06:59 PM

Unfortunately the above poster missed her monitor and hit her boss instead.


KWidgeon - 12/22/2009 at 07:04 PM

My day would be complete if what the above poster said about me was actually true.


Sang - 12/22/2009 at 07:51 PM

The above posters day isn't complete until she has some brandy out of a paper bag.


Sang - 12/22/2009 at 09:50 PM

The above poster has to lose money at a casino before each show.


CowboyNeil - 12/22/2009 at 10:20 PM

The above poster likes to lose his cookies before each show.....


Mike - 12/22/2009 at 10:39 PM

The above poster just passed his worms.


CowboyNeil - 12/22/2009 at 10:41 PM

The above poster just passed something but it was not a worm...hey pass that over here.


Sang - 12/23/2009 at 03:42 AM

The above poster holds the New Mexico record for bogarting a joint.


Sang - 12/23/2009 at 04:48 AM

The above poster was banned to the playpen.


Sang - 12/23/2009 at 02:14 PM

The above poster has trouble showing a sense of humor.


oldcoot - 12/23/2009 at 04:50 PM

The above poster has never made a coherent post.


Sang - 12/23/2009 at 04:51 PM

The above poster has never been able to tell a joke........


KWidgeon - 12/23/2009 at 04:52 PM

The above poster is a joke.


oldcoot - 12/23/2009 at 04:58 PM

The above poster roots for The Joker in Batman movies.


Sang - 12/23/2009 at 06:20 PM

The above poster identifies with Grumpy Old Men - all of them.

[Edited on 12/23/2009 by Sang]


KWidgeon - 12/23/2009 at 06:22 PM

The above poster needs to get a newer version of the Sang Spell Checker.


Sang - 12/23/2009 at 06:39 PM

I would be glad to sell one to the above poster for $49.95.


KWidgeon - 12/23/2009 at 06:43 PM

The above poster should give me a special discount because of my spelling aptitude.


oldcoot - 12/24/2009 at 12:18 AM

The above poster gets discounts from AARP as he is its oldest living member.


CowboyNeil - 12/24/2009 at 01:19 AM

The above Poster has been banned from staying at all Marriotts, there is a room in Denver that is still Odiferous!


Sang - 12/24/2009 at 02:24 AM

The above poster forgot that the poster above him has also been banned by the Picksberg Holiday Inn.


Slimzimm - 12/24/2009 at 05:32 AM

The previous poster is a closet Carmen Miranda fan.


musicmann - 12/24/2009 at 07:56 PM

The preceeding poster always waives his Miranda rights when he is arrested and squeals like a little girl to the officer


Sang - 12/24/2009 at 08:27 PM

The above poster has been unsuccessful in offering sexual favors to the officer to 'forget that this ever happened'.


DanB - 12/25/2009 at 03:00 PM

The above poster once passed out in a nativity scene.


CowboyNeil - 12/25/2009 at 06:57 PM

The above poster is so old that the phrase "The road goes on forever" well its just not true, no more roads to ride.


Sang - 12/25/2009 at 08:00 PM

The above poster remembers when all those roads were gravel.


Slimzimm - 12/25/2009 at 09:59 PM

The above poster remembers when it was a jungle.


Sang - 12/26/2009 at 03:57 PM

The above poster sometimes has trouble remembering his own name.


Sang - 12/27/2009 at 03:47 AM

The above poster should know that it works out better that way - but I still won't catch up to him.


TopDroog - 12/28/2009 at 03:41 AM

The above poster looks great in a mermaid suit.


TopDroog - 12/28/2009 at 03:57 AM

The above poster just threw up a little in his mouth . . . but not before searching out some of the current poster's handiwork from about 6-7 years ago.


Sang - 12/28/2009 at 04:58 AM

The above poster's favorite song is Too Shy by Kajagoogoo.


TopDroog - 12/28/2009 at 05:48 PM

The above poster's favorite song is "Sweet Zoo" by Barbara Streisand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhNeqpA-HbM


Sang - 12/28/2009 at 07:13 PM

The above poster has every one of Barbra's albums - and her movies.


oldcoot - 12/28/2009 at 08:15 PM

The above poster logs into numerous chatrooms using the name "Babs."


Sang - 12/28/2009 at 08:59 PM

The above poster logs in as 'ILUVBarryManilow'


TopDroog - 12/28/2009 at 10:12 PM

Boy George considers the above poster "the plaintiff."


Sang - 12/29/2009 at 04:13 AM

Boy George considers the above poster his "special" friend.


Slimzimm - 12/30/2009 at 04:14 AM

The above poster use to watch Hollywood Squares.... just to see Paul Lynde.


Sang - 12/30/2009 at 04:29 AM

The above poster's favorite was Charles Nelson Reilly.


ruthelane - 12/30/2009 at 04:41 AM

Now I understand! You are all insane!


Sang - 12/30/2009 at 04:58 AM

If the above poster understood, she would have expressed an opinion about the poster above her.

Other than that, she had it right.


Slimzimm - 12/30/2009 at 05:04 AM

The above poster recently learned he is a 2nd cousin twice removed from Wladziu Valentino Liberace.


Sang - 12/30/2009 at 05:36 AM

The above poster can understand Luke's posts.


ruthelane - 12/30/2009 at 01:43 PM

The above poster.........is right I can't think of anything to post. I will have to study this more! LOL
Except he loves Leon Redbone and doesn't tell anybody!


musicmann - 12/30/2009 at 01:51 PM

The bove poster loves Tom Jones and tells everyone she meets how hot he still is.


ruthelane - 12/30/2009 at 01:53 PM

The above poster threw his underwear at Tom Jones at a show in Vegas!


Sang - 12/30/2009 at 02:32 PM

The above poster has a Tom Jones tattoo - but won't tell anybody where.


ruthelane - 12/30/2009 at 02:37 PM

The above poster is president of the Leon Redbone Fan Club.
Only two members, him and Sergio! LOL


Sang - 12/30/2009 at 02:45 PM

The above poster, after hearing 'Shine on Harvest Moon', wishes we would let her in the club.


ruthelane - 12/30/2009 at 03:39 PM

The above poster threw his boxer shorts at Leon Redbone on stage
while Leon was singing the sexy lyrics, "can't get yo' cornbread made,
sleeping in the noonday shade".


Sang - 12/30/2009 at 03:41 PM

The above poster is obsessed with thowing underwear.


ruthelane - 12/30/2009 at 03:44 PM

The above poster secretly belongs to the computer geek weirdos club,
Listening For Communications From Outer Space!

Down with underwear!


Sang - 12/30/2009 at 07:28 PM

The above poster still has a ham radio.


ruthelane - 12/31/2009 at 05:03 AM

I hope I am not the reason people aren't posting here.
I can go elsewhere. I can't keep up with you guys anyway!


Sang - 12/31/2009 at 05:16 AM

Don't worry Ruthelane - you're doing fine (except for forgetting the rules again.... )

This thread isn't constant like the MT.....it requires some thought.....

So, the above poster keeps forgetting the rules, but she'll do much better tomorrow. Or else.


musicmann - 12/31/2009 at 05:19 PM

The above poster thinks he knws the rules, but he is incorrigible


KWidgeon - 12/31/2009 at 05:26 PM

The previous poster is right about Sang.


Sang - 12/31/2009 at 07:07 PM

The above poster ain't right in the head.


Slimzimm - 1/1/2010 at 12:59 AM

The above poster has a rather large bulbous head. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


Slimzimm - 1/1/2010 at 01:54 AM

The previous poster can't "think deep enough" to comprehend LUKE's posts.


Sang - 1/1/2010 at 06:36 AM

The above poster is working on a Luke to English translator.


TopDroog - 1/1/2010 at 06:19 PM

quote:
The above poster is Luke's ghost writer.


The above poster was the ghost writer of The Book of Luke.


CowboyNeil - 1/2/2010 at 12:31 AM

The above poster is one of the classiest members on this site.


Sang - 1/2/2010 at 01:12 AM

The above poster is one of the gasiest members on this site.


TopDroog - 1/2/2010 at 01:37 AM

The above poster owns all of the Twilight books.


Haisija - 1/2/2010 at 01:41 AM

The above poster should have a designer beer named after him.


ruthelane - 1/2/2010 at 01:54 AM

The above poster is the sweetest man, but he posts weird comments on facebook!


TopDroog - 1/2/2010 at 01:56 AM

The above poster is a MILH.


Haisija - 1/2/2010 at 02:21 AM

The above poster has posted something I don't know the meaning of.


TopDroog - 1/2/2010 at 02:37 AM

The above poster seems to not know the meaning of the word "extrapolation" either.

"Mom I'd Like to Hug"

And assuming Ruthie does know the meaning of extrapolate, she now knows what a MILF is.


Haisija - 1/2/2010 at 02:55 AM

The above poster has once again dazzled me with his verbage and acronyms.


Sang - 1/2/2010 at 05:14 AM

The above poster dazzles with his sizzling steaks.


TopDroog - 1/2/2010 at 05:35 AM

The above poster dazzles with his swizzle sticks (he mixes a mean drink).


ruthelane - 1/2/2010 at 05:00 PM

The above poster is an inventor of acronyms! (a felony in some parts of the world)

[Edited on 1/2/2010 by ruthelane]


KWidgeon - 1/2/2010 at 05:08 PM

The above poster is a sweet Angel sister who has a husband with a VERY sexy name.


Sang - 1/2/2010 at 05:28 PM

The above poster is known far and wide as a troublemaker.


musicmann - 1/2/2010 at 10:13 PM

The only trouble the above poster can get into is when he tries to use his cell phone


Sang - 1/2/2010 at 11:12 PM

The above poster calls the operator to have somebody to talk to.


musicmann - 1/3/2010 at 02:46 AM

The above poster has called 911 because his wife refused to eat the meat loaf he cooked.


Sang - 1/3/2010 at 07:26 AM

The above poster always orders the meat loaf when he goes to a gourmet restaurant.


WharfRat - 1/3/2010 at 02:02 PM

The above poster stalks Meat Loaf


oldcoot - 1/3/2010 at 05:44 PM

The above poster stalks corn.


ruthelane - 1/3/2010 at 07:03 PM

The above poster is a good-looking man judging from his photo.
But, wait, I already said that before. Must be getting old!


CowboyNeil - 1/3/2010 at 07:19 PM

The above poster may want to get her eyes checked


ruthelane - 1/3/2010 at 07:23 PM

quote:
The above poster may want to get her eyes checked


The above poster is very perceptive!

I do have cataracts in one eye, but the other eye is perfect
and I can usually tell a good-looking man when I see one with
my good eye!


Sang - 1/3/2010 at 07:35 PM

The above poster must have had her good eye closed.


musicmann - 1/3/2010 at 10:29 PM

The above poster is a big fan of third eye blind.


CowboyNeil - 1/3/2010 at 10:55 PM

The trouble with the above poster is the trouble with me.
We got 2 good eyes but we still can't see


musicmann - 1/4/2010 at 12:55 AM

The above poster only has eyes for Rosie O'Donnell


Sang - 1/4/2010 at 01:23 AM

The above poster was third.


WharfRat - 1/4/2010 at 01:39 AM

The above poster just polished off a fifth.


Sang - 1/4/2010 at 02:09 AM

The above poster is jealous about that.


oldcoot - 1/4/2010 at 03:12 PM

quote:
The above poster is a good-looking man judging from his photo.
But, wait, I already said that before. Must be getting old!



This ^^^^^^ cannot possibly be posted enough.


oldcoot - 1/4/2010 at 03:13 PM

The above above poster is not jealous but is green with envy.


Sang - 1/4/2010 at 03:15 PM

The above poster cannot remember when he first became senile.


lonomon - 1/5/2010 at 02:43 PM

the above poster cannot remember even though he is not senile


oldcoot - 1/5/2010 at 05:03 PM

The above poster cannot remember if his memory is good or not.


KWidgeon - 1/5/2010 at 05:16 PM

The above poster has to have his name pinned to his mittens so he can remember who he is.


lonomon - 1/5/2010 at 07:48 PM

The above poster enjoys getting the finger ... from his proctologist


oldcoot - 1/5/2010 at 07:59 PM

The above poster's proctologist is named Ben Dover.


Sang - 1/6/2010 at 02:47 PM

The above poster now raises gerbils, thanks to Richard Gere.


oldcoot - 1/6/2010 at 04:56 PM

The above poster is now a Buddhist thanks to Richard Gere.


TopDroog - 1/6/2010 at 05:23 PM

The above poster is now a Buddhist thanks to the poster above him.


KWidgeon - 1/6/2010 at 06:17 PM

The above poster looks to Tina Turner for lessons in Buddhism


oldcoot - 1/6/2010 at 07:24 PM

The above poster looks to Tina Turner for lessons in private dancing.


musicmann - 1/6/2010 at 07:40 PM

The above poster still drools every time he looks at his Tina Turner poster in his bedroom, and has her photo on his cell phone.


Eileen1 - 1/6/2010 at 08:26 PM

The above poster(s) are histerical! *LOLLLL*


Sang - 1/7/2010 at 01:46 AM

The above posters last post was even hysterical...........


TopDroog - 1/7/2010 at 10:34 PM

We are all looking forward to the above poster's last post.


Sang - 1/8/2010 at 03:02 AM

quote:
We are all looking forward to the above poster's latest post.



I fixed that for the last poster.


TopDroog - 1/8/2010 at 02:25 PM

The above poster made a nice recovery.




*the current poster gives credit where it's due.


Sang - 1/8/2010 at 04:19 PM

The above poster is trying to recover his hearing after too many loud concerts.


TopDroog - 1/8/2010 at 05:39 PM

The above poster is trying to recover his balance after too many glasses of Rodity's.


Sang - 1/9/2010 at 04:13 AM

The above poster is trying to recover the appendix he lost at a Derek Trucks concert.


TopDroog - 1/9/2010 at 04:16 AM

The above poster definitely needs to take a comedy class.


Sang - 1/9/2010 at 05:32 AM

The above poster needs to go to Wanee.


TopDroog - 1/9/2010 at 06:17 PM

The above poster needs to give him a ride.


Sang - 1/9/2010 at 07:07 PM

The above poster would have to be on a Southwest Airlines plane to ride with the poster above him.


TopDroog - 1/9/2010 at 07:44 PM

The above poster probably has a big enough suitcase.


Sang - 1/9/2010 at 07:51 PM

The above poster should know that a ticket would be cheaper than the luggage overweight fees.


TopDroog - 1/9/2010 at 08:12 PM

The above poster should know that the poster above him knows jack squat about air travel and furthermore, that this has to be the oddest way of carrying out a conversation that either poster has ever endured.


Sang - 1/9/2010 at 08:29 PM

The above poster is right for once.


oldcoot - 1/9/2010 at 10:31 PM

The above poster has a right to be wrong.


Sang - 1/10/2010 at 01:17 AM

The above poster loves when Barry Manilow sings 'If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right' to him.


Slimzimm - 1/10/2010 at 02:23 AM

The above poster feels Barry Manilow can do no wrong.


TopDroog - 1/10/2010 at 03:29 AM

The above poster simply feels Barry Manilow.



Sang - 1/10/2010 at 06:16 PM

The above poster has pictures to prove it.


musicmann - 1/10/2010 at 11:32 PM

The above postr has pictures to prove that Gumby was his love child.


TopDroog - 1/11/2010 at 04:43 AM

The above poster was the photographer of said pictures.


Sang - 1/11/2010 at 02:34 PM

The above poster is known as 'the guy with all the porn' in his neighborhood.


TopDroog - 1/11/2010 at 04:20 PM

The above poster is looking for a place in my neighborhood.


spacemonkey - 1/11/2010 at 07:48 PM

the above poster is high on "Milk Plus"


Sang - 1/12/2010 at 12:07 AM

The above poster is high on life.


TopDroog - 1/12/2010 at 02:22 AM

The above poster drinks "High Life."










Man, I apologize. I never should have said that. We are friends, after all. Sorry for crossing the line.


Sang - 1/12/2010 at 05:07 AM

The above poster thinks a "light" beer is anything less than 22 ounces.


lonomon - 1/13/2010 at 09:32 PM

The previous poster made this poster say:

mmmm, Beer












oldcoot - 1/13/2010 at 09:38 PM

The above poster's favorite beer is Iron City.


TerriB - 1/13/2010 at 11:51 PM

The above poster need to be "a tad fresher"


TopDroog - 1/14/2010 at 01:34 AM

The above poster wears her underwear over her clothes.

http://www.allmanbrothersband.com/index.php?module=My_eGallery&do=showpic&p id=7067


Sang - 1/14/2010 at 06:22 PM

The above poster still wears underoos


Haisija - 1/14/2010 at 06:28 PM

The above poster knows the picture oof Winnie the Pooh goes ....right........~there~


Sang - 1/14/2010 at 10:03 PM

No, guess I'll have to borrow the instructions from the above poster.


TerriB - 1/15/2010 at 12:03 AM

The above poster prefers Garanimals.


ruthelane - 1/15/2010 at 01:45 AM

The above poster is an expert at making Jello shots!


musicmann - 1/15/2010 at 02:02 PM

The above poster holds several dubious records as a nude jello wrestler


Sang - 1/15/2010 at 07:27 PM

The above poster holds all the rest.


ruthelane - 1/15/2010 at 11:54 PM

quote:
The above poster holds several dubious records as a nude jello wrestler


LMAO!!! Sorry to break the chain here.

OK, the above poster plays in a nude Mariachi band!

[Edited on 1/16/2010 by ruthelane]


Sang - 1/16/2010 at 05:55 AM

The above poster always requests the nude mariachi band play Liz Reed.


Haisija - 1/16/2010 at 06:26 AM

The above poster was the first one to post on HTW after the downtime on Friday.


musicmann - 1/16/2010 at 05:44 PM

The above poster makes good use of his downtime plucking the fuzz from his navel


ruthelane - 1/17/2010 at 05:55 PM

quote:
The above poster knows the poster above him very well.


Sang - 1/18/2010 at 03:40 PM

The above poster has a great picture of Gregg in her signature.


ruthelane - 1/18/2010 at 04:40 PM

The above poster is a sweetheart.


musicmann - 1/18/2010 at 05:10 PM

The above poster is too sweet to insult


oldcoot - 1/18/2010 at 05:28 PM

The above poster is easy to insult.


TopDroog - 1/18/2010 at 06:58 PM

The above poster signed Abraham's yearbook.


Sang - 1/19/2010 at 04:05 PM

The above poster signs everybody's yearbook 'I don't know you'.


Haisija - 1/19/2010 at 04:13 PM

The above poster signs everybody's yearbook " Was glad to know you" ...they walk away shaking their head mumbling " Who was that guy ? ".


Sang - 1/19/2010 at 07:05 PM

The above poster can mumble in Japanese.


TerriB - 1/20/2010 at 06:52 PM

The above poster likes flaming cheese.

(Hey, it rhymes with the above post!)


Slimzimm - 1/21/2010 at 01:28 AM

The above poster likes flaming fillet of Yak, Peking style.


Sang - 1/21/2010 at 02:17 AM

The above poster likes flaming Liberace.


oldcoot - 1/21/2010 at 09:44 PM

The above poster won a Liberace lookalike contest.


Sang - 1/21/2010 at 09:55 PM

The above poster came in 3rd, but his sequined jacket and frilly shirt almost stole the contest.


musicmann - 1/23/2010 at 10:15 PM

The above poster wears his sequined jacket over his hairy bare chest while strolling down main street. He wears his frilly shirt to church.


WharfRat - 1/24/2010 at 02:52 PM

The above poster wears sequined underpants


oldcoot - 1/24/2010 at 04:53 PM

The above poster goes commando but has glued sequines where his skivvies should be.


musicmann - 1/24/2010 at 07:33 PM

The above poster wears his skivvies over his pants


Sang - 1/25/2010 at 02:14 PM

The above poster lost his shorts betting on the football games.


Slimzimm - 1/25/2010 at 02:44 PM

The above poster won his skid-marked shorts back betting on the football game.


Sang - 1/25/2010 at 03:29 PM

The above poster is trying to win them back with a bet on the pro bowl game.


gotdrumz - 1/25/2010 at 06:54 PM

The previous poster is a gentleman, a scholar, and a good judge of bubblegum


KWidgeon - 1/25/2010 at 06:56 PM

The above poster is back where he belongs.


gotdrumz - 1/25/2010 at 07:04 PM

The above poster forgot to leave the trail of bread crumbs... almost ate Gretal


MikeBremer - 1/25/2010 at 07:05 PM

The above poster goes buy cornfield kitty on other sites.


KWidgeon - 1/25/2010 at 07:43 PM

The above poster just made me laugh very loudly in a very quiet office.


Sang - 1/25/2010 at 08:18 PM

The above posters cackle can be heard for 1/2 a mile.


KWidgeon - 1/25/2010 at 08:21 PM

The above poster lays cackleberries.


gotdrumz - 1/26/2010 at 04:54 AM

The above poster hosts an adult website of people "laying" cackleberries.


Sang - 1/26/2010 at 05:33 AM

The above poster was the first subscriber.


oldcoot - 1/26/2010 at 03:37 PM

The above poster got the first social security number, 000-00-0001.


Sang - 1/26/2010 at 05:24 PM

Actually the above poster had 000-00-0000


gotdrumz - 1/26/2010 at 05:33 PM

The above poster sung a song in a singing contest...guess which song he sang?


lonomon - 1/26/2010 at 05:37 PM

The above poster should know that when Sang sung, he can't sing


gotdrumz - 1/26/2010 at 05:40 PM

The above poster should realize it's not about how but all about what


oldcoot - 1/26/2010 at 08:23 PM

The above poster should realize it's all about the angle of the dangle.


musicmann - 1/26/2010 at 08:29 PM

The above poster should realize that the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe


Sang - 1/27/2010 at 03:50 AM

The above posters favorite breakfast is biscuits and gravy.


gotdrumz - 1/27/2010 at 05:16 AM

The previous poster was poster boy for The King Biscuit Flour Hour


MikeBremer - 1/27/2010 at 03:36 PM

The above poster ran out of flour with in an hour trying to make the King biscuits.


KWidgeon - 1/27/2010 at 03:39 PM

The above poster loves to listen to the Blues Brothers sing Rubber Biscuit.


alanwoods - 1/27/2010 at 06:00 PM

The above poster.


KWidgeon - 1/27/2010 at 06:02 PM

The above poster is just jealous of the length of my tongue in that photo.


oldcoot - 1/27/2010 at 08:52 PM

The above poster speaks with forked tongue.


KWidgeon - 1/27/2010 at 09:52 PM

The above poster takes the fork in the road.


Sang - 1/27/2010 at 10:08 PM

Being from Iowa, the above poster only drives on gravel roads.


KWidgeon - 1/27/2010 at 10:16 PM

The above poster is a city boy and doesn't do gravel travel.


oldcoot - 1/27/2010 at 10:16 PM

The above poster has a gravelly voice.


alanwoods - 1/27/2010 at 10:39 PM

quote:
The above poster has a gravelly voice.


The above poster did Gravel Gertie in a drug induced stupor.


KWidgeon - 1/27/2010 at 10:49 PM

The above poster would do her, stupor or not.


gotdrumz - 1/28/2010 at 09:28 PM

The previous poster was the previous poster.


Sang - 1/28/2010 at 10:18 PM

Can't really argue with what the previous poster said.


gotdrumz - 1/29/2010 at 08:16 AM

The previous poster should mention that to my ol' lady


TopDroog - 1/31/2010 at 06:32 PM

The above poster gives all of his daughter's boyfriends "the willies."


Sang - 2/1/2010 at 04:29 PM

The above poster used to do Willie Nelson's taxes.


oldcoot - 2/1/2010 at 04:36 PM

The above poster used to do Willie Nelson.


Sang - 2/1/2010 at 04:52 PM

The above poster still remembers what he was doing when Willie was born.


oldcoot - 2/1/2010 at 07:16 PM

The above poster can't remember what he was doing 30 seconds ago.


gotdrumz - 2/2/2010 at 01:15 AM

The previous poster spent 30 days in the hole and had a twenty missing from his billfold.


Sang - 2/2/2010 at 07:34 PM

The above poster loves eating humble pie.


gotdrumz - 2/2/2010 at 10:08 PM

The previous poster is a descendant of lil Jack Horner


TerriB - 2/3/2010 at 04:31 AM

The above poster is hereby remanded to the corner.


Sang - 2/3/2010 at 04:39 AM

The above poster needs to start making jello shots for Wanee.


musicmann - 2/3/2010 at 02:30 PM

The above poster has resorted to taking pot shots at the members of this site


gotdrumz - 2/3/2010 at 03:38 PM

The previous poster likes to smoke members of this site pot.


TopDroog - 2/3/2010 at 05:47 PM

Upon taking a new job and learning he could not be paid in cash, the above poster agreed to be paid in "thrash."


TerriB - 2/4/2010 at 01:01 AM

The above poster still has a belly full of Peruvian food!


Sang - 2/4/2010 at 05:21 AM

The above poster makes salsa good enough to sit in.


gotdrumz - 2/4/2010 at 01:33 PM

The previous poster uses skinny dip with his chips


TopDroog - 2/5/2010 at 02:04 AM

The above poster skinny dips with CHiPs.


MikeBremer - 2/5/2010 at 02:10 AM

The above poster skinny dips & watches CHIPS on TV land.


TopDroog - 2/5/2010 at 03:13 AM

The above poster carries a picture of "Ponch" around in his wallet.


Sang - 2/5/2010 at 05:09 AM

The above poster is still the president of the Erik Estrada fan club.


gotdrumz - 2/5/2010 at 04:52 PM

The above poster pimps "Estrada" sunglasses at the local flea market


MikeBremer - 2/5/2010 at 05:08 PM

The above poster wears his " flea " outfit on Halloween.


TopDroog - 2/6/2010 at 08:18 PM

The above poster appears on the cover of The Abbey Road E.P.


gotdrumz - 2/7/2010 at 12:27 AM

The previous poster keeps getting ritcher but he can't get his picture on the cover of the rolling stone.


TopDroog - 2/7/2010 at 05:00 AM

The previous poster has the poster above him confused with someone else.


gotdrumz - 2/7/2010 at 05:06 AM

The previous poster has a poster of the previous poster's favorite band hanging in his garage.


oldcoot - 2/7/2010 at 04:13 PM

The previous poster has a poster of the previous poster's garage hanging in his den.


Sang - 2/8/2010 at 02:19 PM

The above poster is still searching for a Den of Iniquity.


musicmann - 2/8/2010 at 02:23 PM

The above poster is a regular at the crack dens in his town


Sang - 2/8/2010 at 08:06 PM

The above poster has decided to start his own methlab.


gotdrumz - 2/10/2010 at 01:03 AM

The previous poster is trying to get his methlab to fetch birds when he goes hunting.


TopDroog - 2/10/2010 at 02:08 AM

The above poster gives his dogs nothing stronger than blessed wine . . . and an occasional doobie.


gotdrumz - 2/10/2010 at 03:44 AM

The previous poster's name is Randy...and on occasion, he'll listen to The Doobie Brothers.


Sang - 2/10/2010 at 09:48 PM

The above poster is feeling a little randy.... which seems strange after his post.


musicmann - 2/10/2010 at 10:00 PM

The above poster sounds like he is feeling a little gay


TerriB - 2/11/2010 at 04:50 AM

The above posted does not realize it is still Wednesday.


musicmann - 2/11/2010 at 10:20 PM

The above poster just realized that Sunday will never be the same


Slimzimm - 2/12/2010 at 04:02 AM

The poster above wants to get something off his chest about himself in regards to being gay.


Sang - 2/12/2010 at 05:46 AM

The above poster is what he wants to get off his chest.


musicmann - 2/12/2010 at 02:40 PM

The only thing the above poster has on his chest is a mangy clump of grey hair which he shows off by wearing his shirts open at ABB shows


gotdrumz - 2/12/2010 at 02:44 PM


The previous poster really likes to follow dancing banana's around.


musicmann - 2/12/2010 at 03:05 PM

The above poster appears to like to follow me around


Slimzimm - 2/13/2010 at 01:51 AM

I wish the above poster would get off Sang's back.


musicmann - 2/13/2010 at 03:10 AM

The above poster needs to watch his own back


gotdrumz - 2/13/2010 at 02:13 PM

The previous poster is back in black.


Slimzimm - 2/13/2010 at 04:13 PM

The previous poster is bad in polka-dot.


gotdrumz - 2/13/2010 at 05:34 PM

The previous poster has a PhD in connect the dots.


musicmann - 2/13/2010 at 06:02 PM

The above poster loves to eat dots, but they pull out his dentures.


Sang - 2/14/2010 at 05:41 AM

The above poster says his wooden teeth make him look like George Washington. He actually looks more like Martha.


musicmann - 2/14/2010 at 08:53 PM

The above poster took the heat for his buddy and admitted he stole the schnitzers marble rye bread


MikeBremer - 2/15/2010 at 02:14 PM

The above poster played marbles as a kid till his mom caught him swallowing them.


Sang - 2/15/2010 at 02:14 PM

The above poster has stated many times that he does not knead bread in his diet. ( )


musicmann - 2/15/2010 at 05:45 PM

The above poster cannot call money money. He still calls it bread.


Sang - 2/16/2010 at 12:26 AM

The above poster can't stop singing the lyrics to For the Love of Money by the O'Jays.


TopDroog - 2/16/2010 at 01:55 AM

The above poster sings in the shower . . . at the health club.


Sang - 2/16/2010 at 03:41 AM

The above poster obviously hasn't seen me lately.


gotdrumz - 2/16/2010 at 01:59 PM

The previous poster needs to remember that the poster before him doesn't hang out at the Nudie Bar. So how could he see you lately ?


TopDroog - 2/16/2010 at 03:55 PM

The above poster has launched a grass-roots letter writing campaign to have a clean-living chapter of faithful husbands added to SOA.


Sang - 2/16/2010 at 08:31 PM

The above poster can't see his grass roots because of the snow.


oldcoot - 2/16/2010 at 08:50 PM

The above poster always chooses songs by The Grass Roots when he sings karaoke.


Sang - 2/17/2010 at 03:08 PM

The above poster always chooses Britney Spears.


Bhawk - 2/17/2010 at 03:15 PM

The above poster still doesn't know quite what to do with his K-Fed CD.


oldcoot - 2/17/2010 at 03:23 PM

The above poster has K-Fed on his Blackberry speed dial list.


Bhawk - 2/17/2010 at 03:32 PM

The above poster makes a mean blackberry wine.


MikeBremer - 2/17/2010 at 03:51 PM

The above poster gets the runs after drinking blackberry wine.


gotdrumz - 2/17/2010 at 05:47 PM

Thr previous poster grows numerous varieties of dingle-berries


Bhawk - 2/17/2010 at 08:07 PM

The above poster is obsessed with numerology.


Sang - 2/17/2010 at 08:17 PM

The above poster is obsessed with his belly button.


gotdrumz - 2/17/2010 at 08:45 PM

The previous poster made a pair of socks, a beanie cap, and a sweater from his belly button lint.


Bhawk - 2/18/2010 at 12:42 AM

Don't mess with the above poster's tye-dye beanie. He will come alive on your a$$.


Sang - 2/18/2010 at 03:19 AM

The above poster was there when a gerbil came alive in Richard Gere's a$$.


Slimzimm - 2/18/2010 at 04:53 AM

For a short period of time back in the 90's, the above poster made a small fortune owning a gerbil farm.


Sang - 2/18/2010 at 02:51 PM

The above poster made a killing with pet rocks.


oldcoot - 2/18/2010 at 08:15 PM

The above poster made a killing renting his signature space to the Chiquita produce company.


Sang - 2/18/2010 at 09:36 PM

The above poster has warrants out for his arrest for 'excessive odor release' in both Pixsberg and Denver.


Bhawk - 2/18/2010 at 09:39 PM

The above poster is as honest as a Denver man can be.


Sang - 2/18/2010 at 09:42 PM

The above poster used to date the Marlboro Man.


Bhawk - 2/18/2010 at 09:52 PM

The above poster loves Gay Thursday so much he posts whilst wearing a rainbow thong.


Sang - 2/18/2010 at 10:10 PM

Forgot to thank the above poster for sending it to me.


gotdrumz - 2/19/2010 at 02:15 AM

Wonders if the above posters rainbow thong has a pot-o-gold at the other end?


Sang - 2/19/2010 at 03:13 PM

The above poster wears so much gold his nickname is Midas.


Bhawk - 2/19/2010 at 03:20 PM

The above poster invented the word "bling."


oldcoot - 2/19/2010 at 07:22 PM

The above poster invented the wheel.


gotdrumz - 2/19/2010 at 08:31 PM

The previous poster has a vicious circle disgused as a triangle.


Sang - 2/19/2010 at 08:37 PM

The above poster plays along with songs on the radio with his cowbell.


gotdrumz - 2/19/2010 at 08:55 PM

Forogt to thank the above poster for loaning me his cow.


Bhawk - 2/19/2010 at 08:56 PM

The above poster can play Girl From Ipanema on his Vibra-Slap.


TopDroog - 2/20/2010 at 04:19 AM

The above poster dresses as Road Warrior Hawk for Halloween . . . and at other times.


gotdrumz - 2/20/2010 at 07:44 AM

The previous poster enjoys the undressing at the salad bar.


TopDroog - 2/20/2010 at 03:59 PM

Every night before bed, the boogey-man checks both his closet and under his bed to make sure the above poster isn't hiding there.


Sang - 2/21/2010 at 12:59 AM

The above poster refuses to tell Little Bo Peep where he hid her sheep.


TopDroog - 2/21/2010 at 01:41 AM

The above poster visited the current poster's house for dinner where they ate that sheep with some roasted potatoes and a bottle of Rodity's.


gotdrumz - 2/21/2010 at 09:23 PM

The current poster wonders if the previous poster recycled said bottle of Rodity's ?


Sang - 2/22/2010 at 02:09 PM

The above poster has been banned from all wine tastings.


lonomon - 2/22/2010 at 03:17 PM

The previous poster has been banned for whining


MikeBremer - 2/22/2010 at 09:14 PM

The above poster tried pulling the above guitar of the brick wall & was last seen in a police car yelling " but officer, but officer ".


TopDroog - 2/23/2010 at 01:52 AM

quote:
The above poster tried pulling the above guitar of the brick wall & was last seen in a police car yelling " but officer, but officer ".
. . . as the previous poster made his getaway with the guitar the poster above him was accused of stealing.


gotdrumz - 2/23/2010 at 02:56 PM

The previous poster's favorite line in Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure is "Throw them in the Iron Maiden".... "excellent"


Sang - 2/23/2010 at 07:08 PM

The above poster can no longer fit into his Iron Maiden t-shirt.


Haisija - 2/23/2010 at 07:09 PM

The above poster fits quite well into his Iron Maiden studded leather thong.


Sang - 2/23/2010 at 07:23 PM

I'd like to thank the above poster for helping me put it on.


lonomon - 2/23/2010 at 07:39 PM

The above poster needed help since he was putting it on inside out


oldcoot - 2/24/2010 at 12:44 AM

The above poster always goes in through the out door.


lonomon - 2/24/2010 at 03:52 AM

The previous poster wore a raspberry beret

[Edited on 2/24/2010 by lonomon]


oldcoot - 2/24/2010 at 02:53 PM

The above poster dated Eric Carmen when Carmen was in The Raspberries.


TerriB - 2/24/2010 at 04:22 PM

The above poster dated Dennis Rodman when he was married to Carmen Electra.


Sang - 2/24/2010 at 08:18 PM

The above poster was engaged to Lindsey Lohan.


TopDroog - 2/24/2010 at 11:07 PM

The above poster fast-forwards to the Lindsay Lohan segments on Robot Chicken.


Sang - 2/25/2010 at 04:00 AM

The above poster thinks that robot tastes like chicken.


Slimzimm - 2/25/2010 at 04:13 AM

The above poster thinks there really is a turkitron.


Sang - 2/25/2010 at 04:35 AM

The above thinks there really is a tooth fairy.


Slimzimm - 2/25/2010 at 05:09 AM

A fairy once left a $100 bill under the above poster's pillow.


lonomon - 2/25/2010 at 11:54 AM

The previous poster went and stole the $100 from under said poster's pillow


oldcoot - 2/25/2010 at 09:56 PM

The above poster normally tips hookers an additional $100.


Sang - 2/25/2010 at 09:56 PM

The previous poster must have seen that on COPS.


gotdrumz - 2/25/2010 at 10:03 PM

The previous poster once copped a feel and his friend got slapped.


Bhawk - 2/25/2010 at 10:03 PM

The above poster has a copy of the song "Bad Boys" in Flemish, Dutch, Russian and Esperanto.


gotdrumz - 2/25/2010 at 10:54 PM

The previous poster must relish in the fact that I had to Google "Esperanto"


TopDroog - 2/26/2010 at 04:34 AM

Prior to said Googling, the previous poster probably thought it was some kind of sissy drink from Starbucks.


Slimzimm - 2/26/2010 at 04:36 AM

The previous poster is still wondering esperato, kio estas tio?


gotdrumz - 2/26/2010 at 01:35 PM

After the picking up a chick at the bar, the previous poster heard her say "kio estas tio ?" when he pulled down his pants.


heineken515 - 2/26/2010 at 01:46 PM

I'm not sure if the previous poster -

A. needs drums ?
B. has them and is bragging
C. or this drum thing with a Z is just something new that I don't know about


lonomon - 2/26/2010 at 01:48 PM

the above poster appears to be confused


gotdrumz - 2/26/2010 at 02:01 PM

The previous poster appears in the strangest of places


Bhawk - 2/26/2010 at 02:47 PM

The above poster will get shown the light in the strangest of places if he looks at it right.


Sang - 2/26/2010 at 03:08 PM

The above poster wishes he was a headlight on a northbound train.


musicmann - 2/26/2010 at 05:16 PM

The above poster may wish of being a headlight on a northbound train, but he is more like a squashed mosquito on a windshield.


TerriB - 2/26/2010 at 07:30 PM

The above poster is looking for wipers.


oldcoot - 2/26/2010 at 10:16 PM

The above poster is looking both ways before crossing the street.


TerriB - 2/26/2010 at 10:34 PM

The above poster is a chicken.


alanwoods - 2/26/2010 at 10:45 PM

The above poster is a possum.

The chicken crossed the road.


TopDroog - 2/27/2010 at 01:05 AM

The above poster eats possum with biscuits and gravy . . . and a nice Chianti.


gotdrumz - 2/27/2010 at 04:06 AM

The above board member will absolutely sell no wine before it's time.


WharfRat - 2/27/2010 at 04:11 AM

The above poster once stalked April Wine


Sang - 2/27/2010 at 04:57 AM

The above poster still stalks Yoko Ono.


WharfRat - 2/27/2010 at 11:35 AM

The above poster once slept with Yoko Ono


oldcoot - 2/27/2010 at 02:21 PM

The above poster is still sleeping with Apollo Ohno.


origapch - 2/27/2010 at 02:40 PM

the above poster said Oh No to Apollo Ohno..............


TopDroog - 2/27/2010 at 02:42 PM

The above poster rooted for Apollo Creed.


oldcoot - 2/27/2010 at 03:19 PM

The above poster was thrown out of the Apollo Theater.


gotdrumz - 2/27/2010 at 03:25 PM

The previous poster was an Apollo astronaut whom got busted for selling moon rock


TopDroog - 2/27/2010 at 05:24 PM

The above poster got busted for mooning The Rock.


oldcoot - 2/27/2010 at 06:16 PM

The above poster has every known recording of Rocket Man.


TopDroog - 2/27/2010 at 07:23 PM

The above poster was the stunt double for Disney's The Rocketeer . . . and that explains a lot.


oldcoot - 2/28/2010 at 03:05 PM

The above poster was the stunt double for Lindsay Lohan in Disney's The Love Bug, which explains the poor box office results.


Slimzimm - 2/28/2010 at 03:13 PM

The above poster played a very convincing acting role as Lohan's twin in the Parent Trap.


gotdrumz - 3/1/2010 at 02:29 PM

The previous poster bought an "eat a peach" t shirt at Target. Oh the humanity


oldcoot - 3/1/2010 at 09:13 PM

The above poster is the target of a Senate investigation.


gotdrumz - 3/2/2010 at 02:24 AM

The previous poster was a private investigator in the Army during the Spanish/American war.


Sang - 3/2/2010 at 02:36 PM

The above poster was in charge of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'


MikeBremer - 3/2/2010 at 04:28 PM

The above poster goes by the moto of " Deny it till the end. "


Sang - 3/2/2010 at 04:56 PM

The above poster says 'Hello moto' every time his phone rings.


oldcoot - 3/2/2010 at 05:11 PM

The preceding poster says "Culture Club Hotline, how may I help you?" every time his phone rings.


Sang - 3/2/2010 at 06:19 PM

The above poster is on Barry Manilow's speed dial.


Bhawk - 3/2/2010 at 06:24 PM

The above poster wears speed skating tights when he shovels the driveway.


Haisija - 3/2/2010 at 07:05 PM

The above poster probably isn't done using his snow shovel this year.


TopDroog - 3/2/2010 at 11:08 PM

The above poster shoveled a lot of snow in the 80's.


Hell . . .who didn't?


Sang - 3/2/2010 at 11:39 PM

The above poster used a drivers license for the shovelling, and a straw to get rid of said snow.


MikeBremer - 3/3/2010 at 02:45 AM

The above poster was nicknamed ' Hoover " by the said snow man.


oldcoot - 3/3/2010 at 10:19 PM

The above poster went dress shopping with J. Edgar Hoover.


TerriB - 3/4/2010 at 04:08 AM

The above poster picked out a pair of fabulous high heels to go with that dress.


TopDroog - 3/4/2010 at 12:58 PM

The above poster sells high heels to ladies . . . and always insists on putting the little nylon stocking thingie on himself.


gotdrumz - 3/4/2010 at 01:36 PM

The previous poster wrote a story about a dude stalking ladies while wearing nylons and high heels while his thingie was hanging out.


Bhawk - 3/4/2010 at 04:26 PM

The above poster knows that every picture tells a story.


gotdrumz - 3/4/2010 at 05:31 PM

The previous poster forgot his donut.


Bhawk - 3/4/2010 at 05:31 PM

The above poster prefers donuts with sprinkles.


IPowrie - 3/4/2010 at 05:34 PM

The above poster prefers gin with his donuts


TopDroog - 3/4/2010 at 08:19 PM

The previous poster stole all the previous poster's single malt . . . which is why he's drinking gin with his donuts.


Bhawk - 3/5/2010 at 03:59 PM

The above poster always tells the soda jerk to add extra malt to his chocolate malt.


oldcoot - 3/5/2010 at 05:03 PM

The preceding poster wrote the original screenplay for The Jerk.


Haisija - 3/5/2010 at 05:08 PM

The preceding poster would get a beer from me tonight in Lincoln if I was hip to Tinsley being in Lincoln tonight a few days sooner.


oldcoot - 3/5/2010 at 05:10 PM

This poster would have accepted said beer from the above poster.


(They're at The Zoo again tomorrow night (Sat) but I can't make that one)


Haisija - 3/5/2010 at 05:12 PM

The preceding poster is thanked by me for the news of the Saturday show.


TerriB - 3/5/2010 at 08:53 PM

quote:
The preceding poster is thanked by me for the news of the Saturday show.



The above poster should put some snow chains on the tires of his hand truck if he goes to Kneebraska anytime soon.


Sang - 3/6/2010 at 10:29 PM

The above poster should be asking why anyone would want to go to Kneeebraska - at any time.


Slimzimm - 3/7/2010 at 05:26 AM

The above poster needs a new sig.


gotdrumz - 3/7/2010 at 06:29 AM

The previous poster used to smoke a pack of sig's a day for 13 years, 5 months, 4 days ,6 hours, 56 minutes and 59.5 seconds.


Sang - 3/8/2010 at 03:54 AM

The above poster was smoking crack while he posted that.


Bhawk - 3/8/2010 at 03:24 PM

The above poster once spent 17 hours, 31 minutes and 12 seconds pondering the meaning of the word "wisecrack."


oldcoot - 3/8/2010 at 04:02 PM

The above poster couldn't tell time until he was a senior in high school.


Sang - 3/8/2010 at 04:04 PM

The above poster used a sundial until he was 35.


spacemonkey - 3/8/2010 at 05:06 PM

The above poster has a groovy watch




oldcoot - 3/8/2010 at 11:31 PM

The above poster is groovy.


Sang - 3/9/2010 at 05:07 AM

The above poster still has a black light and a lava lamp.


Slimzimm - 3/9/2010 at 05:14 AM

The previous poster stopped wearing platform shoes after hitting his head on a rotating disco ball.


spacemonkey - 3/10/2010 at 01:09 AM

the above poster tripped over the Disco Duck


gotdrumz - 3/10/2010 at 03:02 AM

The previous poster once wore a duck costume to a halloween costume party in the 70's.


Bhawk - 3/10/2010 at 03:14 AM

The previous poster once played Freebird with Donald "Duck" Dunn.


spacemonkey - 3/10/2010 at 06:59 AM

WHy a Duck, why not a chicken?


Bhawk - 3/10/2010 at 03:02 PM

The above poster often ponders the word "why."


MikeBremer - 3/11/2010 at 12:58 AM

The above poster often ponders the word "why." While driving past Where, Illinois.

Real place , look it up , right next to America, Ill.


gotdrumz - 3/11/2010 at 01:07 AM

The previous poster should not give geography lessons for free !


Sang - 3/11/2010 at 06:43 PM

The above poster refuses to use Google maps.


Bhawk - 3/11/2010 at 08:38 PM

The above poster has a treasure map of his backyard.


gotdrumz - 3/11/2010 at 10:11 PM

The previous poster dug up some hidden treasure and his finger stunk.


MikeBremer - 3/11/2010 at 11:50 PM

The above poster knows, he smelled of it.


origapch - 3/12/2010 at 12:04 AM

The above poster ate it after he smelled it...........


WharfRat - 3/14/2010 at 12:34 AM

The above poster once smelled something funny..

Then realized it was West Virgina


TopDroog - 3/14/2010 at 06:59 PM

The above poster once dated a girl named Virginia . . . and she smelled kind of funny.


Slimzimm - 3/15/2010 at 04:27 AM

The poster above likes to go visit South Carolina periodically.


Bhawk - 3/15/2010 at 02:56 PM

The above poster yells out "GO GAMECOCKS!" at random times throughout the day.


gotdrumz - 3/15/2010 at 06:09 PM

The previous poster got spurred by a banty rooster and wasn't even attending the rodeo.


Bhawk - 3/15/2010 at 06:14 PM

The previous poster is well known on Rodeo Drive.


gotdrumz - 3/15/2010 at 06:24 PM

The previous poster has a license to drive...drive people crazy.


TerriB - 3/15/2010 at 06:40 PM

The above poster is crazy for feelin' so blue.


gotdrumz - 3/15/2010 at 06:47 PM

The previous poster has never seen my eyes.


oldcoot - 3/15/2010 at 06:50 PM

The preceding poster has never seen the forest for the trees.


gotdrumz - 3/15/2010 at 07:01 PM

That dude who posted prior to me saw Moses part the Red Sea.


oldcoot - 3/15/2010 at 07:02 PM

The above poster toted around the Ten Commandments tablets for him.


gotdrumz - 3/15/2010 at 09:20 PM

The previous poster added the 11h commandment...Thou shall make folks laugh.


edited to fix spelling error

[Edited on 3/15/2010 by gotdrumz]


TopDroog - 3/16/2010 at 12:33 AM

Upon the birth of the previous poster, Jesus looked at his Dad and said, "we're gonna need a few more rules."


11. Though shalt not play "get the Disco Sissy" with your Harley . . .


Sang - 3/16/2010 at 03:56 AM

The above poster throws his jacket like Travolta every time he sees a disco ball.....and he has one in his basement.


Slimzimm - 3/16/2010 at 04:01 AM

Last Halloween the above poster went as a human disco ball. Got hit by a car, came out with only minor scratches and was dizzy for about an hour.


Sang - 3/16/2010 at 04:27 AM

The above poster has been dizzy since 1979.


gotdrumz - 3/16/2010 at 04:59 AM

The previous poster's dancing banana's make me dizzy.


Sang - 3/16/2010 at 06:03 PM

The above poster is dizzy from too many banana daiquiris.


TopDroog - 3/16/2010 at 06:55 PM

The above poster once asked Michael Corleone how to say "Banana Daiquiris" in Spanish.


oldcoot - 3/16/2010 at 09:33 PM

The above poster once asked Michael Bolton how to say "I'm your biggest fan" in Portuguese.


gotdrumz - 3/16/2010 at 10:10 PM

The previous poster was the original admiral in the Portuguese Navy.


Slimzimm - 3/16/2010 at 10:11 PM

The previous poster's life was changed forever after hearing Kenny Gorelick play thru the elevator speaker.


gotdrumz - 3/16/2010 at 11:14 PM

The previous poster needs to know that I always take the stairs.


TerriB - 3/17/2010 at 12:44 AM

quote:
The previous poster needs to know that I always take the stairs.


The previous poster is buying the stairway to heaven.


oldcoot - 3/17/2010 at 01:37 AM

The above poster has a bridge in Brooklyn that she is selling.


TerriB - 3/17/2010 at 01:28 PM

The previous poster will get no sleep 'til Brooklyn.


lonomon - 3/17/2010 at 01:29 PM

the above poster is straight out of compton


Bhawk - 3/18/2010 at 01:15 PM

The above poster used to f**k it up at Compton High.

(This poster will be shocked if anyone knows what I am referring to.)


Sang - 3/19/2010 at 01:14 PM

The above poster has been shocking the monkey for years.


Bhawk - 3/19/2010 at 01:36 PM

The above poster collects Peter Gabriel's old outfits.


oldcoot - 3/19/2010 at 04:27 PM

The above poster wears Cher's old outfits.


Bhawk - 3/19/2010 at 06:59 PM

Consumed with hope after Gregg and Cher called it quits, the above poster grabbed a Greyhound to L.A. to testify to Cher his undying love.


spacemonkey - 3/20/2010 at 10:00 PM

the above poster fixes the internets when Sang breaks them.


Sang - 3/22/2010 at 01:49 AM

The above poster needs more tinfoil.


Libby - 3/22/2010 at 04:55 AM

quote:
The preceding poster has never seen the forest for the trees.


Since you earned a PT on this post, I'm assuming with certainty this post was AAS! (all about Sang)


hiya, coot!!


Libby - 3/22/2010 at 04:57 AM

quote:
The above poster needs more tinfoil.



...and you need a Maker's! How ya been, buddy??!!


oldcoot - 3/22/2010 at 03:49 PM

quote:
quote:
The preceding poster has never seen the forest for the trees.


Since you earned a PT on this post, I'm assuming with certainty this post was AAS! (all about Sang)


hiya, coot!!



Hiya Lib!!!!


oldcoot - 3/22/2010 at 03:50 PM

The above above poster is trying to corner the tin market.


Bhawk - 3/22/2010 at 03:53 PM

The above poster has been accused of having a tin ear.


oldcoot - 3/22/2010 at 03:58 PM

The above poster eats asparagus hoping his cauliflower ear will shrink.


TopDroog - 3/22/2010 at 07:23 PM

The above poster invented broccoflower, and now he puts it on his turntable, turns it on, and then stares at it for 8 hours every night instead of sleeping.


oldcoot - 3/22/2010 at 09:00 PM

The above poster has every Mr. Potato Head ever made.


Bhawk - 3/22/2010 at 09:05 PM

After a few drinks, the above poster calls everyone "Spud."


oldcoot - 3/22/2010 at 09:12 PM

The above poster legally changed his name to Spuds McKenzie.


Bhawk - 3/22/2010 at 09:14 PM

The above poster once tried to sell a wellness program to Mackenzie Phillips.


oldcoot - 3/22/2010 at 09:15 PM

The above poster exclusively drinks Phillips gin.


Bhawk - 3/22/2010 at 09:18 PM

The above poster knows the guy that first discovered magnesium.


WharfRat - 3/23/2010 at 02:42 AM

The above poster first discovered gin at the age of 6.


Bhawk - 3/23/2010 at 01:20 PM

The above poster can twirl a six-shooter better than Bronco Billy.


Slimzimm - 3/23/2010 at 02:40 PM

The above poster while yawning, swallowed a paint ball.


oldcoot - 3/23/2010 at 06:26 PM

The above poster frequently paints himself into a corner.


Bhawk - 3/23/2010 at 06:29 PM

The above poster once tried to corner the natural gas market.


oldcoot - 3/23/2010 at 06:37 PM

The above poster once tried to corner Courtney Love in a ladies room.


Slimzimm - 3/23/2010 at 08:13 PM

After being let go from his job, the above poster lucked out and was offered a job without uttering a single word. The only drawback was the circus was leaving town that night.


oldcoot - 3/24/2010 at 04:27 PM

The above poster was busted for counting cards at Circus Circus.


musicmann - 3/25/2010 at 12:28 AM

The above poster was busted at a counting crowes show displaying an I love Adam poster

[Edited on 3/25/2010 by musicmann]


gotdrumz - 3/25/2010 at 06:38 PM

The previous poster has an impressive collection of 12" Adam & The Ants singles imported from England.


musicmann - 3/25/2010 at 08:02 PM

The previous poster has an extensive collection of photographs of mens adams apples.


MikeBremer - 3/26/2010 at 12:54 PM

The above poster has an extensive collection of photographs of Adams........ apples.


oldcoot - 3/26/2010 at 02:14 PM

The above poster played Lurch in The Addams Family.


TerriB - 3/26/2010 at 03:39 PM

The above poster bears a striking resemblance to Cousin It.


gotdrumz - 3/26/2010 at 06:55 PM

The previous poster is almost as hairy as cousin it


oldcoot - 3/26/2010 at 07:19 PM

The preceding poster's favorite movie is Harry & The Hendersons.


gotdrumz - 3/27/2010 at 04:40 PM

The previous posters favorite disco dance was the bump.


WharfRat - 3/28/2010 at 02:26 AM

The above poster was once a disco queen


DanB - 3/28/2010 at 01:50 PM

The above poster is a queen who serves O-tea.


oldcoot - 3/28/2010 at 03:16 PM

The above poster is a former Rodeo Queen.


DanB - 3/28/2010 at 04:34 PM

The above poster loves Mel Tillis


Slimzimm - 3/29/2010 at 01:45 AM

The above poster was once known as Velvet Fog Jr. But lost his vocal range at age 73, or so.


TerriB - 3/29/2010 at 02:08 PM

quote:
The above poster was once known as Velvet Fog Jr. But lost his vocal range at age 73, or so.


The above poster wants to be draped in velvet.


Sang - 3/29/2010 at 02:09 PM

The above poster carries his valuables in a little velvet bag.


TerriB - 3/29/2010 at 02:18 PM

quote:
The above poster carries his valuables in a little velvet bag.


The above poster seems to assume I grew a wiener.


Bhawk - 3/29/2010 at 03:09 PM

The above poster dreams of being the bratwurst in a Sausage Race at a Brewers game.


oldcoot - 3/29/2010 at 03:31 PM

The above poster dreams of professional dwarf tossing coming to Las Vegas.


Sang - 3/29/2010 at 04:16 PM

The above poster dreams of professional anything coming to Kneebraska.


Bhawk - 3/29/2010 at 04:30 PM

The above poster obviously has no idea how much Tom Osbourne paid his players.


Sang - 3/29/2010 at 05:11 PM

The above poster should know it still wasn't enough to be stuck in Kneebraska for a few years.


oldcoot - 3/29/2010 at 06:23 PM

The above poster is stuck inside of Memphis with the Mobile Blues again.


TerriB - 3/29/2010 at 07:44 PM

When the above poster wants to go home, he goes mobile.


gotdrumz - 3/29/2010 at 07:49 PM

The previous poster tired to fill up her Mobile phone at Chevron


Sang - 3/30/2010 at 03:36 AM

The above poster has knocked out phone service to a 3-state area while splicing a line.


oldcoot - 3/30/2010 at 09:32 PM

The above poster knocked out John L. Sullivan to capture the World's Heavyweight title.


gotdrumz - 3/31/2010 at 01:31 AM

The previous poster knocked three times....


KWidgeon - 3/31/2010 at 01:39 AM

The above poster's Karma gets bumped every time I get a chance.


oldcoot - 3/31/2010 at 01:19 PM

The above poster's karma ran over my dogma.


WharfRat - 3/31/2010 at 01:50 PM

The above posters jokes are for the dogs..


TerriB - 3/31/2010 at 07:50 PM

The above poster is full of horsey sauce.


oldcoot - 3/31/2010 at 08:15 PM

The above poster demanded the cafeteria worker reveal what was in the secret sauce.


KWidgeon - 4/1/2010 at 01:32 AM

The above poster runs around telling everyone, "Le sauce c'est tout!"


Slimzimm - 4/1/2010 at 04:25 AM

The above poster uses a slow drip I/V filled with gin 24 hours a day.


WharfRat - 4/1/2010 at 01:33 PM

The previous poster has a slow IV drip with viagra


Sang - 4/1/2010 at 05:04 PM

The above poster sees a urologist for his slow drip.


Bhawk - 4/1/2010 at 06:04 PM

The above poster drinks a lot of cranberry juice.


oldcoot - 4/1/2010 at 07:40 PM

The above poster drinks a lot of Cinnamon Schnapps.


lonomon - 4/1/2010 at 07:42 PM

The previous poster has to have his Cinnamon Pop Tarts pureed


oldcoot - 4/1/2010 at 07:47 PM

The above poster's house is egged by neighbor children at Halloween because he only hands out Sweet Tarts.


Bhawk - 4/1/2010 at 08:27 PM

The above poster is a master beater when it comes to eggs.


oldcoot - 4/1/2010 at 08:30 PM

The above poster is a master baiter of trolls in the WP.


oldcoot - 4/2/2010 at 01:42 PM

The above poster is missing many teeth and uses a bridge.


gotdrumz - 4/2/2010 at 02:55 PM

the previous poster keeps more than his teeth in a glass on his nightstand.


musicmann - 4/2/2010 at 03:52 PM

The above poster should know that Eleanor Rigby was wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door


gotdrumz - 4/2/2010 at 04:11 PM

the above poster is very clever


MikeBremer - 4/2/2010 at 04:41 PM

the above poster carry's a cleaver in the saddle bag of his scoot.


musicmann - 4/2/2010 at 05:16 PM

The above posters girlfriend has told told him to get rid of his saddle bags around his waist


oldcoot - 4/2/2010 at 08:27 PM

The above poster's "girlfriend" is a mare that regularly wears saddle bags.


musicmann - 4/2/2010 at 11:51 PM

The above posters girlfriend is so fat that when she goes to bed, she falls off both sides.


oldcoot - 4/3/2010 at 01:23 AM

The above poster's girlfriend is so fat that she has her own zip code.


musicmann - 4/3/2010 at 01:58 AM

The above posters girlfried is so ugly they push her face into the dough to make gorilla cookies


TopDroog - 4/3/2010 at 03:36 AM

The above poster's social security number is "6."


musicmann - 4/3/2010 at 12:58 PM

the above poster has the above posters number


gotdrumz - 4/3/2010 at 10:35 PM

The previous poster has priors for rolling a number or two and going to a rock and roll show.


musicmann - 4/3/2010 at 10:48 PM

The previous poster has had numerous occasions of hysteria at a Tom Jones concert.


TopDroog - 4/4/2010 at 02:56 AM

The above poster tends the wisteria at Tom Jones' house.


Slimzimm - 4/4/2010 at 03:19 AM

The above poster worked as a stunt double in Deep Throat.


KWidgeon - 4/4/2010 at 03:30 AM

The above 2 posters seem to know a lot about porn movies.


WharfRat - 4/4/2010 at 03:32 AM

The above poster has a wide selection of corn porn


KWidgeon - 4/4/2010 at 03:35 AM

The above poster at least knows that corn porn has nothing to do with meat on a stick.


gotdrumz - 4/4/2010 at 06:58 AM

The previous poster better stick with listening to good music.


musicmann - 4/4/2010 at 01:23 PM

The above poster is a fan of the status quo song entitled pictures of matchstick men


gotdrumz - 4/4/2010 at 02:17 PM

The previous posters status is "offline".


Sang - 4/4/2010 at 04:28 PM

It's good to see the previous poster back in this thread.


musicmann - 4/5/2010 at 02:42 AM

The previous poster has a full day tomorrow of collecting cans and returning them for the five cent deposit


TopDroog - 4/5/2010 at 03:42 AM

The previous poster will be emptying all of the cans the poster above him will be turning in for the deposits.


musicmann - 4/5/2010 at 03:35 PM

The above poster takes pleasure when his dog makes a deposit onto his neighbors front lawn.


MikeBremer - 4/5/2010 at 04:36 PM

The above poster takes pleasure when he makes a deposit onto his neighbors front lawn.


musicmann - 4/5/2010 at 04:57 PM

The above poster has streaked acros his neighbors front lawn in his birthday suit in broad daylight after imbibing a pint of tequila


gotdrumz - 4/6/2010 at 03:24 AM

The previous poster was found lying on his neighbors front yard at sunrise in his birthday suit with a pint of tequilla sticking upside down straight up in the air.


musicmann - 4/6/2010 at 12:47 PM

The above poster is confused about upside down and straight up


oldcoot - 4/6/2010 at 04:31 PM

The above poster has patented Pineapple Right Side Up cake.


musicmann - 4/6/2010 at 04:53 PM

The above poster must have said the right thing but used the wrong line


oldcoot - 4/6/2010 at 06:25 PM

The above poster has a right to be wrong.


musicmann - 4/6/2010 at 07:23 PM

The above poster must have made the right move but he made it at the wrong time


gotdrumz - 4/6/2010 at 08:51 PM

The previous poster always smiles at the head nurse when he goes to see Dr. John.


KWidgeon - 4/6/2010 at 08:53 PM

The above poster likes to play doctor.


TerriB - 4/6/2010 at 10:03 PM

The above poster has a Naughty Nurse outfit.


gotdrumz - 4/6/2010 at 11:38 PM

I have a feeling that the previous poster could pull of the librarian thang fairly easy


MikeBremer - 4/7/2010 at 02:03 AM

The above posters first band was named Woolie Thang & the Chili Peppers stole their sock gimmick.


gotdrumz - 4/7/2010 at 04:45 AM

The previous poster discovered why I always had unmatched pairless socks in the top drawer.


WharfRat - 4/7/2010 at 10:55 AM

The above poster has had a fantasy of getting into Kip Winger's drawers



gotdrumz - 4/7/2010 at 02:51 PM

the previous posters favorite guitarist is Reb Reach-around


musicmann - 4/7/2010 at 04:06 PM

The above poster thinks he is a guitarist because he can play one mean air guitar


Sang - 4/7/2010 at 04:39 PM

The above poster is just plain mean.


musicmann - 4/7/2010 at 04:46 PM

The above poster does not say what he means or means what he said


oldcoot - 4/7/2010 at 06:18 PM

The above poster speaks in rhymes.


DanB - 4/7/2010 at 07:05 PM

The above poster claims to be the man from Nantucket...


gotdrumz - 4/7/2010 at 08:02 PM

If the previous poster had corn he would shuck it.


musicmann - 4/7/2010 at 08:38 PM

The previous poster knows the censored version of that rhyme.


MikeBremer - 4/8/2010 at 12:51 PM

The above poster once passed out on a corner in Winslow, AZ.


lonomon - 4/8/2010 at 12:54 PM

The previous poster missed his chance with the girl in the flatbed Ford


musicmann - 4/8/2010 at 01:52 PM

The previous poster dated the girl with the faraway eyes


lonomon - 4/8/2010 at 04:47 PM

the above poster dated the goth girl with heavily mascaraed eyes


gotdrumz - 4/8/2010 at 05:34 PM

The previous poster danced with a broom at hos first homecoming dance.


oldcoot - 4/8/2010 at 06:40 PM

The above poster is known to dance with himself.


oldcoot - 4/8/2010 at 08:20 PM

The previous poster has been known to date all members of The Village People.


musicmann - 4/8/2010 at 08:37 PM

The above poster has been known to date himself because he can do the YMCA dance


oldcoot - 4/8/2010 at 09:28 PM

The above poster is known to give himself the Heimlich Maneuver.


Slimzimm - 4/8/2010 at 09:33 PM

The above poster's name is Coot* Heimlich who developed his own maneuver to help streamline the process of bingeing and purging.


musicmann - 4/9/2010 at 01:06 AM

The above poster has been bingeing on twinkies all day in bed with his pjs on watching reruns of I love Lucy


oldcoot - 4/9/2010 at 06:23 PM

The above poster still wears footed pajamas.


Bhawk - 4/9/2010 at 07:18 PM

The above poster often loses his binky.


oldcoot - 4/9/2010 at 08:02 PM

The above poster often loses at tiddly winks.


musicmann - 4/10/2010 at 12:27 AM

The above poster constanly loses when he ventures out to the singles bars because his lines to the ladies are lame.


musicmann - 4/10/2010 at 02:09 AM

The above poster enjoys patronizing gay bars because the men there "listen to my problems".


gotdrumz - 4/10/2010 at 04:52 PM

The previous poster failed the gay bar exam.


musicmann - 4/10/2010 at 05:55 PM

The previous poster was barred from gay bars because he hit on all the partons.


musicmann - 4/10/2010 at 07:15 PM

The previous poster must know that motel well!!


gotdrumz - 4/10/2010 at 11:11 PM

The previous has never stayed an entire night at a motel


musicmann - 4/11/2010 at 12:15 AM

The previous poster has spent an entire night trying the learn Ringo's drum solo on the Abbey Road release


gotdrumz - 4/11/2010 at 01:04 AM

The previous poster must be informed that I had to turn Abbey Road up way loud on the stereo cause it was so low.


musicmann - 4/11/2010 at 01:13 AM

The above poster is bombarded by subliminal messages and as a result, was injured when a thought struck him.


gotdrumz - 4/12/2010 at 04:01 AM

The previous poster offered Penny more than just his thoughts and he got lucky.


Sang - 4/12/2010 at 01:48 PM

The above poster still proudly wears his penny loafers.


musicmann - 4/12/2010 at 01:55 PM

The above poster foolishly believes that a penny saved is a penny earned.


oldcoot - 4/12/2010 at 04:21 PM

The above is the barber from "Penny Lane."


musicmann - 4/12/2010 at 04:51 PM

The above poster loved Bing Crosby in Pennies from Heaven.


oldcoot - 4/12/2010 at 06:45 PM

The preceding is in Hog Heaven every time he eats bacon.


gotdrumz - 4/12/2010 at 08:11 PM

If the previous poster wants to see Hog Heaven...go to South Dakota in early August.


musicmann - 4/12/2010 at 09:17 PM

The above poster is a member of the Wild Hogs riding club


Slimzimm - 4/12/2010 at 10:20 PM

The previous poster has been known to take a step and trip on the blind side.


musicmann - 4/12/2010 at 10:55 PM

The previous poster is a big fan of dirty side down


gotdrumz - 4/12/2010 at 11:18 PM

The previous poster was the inspiration for the tune "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" .


WharfRat - 4/13/2010 at 02:39 AM

The above poster once did the "dirty deed" with Janet Reno


musicmann - 4/13/2010 at 03:00 PM

The above poster said he was going down to shot his old lady, because he caught her messin round with another man


gotdrumz - 4/13/2010 at 04:38 PM

The previos poster has a cup of hey joe every morning.


musicmann - 4/13/2010 at 05:48 PM

The above poster misses the old ho jo in his neighborhood where he took his girlfriend for the all you can eat fish fry


TerriB - 4/13/2010 at 08:55 PM

The above poster is pretty sure he is clam-tastic!


musicmann - 4/13/2010 at 11:57 PM

The above poster is destined to replace the mudshark in our mythology


gotdrumz - 4/14/2010 at 12:59 AM

The previous poster while on vacation in India poses as a turban-mythologist


musicmann - 4/14/2010 at 01:29 AM

The above poster wrapped a newspaper around his head and said: but I got the krystal ball!


oldcoot - 4/14/2010 at 01:32 PM

The above poster just realized that the price of meat has just gone up and his ol' lady has just gone down.


musicmann - 4/14/2010 at 05:08 PM

I believe that above poster knows that the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe


Sang - 4/14/2010 at 07:30 PM

The above posters favorite song is Rubber Biscuits.

[Edited on 4/14/2010 by Sang]


musicmann - 4/14/2010 at 09:26 PM

The above poster enjoys watching tv in his undies while sucking a rubber pacifier.


gotdrumz - 4/15/2010 at 01:33 AM

The previous poster can be standing in right field and still come out of left field.


musicmann - 4/15/2010 at 02:05 AM

The above poster must have said the right thing but must have used the wrong line


Bhawk - 4/15/2010 at 02:46 PM

The abover poster collects hats worn on stage by Dr. John.


lonomon - 4/15/2010 at 02:50 PM

The previous poster collects mens underwear thrown on stage at a George Michael show


Bhawk - 4/15/2010 at 02:58 PM

The above poster wants everyone to wake him up before he go-goes.


oldcoot - 4/16/2010 at 02:19 PM

The above poster didn't wake up soon enough.


gotdrumz - 4/16/2010 at 11:08 PM

The previous poster designs knee pads for head nurses.


oldcoot - 4/17/2010 at 02:02 PM

The above poster designs maxi pads for miniature women.


musicmann - 4/17/2010 at 07:28 PM

The above poster pads his income tax deductions.


gotdrumz - 4/18/2010 at 02:13 PM

The previous poster runs a shelter for midgets and call it the say free mini-pad.


musicmann - 4/19/2010 at 01:13 AM

The previous poster was a wrestler in high school, but only joined the team so he could grab the other boys


oldcoot - 4/19/2010 at 01:32 PM

The above poster was a slacker in high school who scalped tickets to primo concerts.


musicmann - 4/19/2010 at 05:59 PM

The above poster was a smoker in high school and stayed high all the time.


oldcoot - 4/19/2010 at 06:12 PM

The above poster always says "I'm high on life," but we know there's more to it than that.


Bhawk - 4/19/2010 at 06:17 PM

The above poster wants everyone to know that Miller High Life is indeed the Champagne of Beers.


oldcoot - 4/19/2010 at 06:59 PM

The above poster wants everyone to move to Champaign, Illinois.


gotdrumz - 4/19/2010 at 07:16 PM

The previous poster listens to REO, while on speed and getting pulled in his wagon.


Bhawk - 4/19/2010 at 08:27 PM

The above poster will fix anyone's little red wagon for a small fee.


musicmann - 4/19/2010 at 08:29 PM

The above poster dressed up as little red riding hood for Halloween last year.


gotdrumz - 4/19/2010 at 09:19 PM

The previous poster likes "flowers" with lil red hairs.


gotdrumz - 4/19/2010 at 10:47 PM

The previous poster got the U.S Blues when he placed his Ship Of Fools inside a Box Of Rain and ended up Going Down The Road Feeling Bad.


musicmann - 4/19/2010 at 11:38 PM

The previous poster was Truckin when he met up with Sugaree and Casey Jones and he decided to take them to Franklins Tower


oldcoot - 4/20/2010 at 01:47 PM

The above poster made his post from a computer in Franklin's Tower.


gotdrumz - 4/20/2010 at 04:16 PM

The previous poster watched a video of Franklin's Tower on an adult website.


musicmann - 4/21/2010 at 01:19 PM

The previous poster has sent out resumes to follow his dream of starring on an adult website


oldcoot - 4/22/2010 at 02:53 AM

The above poster feels out of place around adults.


Slimzimm - 4/22/2010 at 03:22 AM

The irony of the previous poster's post is killin' me.


Bhawk - 4/22/2010 at 07:35 PM

The above poster once killed a mockingbird.


musicmann - 4/22/2010 at 08:18 PM

The above poster knows all to well about the killing floor


gotdrumz - 4/22/2010 at 10:56 PM

The previous poster has a collection of citations received for floorin' it.


oldcoot - 4/23/2010 at 01:51 PM

The preceding poster still has a Farrah Fawcett poster on his bedroom ceiling.


gotdrumz - 4/23/2010 at 02:42 PM

The previous poster still has a drip in his plumbing due to Farrah's Fawcett.


Slimzimm - 4/24/2010 at 04:30 AM

The preceding poster* once purchased a high-efficiency furnace from salesman Tad Moredick with A1-United Heating and Air conditioning.





*actually true in my case..still have his business card , slogan "Serving Comfort Everywhere"


musicmann - 4/24/2010 at 02:23 PM

The above poster wishes he had a tadmoredick


gotdrumz - 4/25/2010 at 03:14 AM

The previous poster seems to be jealous.


musicmann - 4/25/2010 at 01:14 PM

the previous poster was jealous when Tom Jones threw his underwear to his girlfriend and not him


spacemonkey - 4/25/2010 at 11:42 PM

the above poster doesn't wear any underpants

DOWN WITH THONGS!


musicmann - 4/26/2010 at 12:35 AM

The above poster wears his underpants over his pants


spacemonkey - 4/26/2010 at 01:41 AM

the above poster doesn't realize that I don't wear PANTS!


DOWN WITH PANTS!


gotdrumz - 4/26/2010 at 04:13 AM

The previous poster thinks pants are over-rated and still has an issue with the concept of training pants.


gotdrumz - 4/26/2010 at 02:35 PM

The previous poster was a circus clown who jumped over tanks filled with man-eating sharks on his big wheel in various 5 and dime parking lots in the greater midwest.


TerriB - 4/26/2010 at 08:27 PM

The above posters posts have jumped the shark.


gotdrumz - 4/27/2010 at 02:03 AM

The previous poster has jumped some bones.


oldcoot - 4/27/2010 at 02:08 PM

The above poster uses black shoe polish to color his hair.


TerriB - 4/27/2010 at 02:30 PM

quote:
The above poster uses black shoe polish to color his hair.


The above poster is a Dapper Dan man.


oldcoot - 4/27/2010 at 02:32 PM

The above poster is a Jim Dandy gal.


gotdrumz - 4/27/2010 at 03:20 PM

The previous posters favorite line from Star Trek was, "Dammit Jim, I am only a doctor"


oldcoot - 4/27/2010 at 07:55 PM

The above poster's favorite Star Trek line was Scotty snarling "I'm giving it all we got Captain!"


MikeBremer - 4/27/2010 at 10:19 PM

The above poster always wanted to be " Captain Kangaroo " so he could have a moose drop ping pong balls on his head.


MikeBremer - 4/27/2010 at 10:47 PM

The above poster has been peaking in my widows again.


oldcoot - 4/27/2010 at 10:53 PM

quote:
The above poster has been peaking in my widows again.



The above poster has apparently been married multiple times.


MikeBremer - 4/27/2010 at 11:04 PM


MikeBremer - 4/27/2010 at 11:34 PM

The above poster gets testy when he has not played with his rubber duckie at bath time.


oldcoot - 4/28/2010 at 03:30 PM

The above poster does not frequently bathe.


gotdrumz - 4/28/2010 at 03:32 PM

The previous poster loves to bathe...He then gets to wear his sunday-go-to-meeting duds


oldcoot - 4/28/2010 at 08:53 PM

The above poster has an insatiable desire for Milk Duds.


musicmann - 4/29/2010 at 03:59 PM

The above poster should know that the milkman always rings twice


oldcoot - 4/29/2010 at 04:39 PM

The above poster should know that you never buy the cow if the milk is free.


Sang - 4/30/2010 at 04:06 AM

The above poster has bought lots of cows.


musicmann - 4/30/2010 at 01:34 PM

The above poster has discovered that he enjoys wearing kilts


oldcoot - 4/30/2010 at 09:26 PM

The above poster has a phobia about seesaws.


Slimzimm - 4/30/2010 at 10:04 PM

The previous poster always hung out with Jungle Jim.


musicmann - 5/1/2010 at 06:39 PM

The previous poster routinely wears his wife's lingerie around the house.

[Edited on 5/1/2010 by musicmann]


oldcoot - 5/3/2010 at 12:02 AM

The above poster routinely edits his posts.


musicmann - 5/3/2010 at 01:01 AM

The above poster was the editor of the disco music section of his high school newspaper


oldcoot - 5/3/2010 at 02:23 PM

The above poster has a dark cloud hanging over his head.


musicmann - 5/3/2010 at 02:43 PM

When the above poster was growing up, the neighborhood boys called him football head


oldcoot - 5/3/2010 at 04:07 PM

When the above poster was growing up he got chased home from school every day.


oldcoot - 5/3/2010 at 06:46 PM

The above poster was caught up in a squeeze play on the cheesy side of town.


oldcoot - 5/3/2010 at 09:44 PM

The above poster likes to sing with Barry Manilow while showering.


Sang - 5/3/2010 at 09:48 PM

The above poster likes to shower with Barry Manilow while singing.


musicmann - 5/4/2010 at 02:20 AM

The above poster has to take a cold shower after he watches Simon on American Idol


oldcoot - 5/5/2010 at 02:39 PM

The above poster doesn't realize that Simple Simon was a pie man.


musicmann - 5/6/2010 at 04:35 PM

The above poster must think he has a connection to some blood on the tracks


oldcoot - 5/7/2010 at 02:08 PM

The above poster is being assailed by an idiot wind.


Bhawk - 5/7/2010 at 02:10 PM

The above poster aint gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.


oldcoot - 5/7/2010 at 02:21 PM

The above poster is seeking shelter from the storm.


Bhawk - 5/7/2010 at 02:26 PM

The above poster thinks champagne tastes just like cherry cola.


oldcoot - 5/7/2010 at 02:43 PM

The above poster thinks champagne is a city in Illinois.


Sang - 5/7/2010 at 05:05 PM

The above poster is not allowed to drink champagne - he has to have the sparkling grape juice.


KWidgeon - 5/7/2010 at 05:07 PM

The above poster's favorite band was Moby Grape.


Sang - 5/7/2010 at 05:12 PM

The above poster has always wanted people to call her Ishmael.........

[Edited on 5/7/2010 by Sang]


KWidgeon - 5/7/2010 at 05:13 PM

I blame the above poster.


Sang - 5/7/2010 at 05:16 PM

The above poster has nobody to blame but herself for living in Iowa.


KWidgeon - 5/7/2010 at 05:20 PM

The above poster is correct about me living in Iowa, but that doesn't explain why would I want people to call me a guy's name like Ishmael.


spacemonkey - 5/7/2010 at 08:52 PM

The above poster fled New Jersey.













oldcoot - 5/8/2010 at 02:13 PM

The above poster fled to New Jersey.


oldcoot - 5/8/2010 at 02:19 PM

The above poster is incorrect.


Slimzimm - 5/8/2010 at 03:15 PM

The above poster secretly lives in the basement of Murphy's Lounge.


Sang - 5/8/2010 at 07:19 PM

The above poster secretly loves Britney Spears - especially her music.


musicmann - 5/8/2010 at 08:32 PM

The above poster secretly loves the music of Wayne Newton and sings along in the car with his cds.


musicmann - 5/8/2010 at 10:08 PM

The above poster still cherishes his 8 track tape of Donna Summers


oldcoot - 5/8/2010 at 11:02 PM

The above poster drives a car without air conditioning.


fanfrom-71 - 5/8/2010 at 11:11 PM

The above poster was correct about the 1-22-1972 ABB show being a GREAT show!
Thanks coot.


musicmann - 5/8/2010 at 11:28 PM

The above poster also characterized the 1972 show he saw featuring Johnny Mathis as great.


fanfrom-71 - 5/8/2010 at 11:34 PM

The above poster was a member of the Osmond fan club in 1972.


Sang - 5/8/2010 at 11:43 PM

The above poster is now the president of the club.


fanfrom-71 - 5/8/2010 at 11:57 PM

The above poster was kicked out of the Banana Splits fan club.


musicmann - 5/9/2010 at 12:03 AM

The above poster wrote the lyrics to yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy


fanfrom-71 - 5/9/2010 at 01:28 AM

The above poster gave Mike Lawler Keytar lessons.


musicmann - 5/9/2010 at 01:37 AM

The above poster tried to give speech lessons to Mike Tyson


oldcoot - 5/9/2010 at 02:18 AM

The previous poster only eats chicken prepared by Tyson.


Slimzimm - 5/9/2010 at 02:52 AM

The preceding post wants to take a bite out of Tyson's ear and spit it on the ground. Then run like hell.


musicmann - 5/9/2010 at 03:04 PM

The above poster has no ear for music and is tone deaf.


oldcoot - 5/9/2010 at 03:32 PM

The above poster listens only to rappers like Tone Loc.


Sang - 5/9/2010 at 05:07 PM

The above poster is a Marilyn Monroe impersonator......and loves to sing 'Happy Birthday Mr. President.........'


spacemonkey - 5/9/2010 at 08:21 PM

The above poster just creeped me out.


musicmann - 5/9/2010 at 09:31 PM

The above poster was creeped out watching Lady Gaga on American Idol.


fanfrom-71 - 5/9/2010 at 09:34 PM

The above poster wishes he was Marilyn Manson.


musicmann - 5/9/2010 at 11:14 PM

The above poster does not wish he was Charles Manson


fanfrom-71 - 5/10/2010 at 01:09 PM

The preceding poster believes tipping is a city in China.


Sang - 5/10/2010 at 01:14 PM

The above poster always writes ' Don't eat yellow snow' on credit card receipts where it says Tips.


oldcoot - 5/10/2010 at 01:57 PM

The above poster is still looking for his Discover card.


fanfrom-71 - 5/10/2010 at 02:10 PM

The preceding poster opened a credit line with his dogs name.


fanfrom-71 - 5/10/2010 at 02:23 PM

The poster above has opinions about preceding posters.

[Edited on 5/10/2010 by fanfrom-71]


heineken515 - 5/10/2010 at 02:35 PM

The previous poster passes along great music !

The previous poster passes along great music !


gotdrumz - 5/10/2010 at 03:53 PM

The previous poster sprays redundorant in his underarms after every bathing cycle.


Bhawk - 5/10/2010 at 07:07 PM

The previous poster wants to ride his bicycle where he likes.


lonomon - 5/10/2010 at 08:11 PM

the previous poster was beat up and had his bike stolen by a gang of 7 yr old girls


heineken515 - 5/10/2010 at 08:12 PM

The previous poster witnessed that gang attack and has feared girls ever since.


Sang - 5/11/2010 at 01:34 PM

The above poster wonders why his 'Pink Flamingos' gang wasn't feared more.


oldcoot - 5/11/2010 at 03:09 PM

The above poster wonders why Pink Floyd continues to tour.


Slimzimm - 5/11/2010 at 04:06 PM

The preceding poster's favorite color is pink. Which is the only reason he is a big fan of Pink.


oldcoot - 5/11/2010 at 06:31 PM

At Tinsley Ellis shows the above poster sees pink elephants in the room.


musicmann - 5/12/2010 at 01:17 AM

When the previous poster was in grade school, he infected his class with pink eye


Slimzimm - 5/12/2010 at 02:47 AM

The previous poster always extends his pinky when drinking from a wine or champagne glass.


fanfrom-71 - 5/12/2010 at 02:25 PM

The previous poster had their parents paint their room pink when they were a kid.


musicmann - 5/13/2010 at 03:07 PM

The above poster is painting his room in a colorful way and when his mind is wandering there he will go


Bhawk - 5/13/2010 at 07:16 PM

The above poster is the type of guy that will never settle down.


spacemonkey - 5/14/2010 at 11:03 AM

The above Poster never bets on Hockey


fanfrom-71 - 5/14/2010 at 03:29 PM

The preceding poster learned to bet from Pete Rose.


TopDroog - 5/14/2010 at 06:31 PM

The above poster places his bets WITH Pete Rose.


oldcoot - 5/14/2010 at 08:25 PM

The preceding poster co-wrote "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."


oldcoot - 5/15/2010 at 04:12 AM

The previous poster has been in bed with Axl Rose.


fanfrom-71 - 5/15/2010 at 12:00 PM

The poster above believes love is a rose,and you better not pick it.


gotdrumz - 5/15/2010 at 01:18 PM

Let's hope the previous poster doesn't put his finger in his mouth after he "pick's it"


musicmann - 5/15/2010 at 08:46 PM

The previous poster was heard telling his girlfriend: "I didnt pick it I just scratched it!"


gotdrumz - 5/16/2010 at 12:21 AM

The previous poster told his girlfriend that he only dressed up like that once for halloween as a teenager.


musicmann - 5/16/2010 at 02:17 AM

The above poster was caught by his girlfriend wearing a kilt


fanfrom-71 - 5/16/2010 at 02:25 AM

The girlfriend of the above poster helps him accessorize his kilt.


musicmann - 5/16/2010 at 04:14 PM

The above posters girlfriend helps him choose his clothes in the morning.


heineken515 - 5/16/2010 at 06:43 PM

I have little to no opinion of the above poster.


musicmann - 5/16/2010 at 07:15 PM

The above poster has no opinion on any topic on this website.


oldcoot - 5/18/2010 at 04:47 PM

The above poster wrote an opinion piece for The National Enquirer.


musicmann - 5/18/2010 at 05:08 PM

The above poster thinks Grace Potter is a real piece of a**


fanfrom-71 - 5/18/2010 at 05:10 PM

The poster above always went with Dan Ackroyd's opinion on point counterpoint.


gotdrumz - 5/18/2010 at 07:52 PM

Does the previous poster "believe" that Jane Curtain was an ignorant slut ?


oldcoot - 5/18/2010 at 07:57 PM

The above poster actually believes there was an iron curtain hanging across parts of Europe.


gotdrumz - 5/18/2010 at 08:12 PM

The previous poster prefers plain women over the battered kind.


musicmann - 5/18/2010 at 08:35 PM

The previous poster must know where the term "plain Jane"came from.


gotdrumz - 5/18/2010 at 09:52 PM

The previous poster lives across the street from "plain jane" and next door to the "house mouse"...who is cousin to the Shagnasty twins, Hagatha and Skagatha that live down the block behind the beer/pool hall.


musicmann - 5/19/2010 at 01:13 AM

The above poster appears to have had a troubled childhood


musicmann - 5/19/2010 at 12:49 PM

The above poster has decided to re-experience his childhood by wearing a diaper around the house.


fanfrom-71 - 5/19/2010 at 04:03 PM

The poster above was traumatized from wearing diapers as a child.


musicmann - 5/19/2010 at 06:47 PM

After the above poster completed his toilet training, he proceeded to sh*t his pants whenever he got nervous


Sang - 5/20/2010 at 09:24 PM

The above poster is the only man in the world (well, except Lee maybe) to put the toilet seat down.


musicmann - 5/21/2010 at 12:32 PM

The above poster thinks he is perfect to a fault


Sang - 5/21/2010 at 01:06 PM

The above poster has 3 of a perfect pair.


musicmann - 5/21/2010 at 03:01 PM

The above poster goes to great lengths to protect his perfect pair.


fanfrom-71 - 5/21/2010 at 04:10 PM

The above poster likes the phrase "eat a pear for peace".


musicmann - 5/21/2010 at 06:19 PM

The above poster has a pear shaped body


fanfrom-71 - 5/21/2010 at 09:35 PM

The preceding poster still likes to bob for apples.


gotdrumz - 5/22/2010 at 12:36 AM

The previous poster socked Bob in his adam's apple


musicmann - 5/22/2010 at 01:42 PM

The previous poster tells all the girls that he really likes her peaches and wants to shake her tree


heineken515 - 5/22/2010 at 01:55 PM

The above poster is hopelessly caught up in classic rock hell.


fanfrom-71 - 5/22/2010 at 02:03 PM

The above poster listens to Hell's Bell's REALLY loud on their stereo.


musicmann - 5/22/2010 at 04:29 PM

The above poster gets frightened wherever he reads Dante Inferno about Hell


fanfrom-71 - 5/23/2010 at 01:58 PM

The preceding poster has been to hell and back.


musicmann - 5/23/2010 at 04:36 PM

The previous poster wants to bring sexy back


musicmann - 5/24/2010 at 02:27 AM

The above poster still wears his puffy Seinfeld shirt to dinner parties


Sang - 5/24/2010 at 01:17 PM

The above poster wears his manzier under his puffy shirt.


oldcoot - 5/24/2010 at 02:02 PM

The above poster wears his manzier over his puffy shirt.


Slimzimm - 5/24/2010 at 03:23 PM

The previous poster wears a push-up 38 DD Bro-zier without a shirt.


musicmann - 5/24/2010 at 04:00 PM

The above poster thinks he's tough because he boasts about doing 38 push ups.


fanfrom-71 - 5/24/2010 at 04:13 PM

The above poster hasn't done a push up since the age of 38.


oldcoot - 5/24/2010 at 04:23 PM

The above poster only reads pop up books.


musicmann - 5/24/2010 at 06:30 PM

The above poster thought Jetro Tull's Stand Up was a great release (among others).


spacemonkey - 5/25/2010 at 01:52 PM

The above poster is sitting on a park bench eying little girls with bad intent.


fanfrom-71 - 5/25/2010 at 04:29 PM

The poster above has snot running from his nose.


musicmann - 5/25/2010 at 05:55 PM

The above poster has greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes


Sang - 5/26/2010 at 12:56 PM

The above poster is watching as the frilly panties run.


fanfrom-71 - 5/26/2010 at 03:23 PM

The preceding poster still does panty raids.


musicmann - 5/26/2010 at 03:42 PM

The above poster has suffered with bengay smeared into his underwear as a prank


fanfrom-71 - 5/26/2010 at 04:03 PM

The poster above owns stock in Bengay.


Sang - 5/26/2010 at 07:58 PM

The above poster goes by the stage name Ben Gay.


musicmann - 5/26/2010 at 08:30 PM

The above poster is homophobic so he cannot say ben gay


fanfrom-71 - 5/27/2010 at 04:40 PM

The above poster is phobic about any phrase with the word "Ben" in it.


spacemonkey - 5/27/2010 at 08:55 PM

the above poster has a crush on Big Ben Rothleshamburgerhead.


oldcoot - 5/27/2010 at 09:23 PM

The above has four cases of orange crush in his frig.


fanfrom-71 - 5/27/2010 at 09:33 PM

The above poster had a crush in high school with a girl who wore orange.


musicmann - 5/28/2010 at 02:10 AM

The above poster has a crush on a girl with faraway eyes


fanfrom-71 - 5/28/2010 at 02:21 AM

The above poster eyes girls from far away.


musicmann - 5/28/2010 at 12:58 PM

The above poster is eyeing litle girls with bad intent


oldcoot - 5/29/2010 at 06:05 PM

The above poster listens daily to his album of Homer & Jethro playing Jethro Tull.


musicmann - 5/29/2010 at 06:15 PM

The above poster watches reruns of the Beverly Hillbillies and thinks he resembles Jethro


oldcoot - 5/29/2010 at 06:19 PM

The above poster watches Beverly Hillbillies re-runs and knows he resembles Granny.


musicmann - 5/29/2010 at 07:43 PM

The above poster wears eyeglasses like buddy Holly.


fanfrom-71 - 5/29/2010 at 10:34 PM

The poster above had a girlfriend named Peggy Sue.


musicmann - 5/29/2010 at 11:50 PM

The above poster always tells his girlfriend maybe baby


oldcoot - 5/30/2010 at 02:24 PM

The above poster always tells his girlfriend "not tonight."


fanfrom-71 - 5/30/2010 at 02:27 PM

The above poster always tell his girlfriend "tonights the night".


oldcoot - 5/30/2010 at 03:10 PM

The above poster once dated Rod Stewart.


musicmann - 5/30/2010 at 09:27 PM

The above poster is still trying to date Elton John


fanfrom-71 - 5/31/2010 at 04:31 PM

The poster above wears glasses from the Elton John collection.


musicmann - 5/31/2010 at 04:36 PM

the above poster wears glasses from the erkel collection



gotdrumz - 5/31/2010 at 11:16 PM

The previous poster makes passes at girls with glassses


musicmann - 6/1/2010 at 01:53 AM

The above poster makes passes at guys because he needs glasses


fanfrom-71 - 6/1/2010 at 11:55 AM

The above poster sees the world through rose colored glasses.


musicmann - 6/1/2010 at 01:40 PM

The above poster is looking for the girl with the sun in her eyes


oldcoot - 6/1/2010 at 07:14 PM

The above poster is looking for the girl from Ipanema.


gotdrumz - 6/1/2010 at 09:21 PM

The previous poster dressed up like a farmgirl and went on The Gong Show back in the 70's


Sang - 6/1/2010 at 09:38 PM

The above poster was always in the background on Hee Haw.


musicmann - 6/2/2010 at 01:10 AM

The above poster always watched Laugh In but never understood it


Sang - 6/2/2010 at 01:58 AM

The above poster always forgot to answer in the form of a question on Jeopardy.


musicmann - 6/2/2010 at 12:43 PM

The above poster is a regular audience participant on the Jerry Springer show


Sang - 6/2/2010 at 01:20 PM

The above poster took Paul Lynde's place on Hollywood Squares.


oldcoot - 6/2/2010 at 01:43 PM

The above poster was kicked out of Paul Revere & The Raiders.


musicmann - 6/2/2010 at 03:26 PM

The above poster demanded from his girlfriend-him or me, whats it gonna be?


fanfrom-71 - 6/2/2010 at 03:52 PM

The above poster was suspicious when he went on a date with a girl named "Lola".


Sang - 6/3/2010 at 03:52 AM

The above poster was suspicious when he met George Michaels at the park restroom.


oldcoot - 6/3/2010 at 10:55 PM

The above poster was not suspicious of O J Simpson but was suspicious of Jessica Simpson.


Sang - 6/4/2010 at 01:36 AM

OJ's gloves fit the above poster.


musicmann - 6/4/2010 at 02:21 AM

The above poster was the guy in the restroom stall next to Senator Craig


Sang - 6/4/2010 at 03:44 PM

The above poster came in through the bathroom window.


fanfrom-71 - 6/4/2010 at 03:50 PM

The poster above only heard it through the grapevine the poster before them came in through the bathroom window.


oldcoot - 6/4/2010 at 11:34 PM

At his grade school in Grapevine, Texas the above poster had to serve detention in the girls bathroom which had no windows.


TopDroog - 6/5/2010 at 04:46 AM

The above poster will attend just as much of this year's Crossroads Festival as he wishes, because the current poster will see to it.


gotdrumz - 6/5/2010 at 01:36 PM

The previous poster is a gentleman, a scholar, and a good judge of buble-gum/


fanfrom-71 - 6/5/2010 at 08:18 PM

The above poster likes to stick "buble" gum under restaurant tables.


musicmann - 6/6/2010 at 12:22 AM

The above poster like to chew bubble gum placed under reataurant tables as an after dinner treat.


fanfrom-71 - 6/6/2010 at 02:25 AM

The above poster built an alter at his home from a.b.c. gum.


musicmann - 6/6/2010 at 04:45 PM

The above poster cannot chew gum because his dentures come loose.


Sang - 6/6/2010 at 09:55 PM

The above poster can not walk and chew gum at the same time.


fanfrom-71 - 6/6/2010 at 10:04 PM

The poster above was a gumshoe in a past life.


musicmann - 6/6/2010 at 11:52 PM

The above poster has overdosed on gummybears in the past and survived to tell the tale.


fanfrom-71 - 6/7/2010 at 11:54 AM

The poster above wants to write a rock opera about William Tell.


musicmann - 6/7/2010 at 05:22 PM

The above poster has stopped searching the Metropolitan Opera website for performances of the rock opera Tommy.


fanfrom-71 - 6/7/2010 at 10:42 PM

The above poster has been to every Tommy Two Tone concert.


oldcoot - 6/8/2010 at 12:38 AM

The above poster has been to every Tone Loc concert.


fanfrom-71 - 6/8/2010 at 11:17 AM

The poster above is a tone deaf member of a barber shop quartet.


musicmann - 6/8/2010 at 02:35 PM

The above poster keeps his coppertone handy whenever he heads outside.


fanfrom-71 - 6/8/2010 at 10:43 PM

The poster above is agoraphobic and never goes outside.


Sang - 6/9/2010 at 12:07 AM

The above poster watches American Idol all day long.


musicmann - 6/9/2010 at 02:09 AM

The above poster idolizes Liberace.


Sang - 6/9/2010 at 03:56 AM

The above poster is more into Elton John.


fanfrom-71 - 6/9/2010 at 11:00 AM

The above poster is more into the Archies.


gotdrumz - 6/9/2010 at 01:47 PM

The previous poster does cherish a K-tel album with his favorite Bay City Roller and Lief Garrett tunes leading off each respective side of the vinyl.


oldcoot - 6/9/2010 at 02:07 PM

The above poster listens to "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls at least three times a day.


DanB - 6/9/2010 at 02:12 PM

The above poster "shucks his corn" at least three times a day. He's gonna go blind I tell ya.


musicmann - 6/9/2010 at 02:20 PM

The above poster sings the lyrics to the Doors Touch Me as a pick up line at a bar


oldcoot - 6/9/2010 at 02:26 PM

The above poster uses "pull up a face and sit down" as a pickup line in bars.


Bhawk - 6/9/2010 at 02:30 PM

The above poster once drove a pickup into the front of a bar.


musicmann - 6/9/2010 at 03:53 PM

The above poster fills his pickup truck with water and skinny dips in his driveway


fanfrom-71 - 6/9/2010 at 03:58 PM

The poster above can't understand why you drive on a parkway,and park in a driveway!


oldcoot - 6/9/2010 at 06:23 PM

The above poster can't understand almost anything.


Sang - 6/9/2010 at 07:35 PM

The above poster has worn out 3 copies of Something/Anything.


fanfrom-71 - 6/9/2010 at 10:45 PM

The above poster plays the song Something over and over.


oldcoot - 6/10/2010 at 02:11 PM

The above poster plays the song "Rubber Ducky" over and over.


Bhawk - 6/10/2010 at 02:14 PM

The above poster once spent 3 days running Rubber Soul backwards trying to find out if Paul was really dead.


oldcoot - 6/10/2010 at 02:41 PM

The above poster spent three days making a seven mile hike with bear spray in Alaska.


musicmann - 6/10/2010 at 02:42 PM

The above poster thought the walrus was Paul


Bhawk - 6/10/2010 at 03:29 PM

The above poster says "Coo-coo-ke-choo" first thing every morning after he wakes up.


oldcoot - 6/10/2010 at 03:37 PM

The above poster stands on his bed, flaps his arms and says "cocka doodle do!" first thing every morning after he wakes up.


fanfrom-71 - 6/10/2010 at 04:31 PM

The poster above wants someone to send his Red Rooster home to him.


Sang - 6/10/2010 at 05:03 PM

The above poster wants Red Rover to send someone right over.


musicmann - 6/10/2010 at 07:59 PM

The above poster has played the red rover game with his neighborhood kids, and they clotheslined him with the chain they made


Bhawk - 6/10/2010 at 09:12 PM

In the 70s, the above poster made a suit of armor using nothing but pull tabs.


musicmann - 6/10/2010 at 09:20 PM

The above poster still drinks Tab soda so he can keep tabs on his weight


oldcoot - 6/10/2010 at 09:44 PM

The above poster still drinks with a sippy cup.


musicmann - 6/11/2010 at 12:05 AM

The above poster still drinks his bottled beer with a brown paper bag


oldcoot - 6/11/2010 at 02:08 PM

The above poster mistakenly took the brown acid at Woodstock.


Sang - 6/11/2010 at 05:39 PM

The above poster provided the brown acid at Woodstock.


oldcoot - 6/11/2010 at 06:30 PM

The above poster actually coined the phrase "What can Brown do for you?"


musicmann - 6/11/2010 at 07:36 PM

Because the above poster commuted to college and did not live on campus, they called him a brownbagger.


gotdrumz - 6/12/2010 at 02:57 PM

The previous poster forgot to bring a shovel on his camping trip and put some brown in a paper bag.


oldcoot - 6/12/2010 at 03:51 PM

When the above poster goes camping he fishes for brown trout.


musicmann - 6/12/2010 at 04:08 PM

The above poster has no idea what the mud shark is that Zappa is referring to in his song.


gotdrumz - 6/13/2010 at 12:46 PM



This is the previous poster's favorite poster....


musicmann - 6/13/2010 at 01:40 PM

The above poster is the poster child for the return of Tom Jones on Broadway


fanfrom-71 - 6/13/2010 at 10:22 PM

The poster above throws his underwear on stage at a Tom Jones concert.


oldcoot - 6/13/2010 at 10:36 PM

The above poster throws his underoos on stage at a Shirley Jones concert.


musicmann - 6/13/2010 at 11:07 PM

The above poster tries to catch other people'sunderwear they throw at the Tom Jones concerts


fanfrom-71 - 6/14/2010 at 12:34 AM

The above poster wishes Tom Jones would throw his underwear at him.


musicmann - 6/14/2010 at 02:20 AM

The above poster feels like Casey Jones from time to time


Sang - 6/14/2010 at 01:38 PM

The above poster looks like Grace Jones from time to time.


fanfrom-71 - 6/14/2010 at 01:47 PM

The poster above pretends he's Davy Jones sometimes.


Sang - 6/14/2010 at 03:47 PM

The previous poster was on the last train to Clarksville.


musicmann - 6/14/2010 at 05:24 PM

The above poster knows all the words to the Monkees theme song


gotdrumz - 6/14/2010 at 09:26 PM

The previous poster watches The Monkees TV show muted while listening to Cheech and Chong do "basketball Jones".


fanfrom-71 - 6/14/2010 at 09:30 PM

The poster above yells Dave's not here when he hears a knock on the door.


Sang - 6/15/2010 at 04:00 AM

The above poster forgot about the guys in the trunk at the drive-in.


oldcoot - 6/15/2010 at 01:52 PM

The above poster was involved in Buggery On The High Seas.


musicmann - 6/15/2010 at 06:03 PM

The aove poster loves to try on his wife's high heels


fanfrom-71 - 6/16/2010 at 03:22 AM

The poster above swears he has a pair of high heeled sneakers.


musicmann - 6/16/2010 at 12:34 PM

The above poster sold his blue suede shoes at a tag sale.


fanfrom-71 - 6/16/2010 at 01:11 PM

The above poster runs around saying "tag,you're it" to everyone he meets.


oldcoot - 6/16/2010 at 02:10 PM

The above poster illegally removed the tag from underneath his sofa.


musicmann - 6/17/2010 at 01:10 AM

The above poster religiously uses Tag body spray because it is guranteed to attract the ladies.


oldcoot - 6/17/2010 at 02:00 PM

The above poster religiously avoids discussing religion.


musicmann - 6/17/2010 at 03:35 PM

The above poster religiously wears kilts while barbequing in the backyard


spacemonkey - 6/17/2010 at 08:44 PM

quote:
The above poster religiously wears kilts while barbequing in the backyard


DOWN WITH KILTS!


fanfrom-71 - 6/17/2010 at 08:56 PM

The poster above routinely invites himself to his neighbors backyard barbeque's.


gotdrumz - 6/18/2010 at 01:38 PM

everytime the previous poster jumps over the neighbors backyard fence, he lands in something.


musicmann - 6/19/2010 at 01:51 AM

The previous poster jumps for joy when he sees the ice cream truck coming through his neighborhood


gotdrumz - 6/19/2010 at 03:40 AM

The previous poster tried to jump Joy's bones but was denied untilll he bought her an ice cream.


musicmann - 6/19/2010 at 03:39 PM

The above poster says he's the ice cream man, his flavors are guaranteed to satisfy


fanfrom-71 - 6/21/2010 at 01:59 AM

The poster above tells every woman named Suzy,that he's got to satisfy her.


musicmann - 6/21/2010 at 02:35 AM

The above poster is a slave to satisfy his urge for snicker bars


oldcoot - 6/21/2010 at 01:59 PM

The above poster is a regular resident at the iron bar hotel.


Sang - 6/21/2010 at 03:46 PM

The above poster is known as Otis at certain jails in Kneebraska.


michaelsio - 6/21/2010 at 03:48 PM

The above poster gets his hair cut by Floyd.


Sang - 6/21/2010 at 03:51 PM

The above poster once dated Aunt Bee.


fanfrom-71 - 6/21/2010 at 04:12 PM

When the above poster was a little boy,he wanted to be like Barney Fife when he grew up.


oldcoot - 6/21/2010 at 06:29 PM

The above poster moonlights at kids birthday parties in a Barney outfit.


Sang - 6/21/2010 at 08:29 PM

The above poster is Dancing in the Moonlight on this long hot summer night.


gotdrumz - 6/21/2010 at 08:40 PM

The previous poster is Dancing In The Moonlight in his short summer nightie.


fanfrom-71 - 6/21/2010 at 10:47 PM

The above poster thinks the night time is the right time.


spacemonkey - 6/21/2010 at 10:57 PM

The above poster thinks the night time is the right time to wear PANTS


Sang - 6/22/2010 at 01:17 PM

The above poster doesn't.


oldcoot - 6/22/2010 at 02:11 PM

The above poster pants every time he visits a Hooters.


musicmann - 6/22/2010 at 09:07 PM

The above posters wife tells him all the time that he is growing hooters


fanfrom-71 - 6/22/2010 at 11:21 PM

The poster above tried to find employment at Hooters as a waitress because his favorite color is orange.


musicmann - 6/23/2010 at 01:19 AM

The above poster named his dog a clockwork orange


Sang - 6/23/2010 at 01:57 AM

The above poster likes to sing 'Singing in the Rain' while kicking things.


oldcoot - 6/23/2010 at 03:08 AM

The above poster thinks Zeppelin's The Rain Song is actually about the weather.


Sang - 6/23/2010 at 01:47 PM

The above poster still wonders why they call it Stormy Monday......when Tuesday is just as bad.


oldcoot - 6/23/2010 at 02:06 PM

The above poster wants to know why they call it corned beef when there's no corn on the plate.


musicmann - 6/23/2010 at 02:43 PM

The above poster has a hard time understanding the term jumbo shrimp


oldcoot - 6/23/2010 at 04:22 PM

The above poster has trouble understanding the term mannish boy.


musicmann - 6/23/2010 at 07:34 PM

The above poster is clearly confused about the whole oxymoron thing.


fanfrom-71 - 6/24/2010 at 01:23 AM

The poster above thought oxymoron was a laundry additive.


musicmann - 6/24/2010 at 04:25 PM

The above poster goes to Starbucks and always has four shots added to his coffee


gotdrumz - 6/26/2010 at 02:28 PM

The previous poster hangs out at Starbucks way too much


musicmann - 6/26/2010 at 04:00 PM

The previous poster orders a skim chi latte at starbusks with whipped cream


gotdrumz - 6/27/2010 at 01:27 PM

The previous poster should know that I habe no idea what any of that stuff is, except for whip cream.


musicmann - 6/27/2010 at 06:06 PM

When the above poster drinks Snapple iced tea, he always says that its made from the best stuff on earth.


oldcoot - 6/29/2010 at 12:44 AM

The above poster only watches Seinfeld episodes where Snapple is mentioned.


Sang - 6/29/2010 at 04:53 AM

The above poster is a Silver Elite Marriott Rewards winner.


musicmann - 6/29/2010 at 02:33 PM

The above poster is the AARP silver elite sweepstakes winner of a pair of reading glasses


fanfrom-71 - 6/29/2010 at 09:26 PM

The above poster tried to run and hide from the AARP,but they found him anyway.


musicmann - 6/29/2010 at 11:21 PM

The above poster runs and hides from his wife when she makes her famous meatloaf


gotdrumz - 6/30/2010 at 03:46 AM

The previous poster puts runs in his wifes pantyhose when he wears them while eating her meatloaf.


Slimzimm - 6/30/2010 at 03:54 AM

The previous poster is very crude but happy.




oldcoot - 6/30/2010 at 03:03 PM

The previous poster is very happy but crude.


Sang - 6/30/2010 at 04:43 PM

The above poster is very happy on ludes.

[Edited on 6/30/2010 by Sang]


fanfrom-71 - 6/30/2010 at 04:45 PM

The above poster's best friend is Mr Happy.


gotdrumz - 6/30/2010 at 06:05 PM

The previous poster is happy-go-lucky when he drives thru Kentucky.


oldcoot - 7/1/2010 at 12:45 AM

The above poster is happy to oblige one legged hitchhikers by saying "hop in!"


WharfRat - 7/1/2010 at 01:02 PM

The above poster like to hop in dumpsters in Ohio.


gotdrumz - 7/2/2010 at 04:30 AM

The previous poster favotite DIO song is "dumspster diver"... I mean "holy diver".


TopDroog - 7/2/2010 at 05:36 AM

The above poster likes his music so heavy, he refers to "Cannibal Corpse" as "easy listening."


musicmann - 7/2/2010 at 01:24 PM

The above poster thinks that the Beatles tune She's so Heavy is about a fat girl


oldcoot - 7/2/2010 at 03:27 PM

The above poster thinks that The Beatles couldn't carry a candle to The Monkees.


TopDroog - 7/2/2010 at 04:24 PM

The above poster carries a torch for Peter Tork.


musicmann - 7/2/2010 at 05:54 PM

The above poster stills wear a hat similar to one Mike Nesmith wore.


lonomon - 7/2/2010 at 05:58 PM

The above poster is looking to replace his Devo hat


oldcoot - 7/2/2010 at 06:40 PM

The above poster is looking to replace his underarm deodorant with a new brand.


musicmann - 7/2/2010 at 07:35 PM

The above poster is so excited about the new brand of underwear he bought that he wears them over his pants


TopDroog - 7/3/2010 at 03:16 AM

The above poster wears his jeans "thug life" style so the rest of the world can admire his new drawers.


gotdrumz - 7/3/2010 at 01:15 PM

The previous poster loves to play nascar, always has skidmarks on his underwear.


musicmann - 7/3/2010 at 04:50 PM

The above poster collects underwear thrown at the Tom Jones concerts he attends


TopDroog - 7/4/2010 at 04:19 PM

The above poster throws underwear at every Tom Jones concert he attends.


musicmann - 7/5/2010 at 03:31 PM

The above poster loses his underwear when he wears kilts


oldcoot - 7/5/2010 at 04:28 PM

The above poster wears a kilt underneath his Dockers.


gotdrumz - 7/5/2010 at 05:01 PM

The above poster wears dockers while trolling for sailors at those "alternative" bars


musicmann - 7/6/2010 at 04:13 PM

The above poster routinely performs YMCA with his band at all of the local alternative bars


oldcoot - 7/6/2010 at 09:32 PM

The above poster resides at a YMCA.


Sang - 7/7/2010 at 01:17 AM

The above poster resides at a YWCA.


oldcoot - 7/7/2010 at 01:53 AM

The above poster was arrested after he conducted a pantie raid at a YWCA.


gotdrumz - 7/7/2010 at 03:29 AM

The previous poster came down the chimney one Christmas dressed as Pantie Claws


oldcoot - 7/7/2010 at 01:30 PM

The preceding poster helped Cheech write Santie Claus & His Old Lady.


gotdrumz - 7/7/2010 at 10:24 PM

The previous poster was my inspiration for the line, " and a lil more magic dust or Santie Clause".


DanB - 7/8/2010 at 01:12 PM

The above poster's pimp name in Vegas is Magic Juan


musicmann - 7/8/2010 at 01:47 PM

The above posters favorite harp player is magic dick.


oldcoot - 7/8/2010 at 03:11 PM

The above poster doesn't know dick about playing the harp.


lonomon - 7/8/2010 at 04:46 PM

The previous poster posted a nice half and half


Bhawk - 7/8/2010 at 06:04 PM

The above poster does a shot of half and half after his morning constitutional.


musicmann - 7/9/2010 at 12:43 AM

The above poster embraces the androgynous half of his personality


oldcoot - 7/9/2010 at 12:45 AM

The above poster actually thinks David Bowie is male.


musicmann - 7/9/2010 at 08:32 PM

The above posters feminine side consists of wearing only his wife's heels and pantyhose and strutting around the house dancing to I'm every woman


gotdrumz - 7/11/2010 at 04:17 AM

The previous poster knows WAY too much about what may or may not be going on at Otie's place.


musicmann - 7/11/2010 at 01:33 PM

The previous poster has been to Otie's place and has participated in the disco dancing


oldcoot - 7/12/2010 at 01:33 PM

The above poster has an autographed copy of "Disco Duck."


Slimzimm - 7/12/2010 at 03:08 PM

The previous poster is looking for someone to write his autobiography.


oldcoot - 7/12/2010 at 07:07 PM

The previous poster has every episode of the tv series "Biography" recorded to vhs.


musicmann - 7/12/2010 at 11:12 PM

The previous poster is copying all the dance moves of Richard Simmons


gotdrumz - 7/13/2010 at 01:31 PM

The previous poster has a VHS tape of the previous poster before him blowing Richard Simmons'.....candles out on his iorthday cake.


musicmann - 7/13/2010 at 06:10 PM

The previous poster celebrated Richard Simmons' birthday by wearing tight shorty shorts and a sleeveless shirt while dining at Dennys


Sang - 7/14/2010 at 02:21 AM

The above poster is the oldie that Richard Simmons was sweating to...


michaelsio - 7/14/2010 at 11:52 AM

The above poster was shocked, SHOCKED, that Richard Simmons wasn't straight.


Sang - 7/14/2010 at 01:48 PM

The above poster knew all along, due to a chance encounter in a men's washroom.


musicmann - 7/14/2010 at 11:26 PM

The above poster works in the mens room at the YMCA


michaelsio - 7/15/2010 at 12:47 AM

The above poster was the inspiration for the song YMCA.


oldcoot - 7/15/2010 at 01:58 AM

The above poster works in the ladies room at the YWCA.


Slimzimm - 7/15/2010 at 02:28 AM

The preceding poster is the Secretary Treasurer for the VPFC in Vegas.


Sang - 7/16/2010 at 01:18 PM

The above poster went as the Indian from the Village People last Halloween. He still wears the outfit every day.


oldcoot - 7/16/2010 at 06:21 PM

The preceding poster used to think all Indians came from Indiana.


gotdrumz - 7/17/2010 at 01:34 PM

The previous poster likes to ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel, spin.


musicmann - 7/17/2010 at 05:25 PM

The previous poster likes to ride the rockin horse because his guardian ngnel wears a hard hat


michaelsio - 7/17/2010 at 05:33 PM

The above poster keeps looking for his guardian ngnel.


musicmann - 7/17/2010 at 08:45 PM

The above poster keeps looking for love in all the wrong places


oldcoot - 7/17/2010 at 11:02 PM

The poster before moi has all the wrong places if he's looking for love.


Slimzimm - 7/17/2010 at 11:09 PM

The poster before me has moi.


DanB - 7/18/2010 at 11:23 PM

The above poster shaves his legs in honor of Joe Namath


Slimzimm - 7/19/2010 at 02:14 AM

The above poster has a mullet hairstyle in honor of Joe Dirt.


oldcoot - 7/19/2010 at 03:57 PM

The above poster is Joe Dirt.


Sang - 7/19/2010 at 06:14 PM

The above poster lives in an entire town of people related to Joe Dirt.


oldcoot - 7/19/2010 at 06:17 PM

The above poster is older than dirt.


Bhawk - 7/19/2010 at 06:20 PM

The above poster went to the barroom and ordered drinks for all, then tried to wash some of that dusty dirt.


oldcoot - 7/19/2010 at 06:22 PM

The above poster was once pinned by American Dream Dusty Rhodes on a Thursday.


Bhawk - 7/19/2010 at 06:27 PM

The above poster had no idea that The Midnight Rider was Dusty Rhodes.


oldcoot - 7/19/2010 at 07:00 PM

The above poster thought The Midnight Rider had two quarters and a dime instead of one more silver dollar.


Bhawk - 7/19/2010 at 07:36 PM

The above poster doesn't own the clothes he's wearing, and he likes it that way.


oldcoot - 7/19/2010 at 07:40 PM

The above poster is wearing The Emperor's Clothes.


Bhawk - 7/19/2010 at 08:18 PM

The above poster wants an emperor penguin for Christmas.


oldcoot - 7/19/2010 at 08:33 PM

The above poster's favorite Batman villain is The Penguin.


Sang - 7/20/2010 at 12:32 AM

The above poster's favorite Batman was Dracula.


michaelsio - 7/20/2010 at 01:19 AM

The above poster's favorite Dracula was George Hamilton.


lonomon - 7/20/2010 at 05:18 PM

The previous poster's favorite George Hamilton movie is "Zorro, the Gay Blade"


gotdrumz - 7/20/2010 at 10:58 PM

The previous poster solicits George Hamilton for sunbathing methods and techniques.


michaelsio - 7/21/2010 at 05:38 PM

The above poster loves his spray on tan.


oldcoot - 7/21/2010 at 06:47 PM

The above poster can't figure out how to make a black and tan.


gotdrumz - 7/24/2010 at 08:29 PM

The previous poster done something


oldcoot - 7/25/2010 at 04:46 PM

The preceding poster has done nothing.


Sang - 7/25/2010 at 08:15 PM

Spirit said the above poster has nothing to hide.


gotdrumz - 7/25/2010 at 09:49 PM

The previous poster hid the previous poster before him and claimed to have done nothing at all but drink a black and tan in a PBR bottle while watching a George Hamilton movie and wearing a Batman suit.


oldcoot - 7/27/2010 at 06:30 PM

The above poster uses PBR for mouthwash.


musicmann - 7/28/2010 at 12:36 PM

The above posters mamma would wash his mouth out with soap when he cussed.


oldcoot - 7/28/2010 at 02:00 PM

The above poster likes to walk up to people and say "Yo mama so big, she got her own zip code!"


michaelsio - 7/29/2010 at 01:11 PM

The previous poster likes to walk up to people and ask them to loan him a dime.


oldcoot - 7/29/2010 at 08:10 PM

The preceding poster likes to "walk this way" like Marty Feldman in "Young Frankenstein."


Sang - 7/31/2010 at 05:02 AM

The above poster likes to walk around saying 'What hump?'


musicmann - 7/31/2010 at 06:42 PM

The above poster likes to walk around town in his bathrobe mumbling to himself.


oldcoot - 7/31/2010 at 09:07 PM

The above poster likes to open his bathrobe to unsuspecting people at bus stops.


musicmann - 7/31/2010 at 09:17 PM

The above poster idolizes aqualung was was eying little girls with bad intent


oldcoot - 7/31/2010 at 09:17 PM

The above poster stays alive because of an iron lung.


musicmann - 7/31/2010 at 10:03 PM

The above posters favorite movie is stayin alive


lonomon - 8/2/2010 at 11:26 AM

The above posters favorite movie is "it's alive"


oldcoot - 8/2/2010 at 01:45 PM

The above poster's favorite movie is Debbie Does Dallas.


musicmann - 8/2/2010 at 02:31 PM

The above poster thinks he was one of the actor/participants in Debbie Does Dallas


oldcoot - 8/2/2010 at 02:41 PM

The above poster tried out for the sequel Debbie Does Plano.


michaelsio - 8/2/2010 at 03:31 PM

The previous poster won a part in Debbie does Branson.


oldcoot - 8/2/2010 at 06:30 PM

The above poster is secretly dating Sir Richard Branson.


TopDroog - 8/2/2010 at 06:43 PM

The above poster was disappointed that he missed out on the "Cougar Convention" during his recent trip to Chicago.


musicmann - 8/2/2010 at 11:39 PM

The above poster was disappointed that he missed out on the Laga Gaga concert in Chicago


oldcoot - 8/3/2010 at 04:09 PM

The above poster should explain who Laga Gaga is.


musicmann - 8/3/2010 at 08:13 PM

The above poster should explain publicly why he is a big fan of Liberace.


fanfrom-71 - 8/3/2010 at 08:16 PM

The above poster should explain publicly,why he break dances in private.


musicmann - 8/4/2010 at 12:10 AM

The above poster is a private dancer, a dancer for money


Sang - 8/4/2010 at 12:50 AM

The above poster left a good job in the city.


fanfrom-71 - 8/4/2010 at 12:53 AM

The poster above enjoys rollin' on the river.


musicmann - 8/4/2010 at 02:02 AM

The above poster tells his wife: whats love got to do with it?


Slimzimm - 8/4/2010 at 02:55 AM

The previous poster practices 6-days a week for Saturday night's karaoke contests.


Slimzimm - 8/4/2010 at 03:16 AM

The previous poster likes to sing "What Kind of Fool Am I", on Saturday nights in front of the Gold Mine on the Vegas strip.


Sang - 8/4/2010 at 03:53 AM

The above poster thought you were supposed to take off all your clothes on the Vegas strip....and was promptly arrested.


fanfrom-71 - 8/4/2010 at 05:11 AM

The above poster installed a stripper pole in his bedroom.


michaelsio - 8/4/2010 at 11:08 AM

The previous poster installed a stripper pole thinking it was a fireman's pole.


lonomon - 8/4/2010 at 11:21 AM

The previous poster thought a fishing pole would be just as good ... he was wrong


DanB - 8/4/2010 at 04:02 PM

The previous poster goes looking for love in all the wrong places.


TopDroog - 8/4/2010 at 04:47 PM

The above poster dresses up as AuntB, although the proof of such remains elusive.


fanfrom-71 - 8/4/2010 at 06:01 PM

The above poster has long lusted for AuntB.


sonnystang - 8/4/2010 at 06:04 PM

The above poster thought he WAS AuntB...............


lonomon - 8/4/2010 at 07:06 PM

the previous poster got his carnal knowledge from AuntB


oldcoot - 8/4/2010 at 07:08 PM

The above got his from Barney Fife.


TopDroog - 8/4/2010 at 08:12 PM

The above poster served as an artist's model during that tattoo session.


Sang - 8/4/2010 at 11:30 PM

The above poster runs around yelling 'de plane boss de plane!'


musicmann - 8/4/2010 at 11:58 PM

The above poster has a fantasy of one day voting republican


oldcoot - 8/6/2010 at 04:23 PM

The above poster once voted six times in the same Chicago election.


michaelsio - 8/6/2010 at 04:26 PM

The previous poster was dead when he did the same thing.


musicmann - 8/6/2010 at 05:39 PM

The above poster thought he had died and went to heaven when he sat front row at a Barry Manilow concert


TopDroog - 8/7/2010 at 01:01 PM

The above poster was the next above poster's date for said Barry Manilow concert.


musicmann - 8/7/2010 at 05:42 PM

The above poster had a date with destiny when he scored front row seats with Sang to the last show of the tour of the Wiggles.


fanfrom-71 - 8/7/2010 at 05:57 PM

The poster above lays on the bed and wiggles when he puts his jeans on.


musicmann - 8/7/2010 at 07:04 PM

The above poster wears baggy jeans to show off his underwear.


oldcoot - 8/7/2010 at 10:59 PM

The above poster goes commando.


michaelsio - 8/8/2010 at 01:36 AM

The previous poster likes to practice his G.I. Joe kung fu grip.


musicmann - 8/8/2010 at 02:01 AM

The above poster collects GI Joe dolls


gotdrumz - 8/8/2010 at 05:03 AM

The previous poster likes to play Senator and vote on the G.I Bill....


WharfRat - 8/8/2010 at 01:23 PM

The previous poster likes to play Senator and hang out in mens room stalls


fanfrom-71 - 8/8/2010 at 01:52 PM

The above poster plays both sides of the field at Red Sox and Yankee games.


musicmann - 8/8/2010 at 01:54 PM

The above poster is afraid of the green monster


TopDroog - 8/8/2010 at 03:20 PM

The above poster once had the Jolly Green Giant in one hell of a fix.


musicmann - 8/8/2010 at 04:41 PM

The above poster is a fan of I feel like I'm a fixin to die rag by country Joe and the Fish


TopDroog - 8/8/2010 at 04:49 PM

The above poster is right. Like the proverbial broken clock.


musicmann - 8/8/2010 at 06:35 PM

The above poster cannot be right if he is constantly leaning to the left.


Sang - 8/9/2010 at 03:26 AM

The above poster always puts his right foot in.....but always at the wrong time.


gotdrumz - 8/9/2010 at 03:46 AM

When the previous poster told time, some of the folks called him a snitch.


oldcoot - 8/9/2010 at 04:51 PM

When asked the time the previous poster said "it's 25 or 6 to 4."


musicmann - 8/9/2010 at 08:24 PM

The above poster is a Ricky Martin groupie.


fanfrom-71 - 8/9/2010 at 08:49 PM

The poster above collects Kewpie"s.


oldcoot - 8/9/2010 at 11:30 PM

The preceding poster collects used Q-tips.


Sang - 8/10/2010 at 01:02 PM

The above poster's house is made from popsicle sticks.


TopDroog - 8/10/2010 at 02:37 PM

The above poster ate all the popsicles to provide those sticks.


oldcoot - 8/10/2010 at 04:10 PM

The above poster is on a sugar high from pixy sticks.


TopDroog - 8/10/2010 at 04:37 PM

In college, the above poster lettered in tummy sticks.


oldcoot - 8/10/2010 at 04:46 PM

The above poster was once caught red handed with thai stick.


lonomon - 8/11/2010 at 11:18 AM

The previous poster is known for his lipstick rings


oldcoot - 8/11/2010 at 01:40 PM

The above poster's conversations always involve Lord of The Rings.


TopDroog - 8/11/2010 at 03:13 PM

The above poster's conversations always involve Lord of The Dance.


fanfrom-71 - 8/11/2010 at 03:17 PM

The poster above dances with wolves.


musicmann - 8/11/2010 at 05:38 PM

The above poster sleeps with the fishes


michaelsio - 8/11/2010 at 06:34 PM

The previous poster wakes up with crabs.


musicmann - 8/11/2010 at 07:42 PM

The above poster wakes up with a member of the Village People


fanfrom-71 - 8/11/2010 at 07:50 PM

The poster above believes somewhere a village misses it's idiot.


fanfrom-71 - 8/11/2010 at 07:59 PM

The poster above never had his sanity.


gotdrumz - 8/11/2010 at 10:15 PM

The previous poster is insane about sanitation.


musicmann - 8/11/2010 at 11:44 PM

The above poster believes there is a fine line between insanity and brilliance.


musicmann - 8/12/2010 at 12:48 PM

The above poster cant tell the difference between his ass and his elbow


oldcoot - 8/12/2010 at 09:47 PM

The above poster can tell the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.


musicmann - 8/12/2010 at 11:24 PM

The above poster cant tell the difference between sh!t and apple butter.


fanfrom-71 - 8/12/2010 at 11:29 PM

The poster above can't tell the difference between apples and oranges.


fanfrom-71 - 8/12/2010 at 11:39 PM

The poster above likes to shoot fish in a barrel.


musicmann - 8/13/2010 at 12:38 AM

When the above poster goes bobbing for apples, people try to keep his head under the water.


gotdrumz - 8/13/2010 at 02:08 AM

In college, the previous poster got requests to his "Neil and Bob Show" demonstration.


Sang - 8/13/2010 at 01:13 PM

College was the best 7 years of the previous poster's life.


fanfrom-71 - 8/13/2010 at 01:19 PM

The poster above never went to school,and doesn't know what a college is.


musicmann - 8/13/2010 at 09:19 PM

The above poster proudly tells people that he loves the Cowsills


michaelsio - 8/14/2010 at 03:02 PM

The previous poster is always yelling, "MORE COWBELL!"


Sang - 8/16/2010 at 01:12 PM

The above poster wants his friends to call him 'Mr. Bojangles'.


oldcoot - 8/16/2010 at 02:08 PM

The above poster wants everyone to call him "Mr. Fancy Pants."


fanfrom-71 - 8/16/2010 at 02:15 PM

The above poster never wants anyone to call him late for dinner.

[Edited on 8/16/2010 by fanfrom-71]


oldcoot - 8/16/2010 at 07:17 PM

The above poster had to sit at the dinner table until he ate all his peas.


michaelsio - 8/16/2010 at 07:33 PM

The previous poster's parent fed the dog before him.


oldcoot - 8/16/2010 at 07:35 PM

The previous poster's parents fed him Milk Bones.


gotdrumz - 8/16/2010 at 08:49 PM

The previous poster dipped his Milk Bones in Yoo Hoo and chased it with Tang


Sang - 8/17/2010 at 12:17 AM

The above was known for chasing poon tang.


michaelsio - 8/17/2010 at 12:21 AM

The above poster thinks Pootie Tang is the

Best.
Movie.
Ever.


Slimzimm - 8/17/2010 at 01:00 AM

The previous poster once ran into Pee Wee Herman at movie theater and hasn't been the same since.


oldcoot - 8/17/2010 at 01:23 AM

The previous poster is Pee Wee Herman.


fanfrom-71 - 8/17/2010 at 01:27 AM

The poster above likes to go door to door and talk about his friend Pee Wee Herman.


musicmann - 8/17/2010 at 01:50 PM

The previous posters wife never refers to his unit so he must take matters into his own hands


oldcoot - 8/17/2010 at 07:51 PM

In high school, the above poster's first 50 dates were with Rosie Palmer.


fanfrom-71 - 8/17/2010 at 10:38 PM

The poster above only likes women who have gone on a date with Rosie O'Donnell.


TopDroog - 8/19/2010 at 02:24 AM

The above poster has all of those women in his address book.


musicmann - 8/20/2010 at 12:19 AM

The above poster kept a little black address book but it was not filled with anything


fanfrom-71 - 8/20/2010 at 12:27 AM

The above poster keeps a little black dress in his closet.


musicmann - 8/20/2010 at 02:40 AM

The above poster keeps a little black bra under his tshirt


michaelsio - 8/20/2010 at 11:04 AM

The previous poster needs a manssiere.


oldcoot - 8/20/2010 at 02:06 PM

The preceding poster needs new shoes.


fanfrom-71 - 8/20/2010 at 02:28 PM

The poster above walked a mile in the preceding posters shoes.


musicmann - 8/21/2010 at 02:00 AM

The above poster walked a mile to get some Dairy Queen.


fanfrom-71 - 8/21/2010 at 02:18 AM

The above poster has been known to walk a mile for a camel.


musicmann - 8/21/2010 at 02:33 AM

The above poster has slept inside a camel.


musicmann - 8/21/2010 at 05:25 PM

The above poster is unable to walk a mile because his inner thighs rub together and get rashy


gotdrumz - 8/22/2010 at 01:59 AM

The previous poster is unable to figure out how Burger King got with Dairy Queen and had Carls Jr.


WharfRat - 8/22/2010 at 02:02 AM

The previous poster once spent the night with King Diamond.


fanfrom-71 - 8/22/2010 at 02:09 AM

The poster above swears his cubic Zirconia is a real diamond.


TopDroog - 8/22/2010 at 02:29 AM

The above poster always visits the gentlemen's club on the nights Zirconia is dancing.


musicmann - 8/22/2010 at 02:17 PM

The above poster visited Zirconia the dancer and found out that she is a he


fanfrom-71 - 8/22/2010 at 07:38 PM

The poster above wasn't sure what to think when he went a blind date with someone named Lola.


musicmann - 8/23/2010 at 12:40 AM

The above poster did not think it was funny when George Bush waved at Stevie Wonder


fanfrom-71 - 8/23/2010 at 05:08 AM

The poster above wonders if he will ever get to meet George Bush.

[Edited on 8/23/2010 by fanfrom-71]


musicmann - 8/23/2010 at 01:03 PM

The above poster wonders why is there air?


Sang - 8/23/2010 at 01:25 PM

The above poster is still trying to get over being called Fat Albert by his friends.


TopDroog - 8/23/2010 at 02:49 PM

The above poster provided the "bowm bu-bu-bowm" soundtrack for the Fat Albert cartoon.


michaelsio - 8/23/2010 at 03:34 PM

The previous poster could understand Mush-Mouth.


oldcoot - 8/23/2010 at 04:21 PM

The above poster has a potty mouth.


TopDroog - 8/23/2010 at 04:59 PM

It's the above poster's potty, and he'll cry if he wants too.


oldcoot - 8/23/2010 at 06:25 PM

The above poster thinks the wind cries Larry, not Mary.


musicmann - 8/23/2010 at 07:44 PM

The above poster cried when his ice cream fell out of the cone he was eating.


fanfrom-71 - 8/24/2010 at 12:23 AM

In school,all the kids called the poster above cone head.


musicmann - 8/24/2010 at 01:40 PM

In college the above poster was a dead head and a pot head


oldcoot - 8/24/2010 at 02:13 PM

The above poster spent 12 years in college without completing his freshman year.


fanfrom-71 - 8/24/2010 at 07:53 PM

Even though he didn't surf,the poster above spent most of his college funds on sex wax.


oldcoot - 8/24/2010 at 09:18 PM

The preceding poster wonders why every time he body surfs at concerts the crowd intentionally drops him.


fanfrom-71 - 8/24/2010 at 09:31 PM

The poster above wonders why everyone at the beach stares when he comes out of the water after body surfing.


oldcoot - 8/24/2010 at 09:42 PM

To garner more attention at the beach the above poster placed a potato in his speedo, unfortunately, he put it in the back.


Sang - 8/25/2010 at 02:16 AM

The above poster has been known to steal other people's jokes.


aekdbmoid - 8/25/2010 at 02:31 AM

The above poster is somewhere . . . under a tree.


oldcoot - 8/25/2010 at 01:58 PM

The above poster is out of his tree.


fanfrom-71 - 8/25/2010 at 04:48 PM

To no avail,the above poster has searched everywhere for the tree of life.


musicmann - 8/25/2010 at 11:48 PM

The above poster thinks that no is in his tree (I mean it must be high or low)


fanfrom-71 - 8/25/2010 at 11:57 PM

The preceding poster always buys high,and sells low.


musicmann - 8/26/2010 at 02:31 AM

The above poster can see the low spark of high heeled boys


Sang - 8/26/2010 at 02:04 PM

The above poster is only 1 of 40,000 headmen.


oldcoot - 8/26/2010 at 02:32 PM

The above poster is Glad that he's Feelin' Alright.


musicmann - 8/26/2010 at 03:27 PM

The above poster likes to dress up as the Pearly Queen and wears medicated goo.


fanfrom-71 - 8/26/2010 at 05:00 PM

The preceding poster stays medicated on a regular basis.


Sang - 8/26/2010 at 05:51 PM

..and the above poster sees no problem with that.


musicmann - 8/26/2010 at 06:21 PM

The above poster sees no problem when his doctor recommended he stay at a shanghai noodle factor


fanfrom-71 - 8/26/2010 at 09:29 PM

The poster above wanted to be a contestant on Fear Factor,but was to afraid.


Slimzimm - 8/26/2010 at 09:44 PM

The preceding poster misses Bob Barker.


fanfrom-71 - 8/26/2010 at 09:49 PM

The price is always right for the poster above.


Slimzimm - 8/26/2010 at 09:54 PM

The preceding poster is Bob Barker.


musicmann - 8/27/2010 at 12:36 PM

The above poster howls and barks at the moon when he drinks too much Boons Farm Apple Wine


michaelsio - 8/28/2010 at 02:20 PM

The previous poster howled when he joined Team Jacob.


musicmann - 8/28/2010 at 04:21 PM

The above poster is a fan of Mr. T from the A Team


Sang - 8/28/2010 at 05:26 PM

The above poster was never good enough for the A Team, and always played on the B Team instead.


musicmann - 8/28/2010 at 07:15 PM

When the guys picked teams, the above poster was always picked last


gotdrumz - 8/28/2010 at 09:49 PM

When the guys picked teams, the previous poster picked his nose.


musicmann - 8/29/2010 at 01:40 AM

When the previous posters wife caught him picking his nose, he told her he was just scratching it. He said: there was no pick!!


fanfrom-71 - 8/29/2010 at 02:30 PM

The above poster doesn't understand why he can pick his nose,pick his friends,but can't pick his friends nose.


musicmann - 8/29/2010 at 03:15 PM

The above poster should know that you can pick your friends but you cant pick your famliy


musicmann - 8/30/2010 at 12:55 AM

When the above poster was a child, his parents left him outside to play so he would learn to play with himself.


oldcoot - 8/30/2010 at 01:31 AM

The preceding poster is the poster child for don't do drugs.


Sang - 8/30/2010 at 06:44 PM

The above poster is your brain on drugs.


musicmann - 8/30/2010 at 11:18 PM

The above poster is confuza about ouza-its ouzo if you are talking about the greek equavilent of anisette/sambucca


Sang - 8/31/2010 at 05:21 PM

The above poster is confused about life in general.


Sang - 8/31/2010 at 07:27 PM

The above poster is already planning for his dirt nap.


oldcoot - 8/31/2010 at 07:50 PM

The above poster soiled himself when he found out a dirt bike isn't actually made of dirt.


Sang - 8/31/2010 at 09:24 PM

The above poster laughed so hard posting his little joke that he had to have his Depends changed.


musicmann - 9/1/2010 at 12:15 AM

The above poster tries to be funny but no one laughs


musicmann - 9/1/2010 at 02:20 AM

The above poster considers himself well read, but he needs his mommy to read to him.


oldcoot - 9/1/2010 at 01:45 PM

The above poster was a stand in for "Mommy Dearest" anytime an actor was hit with a hanger.


musicmann - 9/1/2010 at 01:59 PM

The above poster was a stand in for Pee Wee Herman


fanfrom-71 - 9/1/2010 at 03:44 PM

The poster above fell off the wagon,and into a ring of fire.


Sang - 9/2/2010 at 03:55 AM

The above poster still needs training wheels.


oldcoot - 9/2/2010 at 08:01 PM

The previous poster still plays with his Hot Wheels collection.


fanfrom-71 - 9/2/2010 at 08:55 PM

The preceding poster collects paper dresses.


musicmann - 9/2/2010 at 11:36 PM

The above poster secretly collects barbie dolls and dresses them in his room


fanfrom-71 - 9/3/2010 at 12:01 AM

The poster above has a closet full of little black dresses he only wears on Saturday night's.


musicmann - 9/3/2010 at 12:50 AM

The above poster had a little black book when he was younger but it had no entries


oldcoot - 9/3/2010 at 02:35 PM

The above poster has been arrested twice for breaking and entering.


fanfrom-71 - 9/3/2010 at 04:32 PM

The poster above is trying to break the record of the preceding poster for b&e's.


fanfrom-71 - 9/3/2010 at 04:46 PM

Achy Breaky Heart is the preceding poster's favorite song of all time.


michaelsio - 9/3/2010 at 05:37 PM

The above poster wants to party in the USA with the daughter of the singer of achy Breaky Heart


musicmann - 9/3/2010 at 09:15 PM

The above poster is ashamed that he is a fan of the Achy Breaky Hearts daughter Miley Cyrus


Sang - 9/3/2010 at 09:16 PM

Miley Cyrus has a restraining order against the above poster.


musicmann - 9/3/2010 at 10:04 PM

Pee Wee Herman has a restraining order against the above poster


michaelsio - 9/3/2010 at 11:15 PM

The way the above poster constantly brings up Pee-Wee Herman is creepy.


Sang - 9/4/2010 at 02:48 AM

The previous poster is creepy.............


fanfrom-71 - 9/4/2010 at 04:02 AM

The preceding poster was called a creep by all the girls in high school.


fanfrom-71 - 9/5/2010 at 01:50 AM

The poster above was once given a sentence of 7 years to life.


gotdrumz - 9/5/2010 at 11:49 AM

The previous poster took seven years to diagram a sentence.


fanfrom-71 - 9/5/2010 at 12:52 PM

The parents of the previous had to draw him a diagram of how to get home from high school.


fanfrom-71 - 9/5/2010 at 07:39 PM

One day, the poster above did not come home from high school after deciding to run away with the circus.


oldcoot - 9/5/2010 at 07:55 PM

The above poster was arrested for stealing the winnings of old ladies at Circus Circus.


fanfrom-71 - 9/5/2010 at 08:07 PM

The poster above wanted to steal the money of an old woman on a corner,but she talked him in to helping her across the street instead.


Slimzimm - 9/5/2010 at 08:07 PM

The previous poster inspired P.T. Barnum to coin the phrase " there's a sucker born every minute".


fanfrom-71 - 9/6/2010 at 03:39 PM

It has been said,the poster above is a sucker for a cute face.


musicmann - 9/6/2010 at 11:50 PM

The above poster thinks he has a cute face but his face can stop a clock.


Sang - 9/7/2010 at 12:37 AM

Like a broken clock, the above poster is right twice a day.


Libby - 9/7/2010 at 10:06 AM

So, is this the new digs?

COOT!!!! SANG!!!!!

I just thought I'd drop in and say hello, hello...

peace and love


Libby - 9/7/2010 at 10:07 AM

quote:
quote:
Sang was the first person from this site I met "in person."

He's a great guy, and a great friend. All of the ribbing we've given each other over the years has all been in good fun, as buddies will do.


And thank you for not posting your opinion of yourself. Most of us have to be at work Monday morning.






Randy? Really?? How many have you had tonight???


hehehe.... LEE!!


Libby - 9/7/2010 at 10:09 AM

Aha, the poster above me was Sang, so I gather I'm supposed to leave an opinion about Sang. OK, here goes...


EAS!!!!


fanfrom-71 - 9/7/2010 at 01:20 PM

The preceding poster speaks a language only 1 or 2 other people know.


oldcoot - 9/7/2010 at 01:42 PM

The above poster has been on only one date in his entire lifetime.


fanfrom-71 - 9/7/2010 at 02:06 PM

The above poster hopes to go on a date at least once in his lifetime.


oldcoot - 9/7/2010 at 02:17 PM

To make small talk at bars the above poster always says "Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the Egyptians were eating their dates."


fanfrom-71 - 9/7/2010 at 11:34 PM

No one will vouch for anything when it comes to the preceding poster.


oldcoot - 9/8/2010 at 03:28 PM

The previous poster has a voucher for a free frosty at Wendys.


fanfrom-71 - 9/8/2010 at 03:43 PM

The poster above always responds to chain mail.


oldcoot - 9/8/2010 at 11:54 PM

The above poster always responds to investment opportunity e mails from Nigeria.


fanfrom-71 - 9/9/2010 at 12:10 AM

The poster above thought he heard opportunity knocking,but it was only his e mail notification.


Sang - 9/9/2010 at 01:12 PM

The above poster has been banned from Blockbuster.


gotdrumz - 9/9/2010 at 01:45 PM

The previous poster tried to use his Blockbuster card at Hollywood video and then scratched his head when he received a bill from Netflix.


musicmann - 9/10/2010 at 01:06 AM

The above poster carries a card with pick up lines written on it in case he forgets


Sang - 9/10/2010 at 04:47 AM

The above poster just licks his forehead.


musicmann - 9/11/2010 at 05:19 PM

The above poster licks his lips after he picks his nose.


gotdrumz - 9/11/2010 at 11:34 PM

The previous poster loves to lick tramp stamps and is contemplating collecting them as a new hobby.


musicmann - 9/11/2010 at 11:56 PM

The above posters new hobby is learning all the lyrics to the Cowsills records.


fanfrom-71 - 9/12/2010 at 09:26 PM

When he was younger,the poster above had hair down to here and down to there.


musicmann - 9/13/2010 at 12:38 AM

The above poster, when he was younger, had a picture of Barbara Cowsill on his bedroom wall


Sang - 9/14/2010 at 01:36 PM

The above poster still does.


Sang - 9/16/2010 at 12:05 AM

That's how long it takes the above poster to come up with something.....and it wasn't even funny.


WharfRat - 9/16/2010 at 12:33 PM

The above poster is "funny".

Not that there is anything wrong with that


fanfrom-71 - 9/16/2010 at 01:13 PM

The poster above wishes people thought he was funny in one way or another.


lonomon - 9/16/2010 at 01:17 PM

The previous poster wishes he wasn't so funny looking


fanfrom-71 - 9/16/2010 at 05:33 PM

It's apparent the poster above has no mirrors in his house.


WharfRat - 9/16/2010 at 07:20 PM

The above posters face has been known to break mirrors


oldcoot - 9/16/2010 at 08:28 PM

The above poster thinks it's seven years good luck to break a mirror.


musicmann - 9/17/2010 at 01:02 AM

If it wasnt for bad luck, the previous poster would have no luck at all.


oldcoot - 9/17/2010 at 01:43 PM

The above poster was a minion of Lucky Luciano.


Sang - 9/17/2010 at 04:24 PM

The above poster played Mr. McFeely on Mr. Rogers.


Slimzimm - 9/17/2010 at 09:57 PM

The previous poster once passed out from inhaling his own gas.


michaelsio - 9/18/2010 at 04:00 PM

The above poster enjoys his own 'brand'.


gotdrumz - 9/19/2010 at 12:53 AM

The previous poster loves to show everybody the brand he has on his @$$ and they are really surprised he has a real live donkey.


musicmann - 9/19/2010 at 03:18 PM

The above poster only wears brand name underwear over his jeans


fanfrom-71 - 9/19/2010 at 05:39 PM

The poster above likes to tell his fellow employee's he doesn't wear underwear.


musicmann - 9/19/2010 at 11:06 PM

The above poster told me a secret that he wears his wifes underwear and she wears his


fanfrom-71 - 9/19/2010 at 11:27 PM

Now the poster above runs around and says to everyone,listen,do you want to know a secret?


musicmann - 9/20/2010 at 12:14 AM

When the above poster tries to tell his guy friends a secret, he blows into their ears


gotdrumz - 9/20/2010 at 02:09 PM

The previous poster put secret sauce on his secret decoder ring and got a job with the secret service.


musicmann - 9/20/2010 at 04:56 PM

The above poster just left his secret lover a secret message about a secret meeting place to get down to some secret business.


musicmann - 9/20/2010 at 09:19 PM

The previous poster used to have a secret until his entire town found out that he wears kilts so he can "feel free".


oldcoot - 9/21/2010 at 06:31 PM

The previous poster uses Secret under arm deodorant, Right Guard makes him break out.


Sang - 9/23/2010 at 01:09 AM

The above poster loves the freedom his Kotex maxipads with wings gives him.


DanB - 9/23/2010 at 01:20 AM

The above poster is happy that he finally got Danica Patrick's autograph.


Sang - 9/23/2010 at 01:48 AM

The above poster seems to be a pot.


Sang - 9/23/2010 at 02:48 AM

Only the above poster would know what that is.


gotdrumz - 9/24/2010 at 12:27 AM

the previous poster smokes pot with the chamber maid


fanfrom-71 - 9/24/2010 at 12:31 AM

The preceding poster prefers a large chamber when smoking his pipe.


gotdrumz - 9/24/2010 at 01:16 AM

the previous poster ALWAYS clears the chamber when hittin the bong


oldcoot - 9/27/2010 at 12:30 PM

The above poster ALWAYS clears the room when he farts.


musicmann - 9/28/2010 at 11:15 AM

The above poster knows first hand that if you fart in church, you sit in your own pew.


gotdrumz - 9/29/2010 at 02:21 AM

The above poster always says 'pew" when somebody farts


Sang - 9/29/2010 at 03:23 PM

The above poster always acts like it wasn't him.


gotdrumz - 9/30/2010 at 12:26 PM

If you point a finger, the above poster will bite it off.


musicmann - 9/30/2010 at 04:02 PM

The above poster likes to hold up his index, middle and ring fingers and say-read between the lines!


musicmann - 10/1/2010 at 12:02 PM

The above poster puts his fingers in his ears when he hears an Allman Brothers tune.


gotdrumz - 10/1/2010 at 01:13 PM

The previous poster syuck a finger in his hat and called it macaroni.


fanfrom-71 - 10/2/2010 at 01:04 AM

The friends of the poster above used to say he syucked,and he thought they meant he had a drooling problem.


musicmann - 10/2/2010 at 08:20 PM

The above poster orders his own items from his wifes Victoria's Secret catalog.


Sang - 10/4/2010 at 03:29 PM

The above poster finds their push-up bra slightly uncomfortable.


Sang - 10/4/2010 at 03:44 PM

The above poster doesn't understand that 'their' was easier to type than Victoria Secret's.


Sang - 10/4/2010 at 04:18 PM

The previous poster is an internet bully.


musicmann - 10/5/2010 at 11:59 AM

The above poster is addicted to red bull and vodka


Sang - 10/5/2010 at 12:01 PM

The previous poster is addicted to internet porn.


gotdrumz - 10/7/2010 at 11:19 PM

The previous poster is gonna have to face it, he's addicted to love.


Sang - 10/8/2010 at 03:39 PM

The above poster watches that Robert Palmer video 3 times a day.


musicmann - 10/10/2010 at 02:34 PM

The above poster takes his anti depressant medication three times a day


oldcoot - 10/13/2010 at 12:44 PM

The above poster takes his temperature rectally eight times a day.


Sang - 10/13/2010 at 11:05 PM

The above poster licks off the thermometer for him each time.


fanfrom-71 - 10/13/2010 at 11:13 PM

The poster above collects said thermometers.


Sang - 10/14/2010 at 12:00 PM

The poster above bid on them on ebay. He selected the 'buy now' option.


gotdrumz - 10/14/2010 at 06:14 PM

The preceding postor is sponsored by your local neighborhood proctologist.


Sang - 10/15/2010 at 10:02 PM

The previous poster needs to explain what a postor is..........


Slimzimm - 10/15/2010 at 10:18 PM

The previous poster needs to explain why he turned down the offer to be the 2010 Grand Marshall of the GAY parade.

not that there is anything wrong with that....

[Edited on 10/15/2010 by Slimzimm]


Sang - 10/15/2010 at 10:21 PM

Because he knew how much it meant to the above poster to be the Grand Marshall.


Slimzimm - 10/15/2010 at 10:43 PM

And also....the previous poster really wanted to be seated next to the Grand Marshall as his Queen of the GAY parade.


fanfrom-71 - 10/15/2010 at 11:43 PM

The poster above likes to scream the word Gay.


chucklehead - 10/16/2010 at 02:13 AM

I wish i knew the poster above so i could say something witty but i don't so i'll step out now.


musicmann - 10/16/2010 at 11:56 AM

The above poster likes to step out at night wearing his underwear over his jeans


chucklehead - 10/16/2010 at 05:16 PM

The above poster needs to stop hiding in the bushes and spying on people.


musicmann - 10/16/2010 at 09:20 PM

The above poster needs to familiarize himself with the format of the thread before he comments on the thread.


gotdrumz - 10/18/2010 at 11:50 AM

The previous poster hangs by a thread


lonomon - 10/18/2010 at 11:56 AM

The previous poster lets it all hang out


musicmann - 10/18/2010 at 11:56 AM

The previous poster hangs his hopes for the new job on his fashionable baldness


gotdrumz - 10/18/2010 at 01:38 PM

The previous poster has a "ban bald beavers" sticker on his bumper


musicmann - 10/18/2010 at 03:53 PM

The above poster has been unable to become friendly with the beavers in his area.


fanfrom-71 - 10/19/2010 at 11:53 AM

The only thing the poster above knows about a beaver is Jerry Mathers played a character by that name on tv.


gotdrumz - 10/19/2010 at 02:10 PM

The previous poster has no problems whatsoever finding a taxidermist to stuff the trophies from his beaver hunts.


oldcoot - 10/19/2010 at 05:27 PM

As a young boy the preceding poster was raised by a family of beavers.


gotdrumz - 10/20/2010 at 05:07 PM

The previous poster had a cameo appearance in the late 60's cult classic...The Mighty Munching Beaver Eaters.


Sang - 10/20/2010 at 08:51 PM

The above poster was arrested for trying to take a Beaver Cleaver on a plane.


musicmann - 10/21/2010 at 06:20 AM

The above poster has a crush on Mrs. Cleaver and the Beaver.


gotdrumz - 10/21/2010 at 05:08 PM

The previous poster had a tshirt that read...."Ward...don't ya think you were a lil hard on the beaver last night" on the front and "Nice cleavage Mrs. Beaver" on the back.


musicmann - 10/22/2010 at 05:27 AM

The above poster is seeking therapy for his obsession with beavers


gotdrumz - 10/22/2010 at 07:08 AM

The previous poster has an obsession for his therapists beaver and just purchased the Primus song, "Winnona's Big Brown Beaver" on Itunes.


Slimzimm - 10/23/2010 at 07:00 AM

The previous poster's therapist is a beaver.


gotdrumz - 10/23/2010 at 10:16 PM

The previous poster shows pictures of his beaver to anybody who wants to see.


musicmann - 10/24/2010 at 01:11 AM

The above poster keeps pictures of his beavers in his car.


gotdrumz - 10/24/2010 at 05:23 PM

The previous poster's beaver has a picture of his car in his billfold


musicmann - 10/24/2010 at 11:18 PM

The previous poster snacks on beavers while at work


Sang - 10/25/2010 at 09:59 PM

The above poster refuses to say 'Who's there?' when confronted with a knock-knock joke.


musicmann - 10/26/2010 at 03:48 AM

The above poster refuses to say "trick or treat" when he goes door to door on Halloween and just stands there in his dancing banana costume


gotdrumz - 10/26/2010 at 09:13 AM

Ever since the previous poster got fired from his last job as a chimney swep, he has worked seasonal as Santa Claus in front of the Macy's store at the regional shopping mall.


musicmann - 10/27/2010 at 04:44 PM

The above postert every Christmas stands in front of Macys as a bellringer


gotdrumz - 10/27/2010 at 05:48 PM

Every New Years Day, the previous poster sits in front of the liquor store with a 40 of malt and shakes two cans....one says, "Pennies for for pot" and the other says, "dimes for dope".


musicmann - 10/27/2010 at 05:53 PM

Every afternoon, the above poster sits on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent


gotdrumz - 10/28/2010 at 05:56 PM

The previous poster cruises all the local Starbucks blasting "My Sherona".


musicmann - 10/30/2010 at 07:31 PM

The above poster cruises all the local gay bars dressed in his favorite leather outfit looking for action.


gotdrumz - 10/30/2010 at 09:07 PM

The previous poster must have forgotten that is where I met him at. The Tossed Salad Bar in The Tenderloin District.


musicmann - 10/30/2010 at 09:19 PM

The previous poster must have forgotten that while he was enjoying himself at the Tossed Salad Bar his wife was at the Hunk o Mania male strippers show down the road


musicmann - 10/31/2010 at 02:45 AM

The previous poster is dressing up for Halloween as the situation, complete with his hunky six pack abs.


Slimzimm - 11/1/2010 at 06:54 AM

The preceding poster is known as the "father" and inspiration of the Goth culture.


musicmann - 11/1/2010 at 08:39 PM

The preceeding poster has adopted the inspiration and culture of the Irish and has gone to wearing kilts in public. He is tempted to moon the newspaper delivery boy.


TopDroog - 11/4/2010 at 12:18 AM

The kilt of the above poster is "tilted."


musicmann - 11/6/2010 at 02:32 AM

The above poster usually feels titled after a few pops of Jamison


gotdrumz - 11/6/2010 at 02:37 AM

The previous poster does have Grey Poupon


musicmann - 11/7/2010 at 04:14 PM

The above poster does have a wispy grey balding hair style


gotdrumz - 11/7/2010 at 06:05 PM

The previous poster has no hair for his hairbrush


musicmann - 11/7/2010 at 07:21 PM

The above poster uses a hairbrush to tame his few strands of chest hair.

[Edited on 11/7/2010 by musicmann]


gotdrumz - 11/8/2010 at 05:36 PM

The previous posters woman has more hair on the chest than he does.


musicmann - 11/8/2010 at 05:46 PM

The previous posters woman has more hair on her back than he does


Sang - 11/8/2010 at 09:11 PM

I don't even want to know how the above poster knows that.


gotdrumz - 11/8/2010 at 10:30 PM

To be trendy....the previous poster shaved his wife's cat. In the alley of course.


musicmann - 11/9/2010 at 09:55 PM

The above poster was sneaking Sally through the alley


gotdrumz - 11/10/2010 at 02:17 PM

The previous poster drove his Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.


musicmann - 11/11/2010 at 10:05 PM

The previous poster has said that when the levee breaks he will have no place to stay


gotdrumz - 11/14/2010 at 03:12 PM

Thepreviouis poster gets a thumbs up for not clowning me for my miss-spelling of the word levee.


musicmann - 11/14/2010 at 05:21 PM

The above poster ran down to the levee but the devil caught him there


gotdrumz - 11/15/2010 at 05:47 PM

The previous poste once prospected for the devil's deciples but got rejected cause he rode a honda.


Sang - 11/16/2010 at 02:24 PM

The above poster was rejected for riding a schwinn.


musicmann - 11/16/2010 at 05:44 PM

The above poster enjoyed riding his schwinn bike with the white banana seat. He also pinned trading cards to the spokes


gotdrumz - 11/17/2010 at 02:40 PM

The previous poster still has a sissy bar and training wheels on his Huffy.


Sang - 11/17/2010 at 02:48 PM

The previous poster has tricked out his trike.


leftyblues - 11/18/2010 at 02:11 PM

the previous poster should be on a poster...in the post office


gotdrumz - 11/18/2010 at 03:35 PM

The previous poster should know that I am a few states closer to being able to catch one of his shows than I was before.


Sang - 11/18/2010 at 06:44 PM

The previous poster should have stayed where he was.


gotdrumz - 11/19/2010 at 02:04 AM

The previous poster should know that the only good thing about california anymore is Tesla


WharfRat - 11/20/2010 at 02:24 AM

The above poster speaks the truth!


Sang - 11/20/2010 at 05:46 PM

The above poster spends all day watching Truth or Consequences reruns.


musicmann - 11/20/2010 at 07:48 PM

The above poster spends all day watching I Dream of Jeanie reruns


gotdrumz - 11/20/2010 at 09:41 PM

The previous poster watches ice melt, why ?


musicmann - 11/21/2010 at 02:43 AM

The previous poster watches paint dry-why?


gotdrumz - 11/21/2010 at 03:47 AM

The previous poster painted his wagon


musicmann - 11/21/2010 at 03:52 AM

The previous poster recently fell off the wagon


gotdrumz - 11/21/2010 at 04:36 AM

The previous poster is into weenie waggin'.


musicmann - 11/21/2010 at 01:18 PM

The above poster is always the tail wagging the dog


TerriB - 11/22/2010 at 05:35 PM

The above poster is a Tail Dragger


Sang - 11/22/2010 at 06:56 PM

The above poster makes salsa to sit in.


gotdrumz - 11/23/2010 at 01:26 AM

The previous poster originaly told Potsie to "sit on it"


spacemonkey - 11/23/2010 at 03:40 AM

the above poster is correctamundo!


musicmann - 11/23/2010 at 01:59 PM

The above poster is politically correct


Sang - 11/29/2010 at 05:48 AM

The above poster has the apolitical blues.


gotdrumz - 11/29/2010 at 06:30 PM

When the previos poster had the blues, he ate some reds. a long time ago... in a galaxy far far away.


musicmann - 12/2/2010 at 02:15 PM

The above poster has been asked to play his drums far far away from eveyone else.


gotdrumz - 12/4/2010 at 08:34 PM

The previous poster should know that I really don't play drums at all, I just play a drummer on TV.


musicmann - 12/5/2010 at 02:17 PM

The above poster thinks he's a player but his wife is on to him


lonomon - 12/9/2010 at 07:00 PM

The previous poster was flagged for thinking


gotdrumz - 12/10/2010 at 02:54 AM

The previous poster smoked a bomber while listening to "wave that flag" in the mid 70's


Sang - 12/10/2010 at 05:16 AM

The previous poster knows the Bomber did The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get


Canadianabb50 - 12/10/2010 at 05:24 AM

Does anyone know the name of the bar in NYC that hosts the best ABB pre-concert party when the ABB play the Beacon?? Heading there for thr March 11th show and cannot recall the name of the place??


musicmann - 12/11/2010 at 05:19 PM

The above poster is lost and cannot find his way home


Sang - 12/13/2010 at 01:07 AM

The above poster musta got lost somewhere down the line.


gotdrumz - 12/13/2010 at 01:55 AM

The previous poster lined up on the wrong side of the ball.


musicmann - 12/13/2010 at 01:53 PM

The above poster has always been on the wrong side of the law


fanfrom-71 - 12/13/2010 at 01:58 PM

This poster hasn't had an opinion about the above poster for awhile.


musicmann - 12/13/2010 at 06:46 PM

The above poster never keeps his opinions to himself


fanfrom-71 - 12/14/2010 at 03:11 AM

The above poster doesn't care about the opinions of others, when it comes to their opinion of him.


Sang - 12/17/2010 at 02:41 PM

The above poster just realized that Christmas is next week.


musicmann - 12/17/2010 at 08:28 PM

The above poster is trying to forget that his birthday is on Christmas day


Sang - 12/18/2010 at 11:48 PM

The above poster usually forgets to zip up his pants.


musicmann - 12/19/2010 at 09:06 PM

The above poster forgets to zip his lip when he encounters the police


Sang - 12/21/2010 at 03:41 AM

The above poster has only been tasered 3 times.


gotdrumz - 12/21/2010 at 10:54 PM

The previous poster does "something" at least 3 times a day.


musicmann - 12/23/2010 at 02:05 AM

The previous poster goes to MacDonalds three times a day


Sang - 12/23/2010 at 04:43 AM

The above poster has stockpiled McRibs.


spacemonkey - 12/23/2010 at 04:22 PM

THE ABOVE POSTER IS NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!


Sang - 12/23/2010 at 08:40 PM

The above poster should not be hacking into my webcam.


gotdrumz - 12/24/2010 at 01:47 AM

The previous posters favorite book is "Charlotes Web-Cam"


musicmann - 12/24/2010 at 06:38 PM

The previous poster has been accused of placing his webcam in the womens bathroom at Dennys.


Sang - 12/27/2010 at 02:26 AM

The previous poster has been accused of placing his webcam in the mens bathroom at Dennys.


musicmann - 12/27/2010 at 04:40 PM

The previous poster takes his wife to Dennys for his version of a romantic meal


gotdrumz - 12/29/2010 at 12:33 AM

The previous poster took his wife to Dennys, so Denny could eat a romantic meal.


musicmann - 12/29/2010 at 01:58 PM

The previous posters idea of a romantice meal is he and his wife in front of the tv eating KFC hot wings


Sang - 12/29/2010 at 06:21 PM

The above poster prefers his extra crispy.


gotdrumz - 12/29/2010 at 07:24 PM

The previous poster likes exrtra-spicy chicken-butt.


Sang - 12/29/2010 at 09:42 PM

Extra spicy chicken butt is the above poster's stage name.


musicmann - 12/30/2010 at 01:49 AM

The above poster is the butt of everyones jokes


gotdrumz - 12/30/2010 at 04:19 AM

The previous poster quit smoking but still puts Camel butts in his mouth.


musicmann - 12/30/2010 at 10:02 PM

The above poster picks up discarded cigarrette butts from the sidewalk and smokes them


gotdrumz - 12/31/2010 at 03:39 PM

The previous poster picks up bad habits from chicks on the sidewalks.


musicmann - 12/31/2010 at 07:26 PM

The above poster picks up chicks from the nursing home-he particularly likes the teethless ones


Sang - 1/2/2011 at 03:58 AM

The above poster last picked up a chick during the Carter administration.


musicmann - 1/2/2011 at 09:51 PM

The above poster tried to pick up a chick last night and pulled out his back


gotdrumz - 1/4/2011 at 05:13 AM

The above poster did something nasty with a chick-o-stick.


spacemonkey - 1/4/2011 at 05:21 AM

the previous poster is banging his head


gotdrumz - 1/4/2011 at 06:09 AM

The previous poster is down....down with pants.


musicmann - 1/5/2011 at 12:31 AM

The previous poster always wears his pants too tight so he can try to show off his bulge


Sang - 1/5/2011 at 02:05 PM

The previous poster wishes he had a bulge.


gotdrumz - 1/6/2011 at 04:27 AM

The previous poster used a coupon...buy one bulge and get another package of equal or comparable size for free.


musicmann - 1/6/2011 at 02:08 PM

The previous poster tried to use an expired coupon at the grocery store and was embarrased by the clerk


gotdrumz - 1/6/2011 at 03:24 PM

The above poster once pulled up beside a Rolls Royce and asked the occupant if they had any Grey Coupon ?


musicmann - 1/6/2011 at 05:55 PM

The above poster once asked his family while sitting at breakfast to please pass the jelly


Sang - 1/7/2011 at 03:35 AM

The above poster has a problem with excessive gas passing.


Slimzimm - 1/7/2011 at 04:48 AM

The previous poster can count out loud to 17 in one belch.


Sang - 1/7/2011 at 05:24 AM

The above poster has been known to belch the alphabet at parties.


musicmann - 1/7/2011 at 01:35 PM

The above poster practices the alphabet backwards so he can recite it when he is pulled over for suspicion of dwi


spacemonkey - 1/8/2011 at 12:01 AM

when pulled over the above poster said

"Honest Officer no one was driving. We were all in the back singing"


Slimzimm - 1/8/2011 at 02:52 AM

The previous poster has mastered Tuvan Throat singing and combined it with RAP to come up with THRAP..


gotdrumz - 1/8/2011 at 04:41 AM

The previous poster owns a thighmaster but has no ideal how to use it.


spacemonkey - 1/8/2011 at 04:58 AM

the above poster taped the Suzanne Sommers thigh master commercial and watched it repeatedly.


musicmann - 1/8/2011 at 06:04 PM

The previous poster has a suzanne sommers poster in his bedroom and gazes at it repeatedly


Sang - 1/12/2011 at 02:47 PM

Could the poster above the previous poster send me a copy of that poster?


gotdrumz - 1/12/2011 at 03:03 PM

The above poster is the poster child for the bailando tres platanos society


musicmann - 1/12/2011 at 03:46 PM

The above poster is the poster child for the biggest loser TV show.


gotdrumz - 1/12/2011 at 04:00 PM

The previous poster is poster child for The National Association Of Unemployed Comics...aka people who "think" they are funny.


musicmann - 1/13/2011 at 02:30 AM

The above poster thinks that Vanilla Ice is his favorite rapper


Sang - 1/13/2011 at 10:52 PM

The above poster listens to only rap.


gotdrumz - 1/14/2011 at 02:44 PM

The previous poster always eats his vegetables....


Sang - 1/14/2011 at 04:22 PM

The above poster is still Sweating to the Oldies.


gotdrumz - 1/15/2011 at 04:37 PM

The previous poster's favorite halloween costume....



and what the wife and him wore to the company party and won first prize....


musicmann - 1/16/2011 at 06:30 PM

The above poster is obsessed with halloween and plans his costume well in advance of the holiday because he looks better with a mask on


gotdrumz - 1/17/2011 at 12:24 AM

The previous poster didn't get a christmas card from me. I suppose ? Here is the photo I enclosed....


musicmann - 1/18/2011 at 07:57 PM

The previous poster never mailed his christmas cards because he didnt like the photo of himself


Sang - 1/19/2011 at 04:28 AM

The above poster was arrested for sexting pictures of himself - to himself.


spacemonkey - 1/19/2011 at 07:40 PM

the above poster is groovy


gotdrumz - 1/20/2011 at 04:36 AM

The previous poster is all kinds of groovy....




Sang - 1/27/2011 at 02:09 PM

The above poster was a groupie of the Partridge Family.


gotdrumz - 1/28/2011 at 02:57 PM

The previous poster was a roadie for...


Sang - 1/29/2011 at 04:23 AM

The above poster played drums for Wham!


gotdrumz - 1/29/2011 at 03:12 PM

The previous poster had a t-shirt in the 70's...


Sang - 1/31/2011 at 12:17 AM

The above poster can no longer fit in his shirts from the 70's.......


gotdrumz - 1/31/2011 at 02:57 PM

The previous poster was the greater Chicago area's Disco King in the 70's


spacemonkey - 2/4/2011 at 04:50 PM

the previous poster still owns his Disco leisure suit.


Sang - 2/5/2011 at 04:58 AM

The above poster has the 180 gram vinyl of the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.


musicmann - 2/6/2011 at 11:09 PM

The previous poster when he was a child had a fever and his hands felt like two baloons


Sang - 2/7/2011 at 03:25 AM

The above poster still dances like a little girl when he hears 99 luft balloons


DanB - 2/9/2011 at 04:11 AM

I call bull **** that the above poster ever had an opinion


Sang - 2/9/2011 at 03:21 PM

When you look up bull **** in the dictionary there is a picture of the above poster.


spacemonkey - 2/11/2011 at 06:48 AM

when you look up "groovy" there is a picture of the previous poster


spacemonkey - 2/11/2011 at 06:48 AM

the previous poster

musta been high


Sang - 2/11/2011 at 05:51 PM

So what is the previous poster's point?


gotdrumz - 2/17/2011 at 12:48 AM

The previous poster spent lots of quality time in grade school sitting in the corner with a pointed hat on his head, emblazed with some five letter "D" word.


Sang - 2/17/2011 at 12:53 AM

The above poster seems to have forgotten how to spell or say that 5-letter word.


fanfrom-71 - 2/17/2011 at 12:59 AM

The poster above put a spell on his high school girlfriend so she would date him..


Sang - 2/17/2011 at 03:27 PM

The above poster used the date-rape drug instead.


gotdrumz - 2/19/2011 at 03:38 PM

The previous poster used duct tape and a condom.


musicmann - 2/19/2011 at 05:49 PM

The above poster uses a rubber glove as a condom


gotdrumz - 2/20/2011 at 03:24 AM

The previous poster uses condoms to make water balloons.


Sang - 2/24/2011 at 05:50 PM

The above poster throws balloons filled with paint at passing cars.


gotdrumz - 2/24/2011 at 09:26 PM

The previous poster rides a painted pony and let's the spinning wheel spin.


Sang - 2/28/2011 at 02:18 PM

It took the above poster a lot of blood, sweat and tears to come up with that one.


gotdrumz - 3/2/2011 at 02:30 AM

The previous poster was James Bond's stunt double in the film "Godfinger"


gotdrumz - 3/6/2011 at 08:53 PM

The above poster likes to mispell words alot!


musicmann - 3/6/2011 at 08:58 PM

The above poster tells all the girls at the bars that "I'm gonna put a spell on you"


Sang - 3/8/2011 at 04:20 AM

There are no girls at the bars the above poster hangs out at.


Slimzimm - 3/8/2011 at 04:28 AM

The previous poster hangs out at bars with the poster before him.


Sang - 3/8/2011 at 02:04 PM

We usually run into the above poster there.


gotdrumz - 3/8/2011 at 07:57 PM

The previous poster holds all bars in high esteem.


spacemonkey - 3/9/2011 at 04:41 PM

the previous poster thinks you have to pass the Bar examination to get another drink.


gotdrumz - 3/9/2011 at 10:57 PM

The previous poster "volunteers" for ceratian medical exams.


Sang - 3/11/2011 at 08:09 PM

The above poster needs to explain what a ceratian medical exam is. I hope it is not performed by a proctologist.


gotdrumz - 3/12/2011 at 02:50 PM

The above poster needs to enter me in a spelling bee.


Sang - 3/13/2011 at 09:09 PM

The above poster is still in love with Aunt Bea.


musicmann - 3/19/2011 at 03:53 PM

The above poster is more in love with Barney Fife than Aunt Bea


Sang - 3/19/2011 at 04:58 PM

It took the above poster 6 days to come up with that gem.


musicmann - 3/19/2011 at 08:06 PM

It took the above poster 6 days to move from the couch.


Sang - 3/19/2011 at 10:20 PM

The above poster is known as 'Couch Potato' to his friends.


musicmann - 3/20/2011 at 09:28 PM

The above poster thinks potato chips are a major explanation for his marvelous physique


Sang - 3/24/2011 at 03:53 AM

The above poster has never been able to eat just one potato chip.


musicmann - 3/25/2011 at 05:47 PM

The above poster is a chip off the old block


gotdrumz - 3/25/2011 at 11:53 PM

The previous poster was told Rory has a new cd out, so he went out and purchased Rory Block.


Slimzimm - 3/26/2011 at 12:08 AM

The previous poster is the fan club president for Rory Calhoun.


musicmann - 3/26/2011 at 01:07 AM

The above poster is the fan club president for peewee herman


Sang - 3/26/2011 at 05:54 AM

The above poster is the club secretary.


musicmann - 3/26/2011 at 01:18 PM

The above poster is the president of the he mans women haters club


Sang - 3/28/2011 at 03:45 AM

The above poster has never tasted club soda..... straight.


musicmann - 3/29/2011 at 08:36 PM

The above poster goes from club to club dressed in his cowboy boots and flowered shirt looking to line dance


Sang - 3/29/2011 at 08:47 PM

The above poster still has his leisure suits in the hope that Disco makes a comeback.


gotdrumz - 3/29/2011 at 10:16 PM

The previous poster has a banana suit that he likes to go dancing in.


Sang - 3/30/2011 at 01:13 PM

The above poster still wears his zoot suit when he goes out.


musicmann - 3/30/2011 at 08:26 PM

The above poster cannot fit into his zoot suit


Sang - 3/31/2011 at 03:43 AM

The above posters zoot suit still has it's allure.


musicmann - 4/2/2011 at 03:37 PM

The above poster is unsuited to wear his extensive collection of Richard Simmons outfits


Sang - 4/3/2011 at 08:06 PM

The above poster wears his to the gym.


gotdrumz - 4/3/2011 at 11:06 PM

The previous poster has a Jim Stafford tour shirt.


Sang - 4/3/2011 at 11:44 PM

The above poster is psychic - I have seen him a couple of times - no tour shirt though.


musicmann - 4/4/2011 at 12:22 AM

The above poster has a collection of the Monkees tour shirts-all medium in size


gotdrumz - 4/4/2011 at 03:26 AM

The previous poster "spanks" his Monkee tour shirts


spacemonkey - 4/5/2011 at 04:29 PM

The previous poster has soiled all his monkee t-shirts!


gotdrumz - 4/6/2011 at 01:55 PM



[Edited on 4/8/2011 by gotdrumz]


gotdrumz - 4/8/2011 at 04:35 PM

The above poster edited his post cause of poor taste in it's content.


musicmann - 4/10/2011 at 01:03 AM

The above posters impersonation of Iggy Pop is in poor taste


gotdrumz - 4/10/2011 at 07:56 PM

The above poster drinks soda pop and eats pop rocks while listening to Iggy Pop.


musicmann - 4/11/2011 at 05:15 PM

The above poster really thinks Justin Beiber rocks.


gotdrumz - 4/11/2011 at 10:31 PM

The sad thing about the above poster is that he knows who Justin Beiber is ?


Sang - 4/12/2011 at 03:39 AM

The above poster is more into Glee.


gotdrumz - 4/12/2011 at 02:22 PM

The above poster is known to put on leathers and frequent glee clubs.


spacemonkey - 4/14/2011 at 09:36 PM

The above poster played drums for his high school glee club!


musicmann - 4/15/2011 at 01:36 AM

The above poster still thumbs through his high school yearbook wishing he was more popular


gotdrumz - 4/15/2011 at 05:02 PM

The previous poster was a letterman for his high school cross-dressing team.


musicmann - 4/15/2011 at 05:55 PM

The above poster wears dresses while drumming


spacemonkey - 4/17/2011 at 10:17 PM

The above poster wears dresses every day.


gotdrumz - 4/18/2011 at 04:00 AM

The previous poster wears a monkey suit when in space.


spacemonkey - 4/18/2011 at 04:31 AM

the previous poster has spaced out!


Sang - 4/21/2011 at 12:19 AM

The above poster turned out, tuned in, and dropped out.


musicmann - 4/22/2011 at 04:00 PM

The above poster just checked in to see what condition his condition was in


gotdrumz - 4/23/2011 at 08:20 AM

The previous poster puts conditioner on his condition.


musicmann - 4/23/2011 at 09:18 PM

The previous poster has conditioned his condition so no one detects his condition.


gotdrumz - 4/24/2011 at 01:42 AM

Contrary to popular belief, the previous poster's conditioning is quite unconditional.


Sang - 4/24/2011 at 02:22 AM

The above poster is so lazy he uses combined soap/shampoo/conditioner.


musicmann - 4/24/2011 at 02:37 AM

The previous poster has conditioned his remakes to appear contoversial


Sang - 4/25/2011 at 01:21 PM

I believe the previous poster meant "remarks" instead of "remakes", but you never know.


gotdrumz - 4/26/2011 at 01:30 AM

The previous poster's "thing" for quotaion marks is right under the "thing" he has for dancing banana's.


WharfRat - 4/26/2011 at 01:32 AM

The above poster still has a "thing" for Kip Winger..


Slimzimm - 4/26/2011 at 01:35 AM

The previous poster claims to have seen Elvis...alive.


gotdrumz - 4/27/2011 at 02:05 AM

The previous poster's grandma was a roadie for ELVIS !


musicmann - 4/29/2011 at 01:44 AM

The previous poster was concerned when Polk salad Annie lost her granny to the gator


spacemonkey - 4/29/2011 at 02:04 AM

the previous poster's granny was a gator


musicmann - 4/30/2011 at 01:30 PM

The previous posters granny has the skin tone of a gator


gotdrumz - 5/1/2011 at 04:06 AM

The previous poster wears granny panties.


musicmann - 5/2/2011 at 12:13 AM

The previous poster wears granny panties as a headband.


Sang - 5/2/2011 at 08:11 PM

The above poster still wears his 'Sweating to the Oldies' headband when he works out.


musicmann - 5/3/2011 at 07:12 PM

The above poster still wears his shorty shorts with a fair amount of cheek view when he works out.


Sang - 5/4/2011 at 02:43 PM

So that's why the above poster is always behind me when I am working out.


musicmann - 5/5/2011 at 11:09 PM

The above poster has been delusional and has thought people are watching him for a long time now


Sang - 5/6/2011 at 04:39 AM

The above poster should know that you’re not paranoid if they really are out to get you.


gotdrumz - 5/7/2011 at 02:57 PM

The previous poster sings "I Got You Babe" while in the shower.


musicmann - 5/7/2011 at 11:46 PM

The above poster constantly feels paranoia, like looking in my mirror and seeing a police car


Sang - 5/9/2011 at 04:30 PM

Sounds to me like it is the above poster who is paranoid.


gotdrumz - 5/10/2011 at 12:32 AM

The only "Paranoid" belonging to the above paoster is the album by Black Sabbath


musicmann - 5/15/2011 at 08:11 PM

The above poster made an album of Raffi tunes


Sang - 5/16/2011 at 01:59 AM

The above poster was first in line to get tickets for the New Kids on the Block/Backstreet Boys tour


musicmann - 5/16/2011 at 11:14 PM

The above poster has been known to chase the neighborhood boys around the block and has earned the nickname Aqualung


gotdrumz - 5/17/2011 at 12:45 PM

The previous poster has a thing for cross eyed mary


musicmann - 5/17/2011 at 01:46 PM

The above poster has been told he has locomotive breath


Sang - 5/19/2011 at 03:00 PM

The above poster has been seen wond'ring aloud...........


musicmann - 5/20/2011 at 01:10 AM

The above poster has been known to play with wind up toys


Sang - 5/20/2011 at 05:51 PM

The above poster thinks he is Mother Goose.


musicmann - 5/22/2011 at 11:55 PM

The above poster thinks there is a goose that lays golden eggs.


Sang - 5/27/2011 at 03:10 AM

The above poster still thinks it's funny to 'goose' people.


musicmann - 5/27/2011 at 12:41 PM

The above poster wishes that Richard Simmons would goose him


Sang - 5/27/2011 at 01:30 PM

The above poster has a creepy obsession with Richard Simmons. Just sayin'.


musicmann - 5/27/2011 at 09:05 PM

The above poster does not think that Richard Simmons is creepy, but I do


Sang - 5/28/2011 at 04:14 PM

The above poster meant to say 'sexy', but changed it to 'creepy'.


musicmann - 5/28/2011 at 06:00 PM

The above poster tries to look sexy in his red speedos while relaxing at the beach


Sang - 5/30/2011 at 06:23 PM

The above poster puts on his speedo and prances around singing 'Do You Think I'm Sexy'


musicmann - 6/4/2011 at 07:36 PM

The above poster has been know to prance around the neighborhood proudly displaying his Justin Beiber world Tour t shirt


Sang - 6/4/2011 at 09:28 PM

The above poster is wondering what to do with his Hannah Montana collection.


gotdrumz - 6/5/2011 at 07:17 PM

The previous poster has a "sacred corner" in his coset....It has three shirts set off to the side wrapped in plastic....A 74' Partridge famiy tour shirt...A 75' Bay City Rolers tour shirt... and a 76' Starland Voca band tour shirt.


Sang - 6/6/2011 at 02:41 AM

The above poster still has his Village People action figures in their original packaging.


Slimzimm - 6/6/2011 at 03:10 AM

The previous has poster use to date the cop in the Village People. But was caught cheating with the the cowboy.


gotdrumz - 6/6/2011 at 01:05 PM

The previous poster was the real life inspiration for the movie "Brokeback Mountain"


Sang - 6/6/2011 at 01:17 PM

The above poster volunteered to take Roy's place in Siegfried and Roy after Roy was mauled by a tiger.


musicmann - 6/11/2011 at 09:38 PM

The above poster was seen mauling a snickers bar on the sofa last night.


Sang - 6/12/2011 at 11:59 PM

The above poster is addicted to fried snickers bars.


musicmann - 6/13/2011 at 10:45 PM

All of the gym club members snicker when the above poster begins working out in his t-shirt and red speedos with the superman logo on the front


Sang - 6/14/2011 at 04:17 AM

The people where the above poster works are tired of him coming in everyday with a cape on and saying 'Here I am to save the day'.


spacemonkey - 6/19/2011 at 11:57 AM

The previous poster is the inspiration for "Powered Toast Man"


Sang - 6/20/2011 at 02:26 PM

The above poster posted that picture because he like sparkles.


musicmann - 6/28/2011 at 02:32 PM

The above poster puts sparkles on his eyebrows when he goes to the local bar


Sang - 6/28/2011 at 05:07 PM

The above poster wears a ton of glitter, and leaves a little everywhere he goes.


musicmann - 6/30/2011 at 04:57 PM

The above poster leaves a little bit of his overapplied cologne everywhere he goes-in fact they smelll him coming before he gets there.


Sang - 7/2/2011 at 06:41 PM

The above poster has taken wearing patchouli to a higher level.


spacemonkey - 7/3/2011 at 03:02 AM

the previous poster has patchouli scented pillows in his hippie van.


Sang - 7/3/2011 at 03:41 AM

The above poster still has psychedelic prints on his pillow cases.


musicmann - 7/3/2011 at 04:36 PM

The above poster puts pillow cases over his head to try and scare his wife


gotdrumz - 7/4/2011 at 01:53 AM

The previous poster scares his wife, she puts a pillow case over his face before making love.


musicmann - 7/4/2011 at 02:06 AM

The previous poster is still scared of the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz movie.


Sang - 7/6/2011 at 01:16 PM

When the above poster watches the Wizard of Oz per tradition he puts on his own ruby red shoes.


spacemonkey - 7/7/2011 at 08:58 PM

the above poster wears his ruby red shoes to ruby tuesdays


Sang - 7/8/2011 at 01:28 PM

The above poster never goes to Ruby Tuesday's without his tinfoil hat.


gotdrumz - 7/9/2011 at 03:01 AM

The previous poster has matching tinfoil brazier and crotchless panties


spacemonkey - 7/10/2011 at 03:52 AM

that's true Sang, because I never go to Ruby Tuesdays!

their chicken salad is breaded and I can't eat that.




The previous poster made his drums out of tin foil!


musicmann - 7/12/2011 at 01:10 AM

The above poster identifies with the tin man on the Wizard of Oz-he's got no heart.


Sang - 7/13/2011 at 02:09 PM

The above poster still gets choked up listening to Tin Man from America.


musicmann - 7/13/2011 at 11:52 PM

The above poster still gets choked up listening to Honey by Bobby Goldsboro


gotdrumz - 7/14/2011 at 12:40 PM

The previous poster rubs honey all over himself when he liistens to "ode to Billly Joe" by Bobby Gentry


Sang - 7/14/2011 at 01:20 PM

The above poster takes an annual trip to Tallahatchie Bridge.


musicmann - 7/15/2011 at 12:05 AM

The above poster runs around town mumbling: wheres that confounded bridge?


Sang - 7/15/2011 at 02:56 AM

The above poster keeps asking James Brown to take him to the bridge.


spacemonkey - 7/16/2011 at 08:55 PM

The above poster asked Al Green to take him to the river.


gotdrumz - 7/18/2011 at 12:35 AM

The previous poster is always smoking green at the river.....at the lake....ect ect


Sang - 7/18/2011 at 11:59 AM

The above poster lives in a van down by the river.


musicmann - 7/18/2011 at 12:36 PM

Down by the river, the above poster sleeps under a carboard box


Sang - 7/19/2011 at 03:04 PM

The previous poster needs to explain what a carboard box is.


musicmann - 7/19/2011 at 11:49 PM

The above poster surely knows what a cardboard box is


Sang - 7/20/2011 at 01:37 AM

Yes, the poster above the previous poster knows what a cardboard box is........ it's where the previous poster keeps his Barry Manilow cd collection.


gotdrumz - 7/20/2011 at 03:42 AM

The previous poster is known by "Randy" at the gay bars.....The real inspiration for the song "Mandy" by Barry Manilow.


spacemonkey - 7/20/2011 at 04:59 AM

The previous poster heading to the Copa...


Sang - 7/20/2011 at 04:33 PM

The above poster writes the songs that make the whole world sing.


gotdrumz - 7/23/2011 at 03:44 AM

The previous poster sings the songs.....in the shower


spacemonkey - 7/23/2011 at 04:26 AM

The previous poster needs a shower!


Sang - 7/25/2011 at 12:37 PM

The above poster needs cheese fries.


gotdrumz - 7/29/2011 at 09:26 PM

The previous poster has lots of Fumunda cheese


musicmann - 7/31/2011 at 04:24 PM

The above poster is a conosoeur of fumunda cheese


gotdrumz - 8/1/2011 at 02:12 AM

The previous poster has a bumper sticker that reads....."it ain't easy being cheesy"


musicmann - 8/1/2011 at 07:17 PM

The above poster has a bumper sticker that reads: "baby on board" but everyone knows he has no kids.


Sang - 8/3/2011 at 02:09 AM

The above poster's car is held together by bumper stickers - all from Wall Drug.


gotdrumz - 8/4/2011 at 11:48 AM

The previous poster has a dancing banana on his dashboard.


musicmann - 8/6/2011 at 06:31 PM

The above poster dances the cha cha at weddings


Sang - 8/7/2011 at 10:58 PM

The above poster only dances polkas when he is drunk at a wedding......


musicmann - 8/8/2011 at 01:21 AM

The above poster loves to dance the electric slide at weddings after he has downed six grey goose shots.


gotdrumz - 8/8/2011 at 11:52 AM

The previous poster "gooses" ladies with grey hair at weddings !


Sang - 8/8/2011 at 01:48 PM

The above poster always blames his "new shoes" whenever he farts.


musicmann - 8/9/2011 at 07:13 PM

The above poster rumages in the Good Will bin for his "new shoes".


Sang - 8/10/2011 at 01:40 PM

The above poster was never told that brown shoes don't make it.


musicmann - 8/10/2011 at 05:48 PM

The above poster is fascinated with the magical red shoes Dorothy wore in the Wizard of Oz


Sang - 8/10/2011 at 06:02 PM

Only the above poster would refer to shoes as being "magical".


musicmann - 8/10/2011 at 11:50 PM

The above poster had a magical night last night dressing up as Bette Midler


Sang - 8/11/2011 at 01:30 PM

The above poster has a weird obsession with female impersonators and show tunes.


musicmann - 8/11/2011 at 01:59 PM

The above poster has a weird obsession with bananas that dance.


gotdrumz - 8/12/2011 at 12:47 AM

The previous poster needs to buy the album "Obsession" by UFO


Sang - 8/12/2011 at 01:19 AM

The above poster lists his birthplace as Area 51.


gotdrumz - 8/19/2011 at 11:33 AM

The previous poster took his butt to Kmart for a return becuase it had a crack in it.


Sang - 8/19/2011 at 01:40 PM

The above poster just moved to Asscrack, Montana.


musicmann - 8/20/2011 at 12:45 AM

The above poster was moving to Montana soon, to be a dental floss tycoon


gotdrumz - 8/20/2011 at 12:51 PM

The previous poster dresses up like Frank Zappa every halloween.


musicmann - 8/20/2011 at 05:46 PM

The above poster does not need to dress up like Frank Zappa for Halloween, he looks like him every day.


Sang - 8/20/2011 at 06:06 PM

The above poster was once engaged to Moon Unit.


gotdrumz - 8/21/2011 at 11:24 PM

The previous poster always got in trouble for playiing with his Dweezil while growing up.


Sang - 8/21/2011 at 11:56 PM

The above poster still eats yellow snow.


musicmann - 8/22/2011 at 12:21 AM

The above posters favorite line is the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe


Sang - 8/22/2011 at 01:21 PM

The above posters favorite line is why does it hurt when I pee.


gotdrumz - 8/24/2011 at 01:03 AM

The previous poster was the captain on the ship that arrived too late to save a drowning witch.


Sang - 8/25/2011 at 03:06 AM

The previous poster wears a real poncho..I mean a mexican poncho....
Or is that a sears poncho?


gotdrumz - 8/25/2011 at 03:58 AM

The previous poster thinks Pancho and Lefty were democrats.


musicmann - 8/25/2011 at 03:58 PM

The above poster wants to know, who are you jiving with that cosmic debris?


gotdrumz - 8/26/2011 at 01:39 AM

The previous poster lives by the philosophy of....if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with B/S !


oldcoot - 8/26/2011 at 02:44 AM

The preceding poster wouldn't know sh!t from shine-ola!


musicmann - 8/26/2011 at 12:53 PM

The above poster always believed that the song Shine on You Crazy Diamond was about him.


Sang - 8/30/2011 at 07:22 PM

The above poster probably thought You're So Vain was about him.


piacere - 9/1/2011 at 04:47 PM

the above poster has exquisite taste in wimmens...


Sang - 9/1/2011 at 05:31 PM

This is the only time I will ever tell the above poster that I agree with him.


gotdrumz - 9/3/2011 at 12:50 PM

The previous poster has dancing bananas for various occasions and places.


musicmann - 9/4/2011 at 08:55 PM

The above poster loves dancing the electric slide at weddings


Sang - 9/4/2011 at 09:09 PM

The above poster requests "Celebrate" at every wedding reception.


musicmann - 9/5/2011 at 02:08 AM

The above poster yells "Freebird" at every wedding reception he attends.


gotdrumz - 9/5/2011 at 12:32 PM

The previous poster thinks catching the flowers is a wedding reception.


Sang - 9/7/2011 at 02:46 AM

The above poster practices line dancing daily so he can show off at wedding receptions.


musicmann - 9/7/2011 at 12:59 PM

The above poster loves to show off his Liberace wardrobe to anyone who comes to the house.


Sang - 9/7/2011 at 07:33 PM

The above poster continues his weird obsession with Liberace.


musicmann - 9/8/2011 at 12:52 AM

The above poster continues his weird obsession with dancing bananas


Sang - 9/9/2011 at 04:09 AM

The above poster wears Calvin Klein's Obsession perfume whenever he goes out.


musicmann - 9/9/2011 at 02:55 PM

Whenever the above poster goes out, he makes sure he wears his "I love Davey Jones" T-shirt.

[Edited on 9/9/2011 by musicmann]


Sang - 9/9/2011 at 06:40 PM

The above poster always thinks of Michael Nesmith when he sniffs white-out.


gotdrumz - 9/10/2011 at 01:54 PM

The previous poster thinks white out is to cover upthe skid marks on his tighty whiteys.


musicmann - 9/11/2011 at 05:36 PM

The above poster wears his tighty whiteys over his jeans for a shocking effect when he heads out to dunkin donuts


Sang - 9/12/2011 at 05:28 PM

The above poster has been banned from all Dunkin Donuts - for reasons that are too numerous to mention....


musicmann - 9/14/2011 at 01:38 PM

The above poster has been banned from mens public restrooms for reasons too obvious to mention.


Sang - 9/14/2011 at 01:54 PM

The above poster has a "funny" story about meeting George Michael in a public washroom.


musicmann - 9/14/2011 at 09:00 PM

The above poster is a foot tapping expert and practices his skills while frequenting the public washrooms.


Sang - 9/14/2011 at 09:10 PM

The above poster hangs out in airport bathrooms looking for congressmen.


musicmann - 9/15/2011 at 05:49 PM

The above poster hangs out in airports wearing a long orange outfit, shaves his head bald, playing the tambourine and asks for handouts and donations for his "church"


Sang - 9/16/2011 at 05:01 PM

The closest the above poster has been to a church is when he used a church key to open his beer.


musicmann - 9/17/2011 at 05:13 PM

The above poster still wears his beer pop top necklace.


Sang - 9/19/2011 at 02:15 AM

The above poster has trouble picking out the right puka shelll necklace from his collection.


gotdrumz - 9/21/2011 at 02:04 PM

The previous poster's mood rings have multipe personalities.


Sang - 9/22/2011 at 08:56 PM

The above poster puts on his leisure suit and dances to "Dancing Queen" to remember the good old days.


musicmann - 9/23/2011 at 02:48 AM

The above poster puts on his leisure suit drives his caddy and pretends he's Donny Brasco


Sang - 9/23/2011 at 03:36 AM

The above poster enters every party throwing off his leisure suit jacket just like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.


gotdrumz - 9/23/2011 at 08:36 PM

The previous poster just digs going from bitrhday suit to leisure suit to birthday suit.


Sang - 9/24/2011 at 03:41 PM

The above poster sold his entire disco collection on ebay for $0.99. It was not the investment he had hoped for.


musicmann - 9/24/2011 at 05:25 PM

The above poster sold his entire lot of I love Davey Jones t shirts at a tag sale and used the money to buy a 7-11 slurpie.


Sang - 9/24/2011 at 07:15 PM

The above poster will never part with his Peter Tork t-shirt.


gotdrumz - 9/24/2011 at 07:19 PM

The previous poster has a plaster cast of David Cassidy's dancing banana....


musicmann - 9/25/2011 at 02:26 AM

The above poster is usually plastered after 4pm on weekends.


Sang - 9/28/2011 at 02:10 AM

The above poster is plastered after noon on weekdays.


musicmann - 9/28/2011 at 01:46 PM

The above poster has those dancing bananas plastered all over town.


Sang - 9/30/2011 at 01:34 PM

The above poster can now rip up his Boston-Atlanta World Series tickets


gotdrumz - 10/1/2011 at 02:00 PM

The previous poster can sell tickets that say "FREE" carwash on them


Sang - 10/3/2011 at 02:04 PM

The previous poster is as free as a bird now and this bird you can not change.


musicmann - 10/3/2011 at 07:07 PM

The above poster was recently freed from the dog house.


Sang - 10/5/2011 at 01:05 AM

The above poster was recently arrested for continuing to scream 'Who let the dogs out' , even after being told to quit by the police.


musicmann - 10/5/2011 at 04:06 PM

The above poster was recently arrested for wearing his underwear over his jeans


Sang - 10/6/2011 at 03:56 AM

The above poster was arrested for wearing his pants on the ground.


gotdrumz - 10/8/2011 at 11:35 PM

The previous poster was arrested for wearing a sock over his "rooster" i


musicmann - 10/9/2011 at 11:31 PM

The above poster is the little red rooster too lazy to crow for days.


Sang - 10/11/2011 at 09:37 PM

The above poster taught chicken little to cry wolf.


musicmann - 10/12/2011 at 06:58 PM

The above poster identifies with Jack Nicholson in the Wolfman movie.


Sang - 10/13/2011 at 02:17 AM

The above poster identifies with Chaz Bono on Dancing With the Stars.


musicmann - 10/15/2011 at 05:36 PM

The above poster has been identified as the masked streaker in his neighborhood


Sang - 10/18/2011 at 03:09 AM

The above poster is still mad that nobody noticed he was streaking.


musicmann - 10/19/2011 at 05:32 PM

The above poster hoped nobody noticed his "I love George Michael" tshirt he wore at the ABB show at the Beacon earlier this year.


Sang - 10/19/2011 at 06:09 PM

The above poster wants everyone to see his 'I Love Barry Manilow' sequined t-shirt.


musicmann - 10/23/2011 at 11:41 PM

The above poster has dressed up as Barry Manilow for Halloween and he just loves wearing his white leisure suit and blonde wig


Sang - 10/25/2011 at 07:00 PM

The above poster was arrested on Halloween......he wasn't aware that Michael Jackson wore more than just the sequined glove.


gotdrumz - 10/28/2011 at 06:25 AM

the previous poster has matching gowling sgoes and baseball gloves


Sang - 10/29/2011 at 05:33 PM

Looks like the above poster needs a new keyboard.


gotdrumz - 10/30/2011 at 01:55 PM

The above poster forgets that I am a drummer


Sang - 10/30/2011 at 06:31 PM

The above poster just admitted to being from another planet.


gotdrumz - 10/31/2011 at 03:17 PM

The previous poster should realize that on that planet we double kick others when they are down.


Sang - 11/1/2011 at 02:56 AM

The previous poster should know that I would bet no drugs are needed on that planet.


gotdrumz - 11/1/2011 at 12:53 PM

The previous poster's dacing bananas are from my home planet.


Sang - 11/1/2011 at 02:13 PM

The previous poster should try putting down the drum sticks before typing.


gotdrumz - 11/5/2011 at 02:46 PM

The previous posters favorite drumstick is KFC and what the man on the ice cream truck slings,


Sang - 11/7/2011 at 04:34 AM

The previous poster will only eat the extra crispy, not the original recipe.


gotdrumz - 11/11/2011 at 12:21 PM

The previous poster has a reciipe for diisaster...he whips up on special occasions


Sang - 11/11/2011 at 05:22 PM

The above poster has been known to be flirting with disaster.


gotdrumz - 11/12/2011 at 07:58 PM

The previous poster CB haandle is Master of Disaster.


musicmann - 11/13/2011 at 06:54 PM

The previous poster is a jack of all trades and a master of none


gotdrumz - 11/15/2011 at 02:17 AM

The previous poster has an advanced degree in baiting hooks, which makes him a master....................


musicmann - 11/17/2011 at 12:48 AM

The above poster has a masters degree in advanced methodology of picking hookers.


gotdrumz - 11/17/2011 at 11:27 AM

The previous poster always finda a package beneath the skirts of hookers he picks up


musicmann - 11/17/2011 at 02:08 PM

The above poster always stuffs his jeans with paper to insure a noticable package


Sang - 11/17/2011 at 02:27 PM

The last package the above poster received was marked Return to Sender - address unknown.


gotdrumz - 11/18/2011 at 06:00 PM

The previous poster puts packing tape on his package and yanks.


Sang - 11/21/2011 at 02:42 PM

The above poster always wants to understand the rules - so he can find the easiest way around them.


gotdrumz - 11/21/2011 at 08:14 PM

The previous poster often forgets that things get lost in translation.


Sang - 11/22/2011 at 04:40 AM

Why would the previous poster bring up that horrible movie?


gotdrumz - 11/23/2011 at 03:25 AM

The previous poster brings up the rear.


Sang - 11/23/2011 at 04:23 AM

The above poster isn't the lead dog either.


gotdrumz - 11/23/2011 at 03:47 PM

The previous poster taught his old dog a new trick.


Sang - 11/23/2011 at 04:41 PM

The above poster should know that Trix are for kids.


spacemonkey - 11/23/2011 at 04:59 PM

the above poster is the Silly Rabbit


Sang - 11/23/2011 at 07:34 PM

The previous poster is a silly monkey.


musicmann - 11/24/2011 at 05:06 PM

The previous poster is a big fan of silly putty.


Sang - 11/24/2011 at 05:41 PM

The above poster still makes impressions of the comics in the paper with silly putty.


spacemonkey - 11/25/2011 at 08:06 PM

quote:
The previous poster is a silly monkey.


are too


gotdrumz - 11/25/2011 at 11:49 PM

The previous poster likes to quote the third poster before him.


musicmann - 11/26/2011 at 03:48 AM

The above poster likes to quote lines from The Godfather in his best gangster accent to impress his house guests


Sang - 11/27/2011 at 07:45 PM

The above poster is still eating leftover turkey.


musicmann - 11/27/2011 at 08:57 PM

The above poster looks like a leftover hippie from the 60s.


gotdrumz - 11/28/2011 at 01:53 PM

The previous poster played left out in high school football.


musicmann - 11/28/2011 at 02:45 PM

The previous poster was always asked to play far far away on his drums


Sang - 11/28/2011 at 04:14 PM

The above poster has to go over the river and through the woods to get to his grandma's house.


gotdrumz - 11/29/2011 at 12:22 AM

The previous poster came out of the closet at his grandma's house.


Sang - 11/29/2011 at 02:57 PM

The above poster saw grandma kissing Santa Claus....but not on the lips.


musicmann - 11/29/2011 at 10:09 PM

The above poster likes to dress up like Angus Young and wait on line for a chance to sit on Santa's lap.


Sang - 11/30/2011 at 02:25 PM

The above poster likes to dress up like Barry Manilow and wait in line for a chance to sit on Santa's lap.


spacemonkey - 11/30/2011 at 07:28 PM

the above poster dressed as a elf and sat on Barry Manilow's lap


gotdrumz - 11/30/2011 at 11:11 PM

The previous poster wants Santa to leave Opeth's new cd under the tree.


musicmann - 12/1/2011 at 02:40 PM

When the above poster was a child, he didnt want Santa to eat all his cookies.


spacemonkey - 12/1/2011 at 08:58 PM

the above poster blew his cookies on Santa's Lap


musicmann - 12/2/2011 at 04:00 PM

The above poster enjoys being spanked on Santa's lap


gotdrumz - 12/2/2011 at 11:16 PM

The above poster gives free lap dances after spankings.


Sang - 12/6/2011 at 02:36 PM

The above poster still gets up an dances when he hears a disco song.


musicmann - 12/8/2011 at 01:20 AM

The above poster has a death before disco t shirt.


Sang - 12/8/2011 at 03:16 PM

The above poster wears a shirt that says 'Beer - it's not just for breakfast anymore'.


musicmann - 12/10/2011 at 06:42 PM

The above poster has champagne tastes with a beer budget


spacemonkey - 12/12/2011 at 09:13 PM

the above poster drinks Lite Beer and thinks it tastes great.


Sang - 12/13/2011 at 08:13 PM

The above poster acts drunk after one O'Douls.


musicmann - 12/15/2011 at 01:58 AM

The above poster acts drunk at home so his mother in law goes home.


Sang - 12/15/2011 at 07:20 PM

The above poster flirts with his mother-in-law when he is drunk.


gotdrumz - 12/16/2011 at 03:10 AM

The previous poster's mother-in-law is his ex-wife.


musicmann - 12/17/2011 at 04:29 PM

The above posters ex-wife married Sang


spacemonkey - 12/18/2011 at 04:00 AM

quote:
The above poster acts drunk after one O'Douls.


nope can't have it , not gluten free.


the above poster is Sang's ex-wife


musicmann - 12/18/2011 at 09:43 PM

The above poster has glossed over the point of this thread after drinking gluten free scotch.


Sang - 12/19/2011 at 05:17 PM

The above poster wears super pink shiny lip gloss.


musicmann - 12/20/2011 at 02:23 AM

The above poster wears super pink shorty shorts when he go out to buy the newspaper.


Sang - 12/21/2011 at 04:12 AM

The above poster spends all day looking for large men wearing super pink shorty shorts.


gotdrumz - 12/21/2011 at 08:50 PM

The above poster was a go-go dancer back in the 60's


Sang - 12/22/2011 at 03:02 PM

The above poster still wears his white go-go boots.


gotdrumz - 12/22/2011 at 04:16 PM

The previous poster wears KISS boots, fishnet, and a Mr Zogs t shirt when he goes out dancing at the bars.


spacemonkey - 12/22/2011 at 04:26 PM

the above poster smells like a fishing net


gotdrumz - 12/22/2011 at 09:55 PM

The previous poster uses aqua-net....on his butt hair !


spacemonkey - 12/22/2011 at 10:44 PM

The previous poster was the inspiration for Beavis and Butt Head.


musicmann - 12/23/2011 at 02:06 AM

The previous poster was the inspiration for Sponge Bob Square pants


gotdrumz - 12/23/2011 at 03:13 PM

The previous posters favorite invention was "trap-door" overalls....for obvious reasons !


Sang - 12/26/2011 at 06:06 PM

The above poster got a pair of trap-door overalls for Christmas.


gotdrumz - 12/26/2011 at 09:04 PM

The previous poster modified his trap-door overalls to have acces in front and back for convenient easy acces scratching.


Sang - 12/26/2011 at 11:42 PM

The above poster has the same overalls - but they are brown in the back and yellow in the front.


gotdrumz - 12/27/2011 at 04:20 PM

The previous poster borrows same overalls and reverses them.....then goes to his creative art classes at night school and shares his use of color contrast in a natual setting.


Sang - 12/28/2011 at 02:18 PM

The above poster was rejected as a nude model for an art class.


gotdrumz - 12/31/2011 at 03:00 PM

The previous poster got kicked out of body painting class for using his finger instead of a brush.


Sang - 1/1/2012 at 05:33 AM

The above poster forgot to ring in the new year.


gotdrumz - 1/2/2012 at 02:51 PM

The previous poster has rings on his fingers and bells on his toes and wonders why some guy named Tony is looking for him ?


Sang - 1/3/2012 at 01:12 AM

The above poster wears a bell around his neck so people know he is near.


gotdrumz - 1/4/2012 at 06:13 PM

The previous poster hangs bells of various tones from the hair in his butt-crack. Then proceeds to play different show tunes as he walks down the street in a mini skirt.


Sang - 1/5/2012 at 07:19 PM

The above poster bought those bells on ebay and plays them all the time.


gotdrumz - 1/6/2012 at 05:03 PM

The previous poster is a really good sport. He sent me a leather mini with the bells I purchased on Ebay.


musicmann - 1/7/2012 at 03:06 AM

The above poster acted like a really good sport while his wife shaved his head bald.


spacemonkey - 1/7/2012 at 03:16 AM

The above poster acted like a really good sport while his wife shaved his behind bald.


Sang - 1/7/2012 at 05:49 PM

The above poster started the manscaping trend.


musicmann - 1/9/2012 at 07:51 PM

The above poster started the "I love Justin Beber" trend and is proud to be the founding member of the fan club in his town.


Sang - 1/10/2012 at 04:52 AM

The above poster only plays Justin Bieber music on his Ipod.


musicmann - 1/10/2012 at 04:04 PM

The above poster streams episodes of Full House on his iphone


Sang - 1/11/2012 at 01:40 AM

The above poster has a shrine to John Ritter in his bedroom.


gotdrumz - 1/11/2012 at 04:24 AM

The previous poster has Pee-Wee Herman underoos in his top dresser drawrer.


Sang - 1/12/2012 at 07:16 PM

The above poster goes to adult theaters with Pee Wee Herman.


gotdrumz - 1/13/2012 at 03:06 PM

The previous poster goes to adult theaters with Mrs Thumb and her four daughters


gotdrumz - 1/15/2012 at 04:50 AM

The above poster is much funnier in person


Sang - 1/16/2012 at 05:00 AM

The above poster looks like Rodney Dangerfield in person.


gotdrumz - 1/16/2012 at 05:23 AM

The previous poster looks like Sang in person, according to Chuck from Joisey.


Clance65 - 1/16/2012 at 07:49 AM

quote:
The previous poster looks like Sang in person, according to Chuck from Joisey.

This dude has an incredible music library,and I'm fascinated by his wide ranging taste in music.He's got me looking up music I've never heard!


Sang - 1/17/2012 at 02:57 AM

Why don't you 2 previous posters get a room.


gotdrumz - 1/17/2012 at 05:30 PM

quote:
Why don't you 2 previous posters get a room.
c

can we borrow your dancing banana's...they'll be returned unwashed of course


Sang - 1/18/2012 at 02:34 PM

The above poster needs to find his own dancing bananas.


gotdrumz - 1/18/2012 at 02:49 PM

The previous poster has pills for danving banana.


Sang - 1/18/2012 at 10:37 PM

The above poster needs to take a spelling pill.


gotdrumz - 1/23/2012 at 03:56 PM

The previous poster prefers suppositiries to pills.


Sang - 1/24/2012 at 04:31 AM

The above poster is a fish whisperer.


gotdrumz - 1/24/2012 at 10:39 PM

The previous poster has a bumper sticker that reads. "The difference between meat and fish......you can't beat your fish"


Sang - 1/27/2012 at 04:41 AM

The above poster knows that you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.


gotdrumz - 1/27/2012 at 04:19 PM

The previous poster rolls with the changes.


Bhawk - 1/27/2012 at 04:55 PM

The above poster can't fight this feeling any more.


IPowrie - 1/27/2012 at 05:25 PM

The above poster believes you have to fight for your right to party


Sang - 1/27/2012 at 06:28 PM

The previous poster is going to party like it's 1999.


musicmann - 1/28/2012 at 05:12 PM

The previous poster has an annual Halloween party so he can dress up like Barbara Streisand


Sang - 1/30/2012 at 05:21 PM

You would think that as the president of the Barbra Streisand fan club the above poster would know how to spell her name.


gotdrumz - 1/31/2012 at 03:15 PM

The previous poster has a "Barbara" doll


Sang - 2/1/2012 at 03:52 AM

The above poster has a doll named Polly Urethane.


Bhawk - 2/1/2012 at 03:42 PM

The above poster has seen Hello Dolly! 147 times.


Sang - 2/1/2012 at 06:31 PM

The above poster continues to try out for La Cage Aux Folles. He has seen Victor/Victoria at least 50 times.


musicmann - 2/2/2012 at 12:03 AM

The above posters theme song is "Lola" by the Kinks.


gotdrumz - 2/3/2012 at 03:50 AM

The previous poster thinks "LuLu" by Metallica and Lou Reed is a good album


Sang - 2/4/2012 at 04:03 PM

The above poster wants to play with his red joystick.


musicmann - 2/5/2012 at 04:46 PM

The above poster wants to play with Pee Wee Herman.


IPowrie - 2/5/2012 at 05:24 PM

The above poster wants to play with fire


Sang - 2/7/2012 at 02:37 PM

The above poster fell into a burnin' ring of fire.


gotdrumz - 2/7/2012 at 09:10 PM

The previous poster digs to give out burning lil sphincter rings.


Sang - 2/8/2012 at 11:33 PM

The above poster is the only one here who has actually seen sphincter rings.


gotdrumz - 2/9/2012 at 06:54 PM

The previous poster often wonders if the rings of Uranus and sphicter rings have anything in common.


Sang - 2/10/2012 at 04:50 AM

The above poster wonders if he has anything in common with Common.


musicmann - 2/12/2012 at 02:49 PM

The above poster wonders: "why is there air?"


Sang - 2/12/2012 at 06:35 PM

The above poster knows there is always room for jello.


spacemonkey - 2/13/2012 at 10:51 PM

the above poster always has room for jello shots


gotdrumz - 2/13/2012 at 11:58 PM

The previous poster has scars from jello shots during The Beacon Wars


Sang - 2/16/2012 at 02:17 PM

The above poster still has scars from an accident with his tricycle.


musicmann - 2/20/2012 at 04:58 PM

The above poster has emotional scars from being rejected by Pee Wee Herman


Sang - 2/21/2012 at 03:23 AM

The above poster is still obsessing about Pee Wee.


musicmann - 2/21/2012 at 07:58 PM

The above poster thinks I obsess about Pee Wee but I dont have any Pee Wee dolls in my room like he does.


Sang - 2/22/2012 at 05:11 AM

The above poster should know that having one in the movie theater room still counts.


musicmann - 2/22/2012 at 02:25 PM

The above poster cried last weekend when he watched the Vow in the movie theatre.


Sang - 2/23/2012 at 05:44 PM

The above poster cried when he saw the price of a movie at the theater,


musicmann - 2/24/2012 at 01:59 AM

The above poster cried after listening to Steve Tyler sing the National Anthem


Sang - 2/26/2012 at 06:20 PM

The above posters favorite rendition of the National Anthem was by Roseanne Barr.


gotdrumz - 2/27/2012 at 12:31 AM

The previous poster has an inflatable doll that looks like Rosanne Barr.


Sang - 2/27/2012 at 04:52 AM

The above poster borrowed it for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.


IPowrie - 2/27/2012 at 05:09 AM

The above poster had to post something just as I was coming up with something witty about the post two posts above


gotdrumz - 2/27/2012 at 01:53 PM

The above poster is the president of the ittie bittie witty committe


Sang - 3/2/2012 at 01:00 AM

The above poster wears an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow, polka dot bikini.


gotdrumz - 3/2/2012 at 03:09 PM

The previous wears platform shoes to drarf tossing competitions.


musicmann - 3/3/2012 at 06:46 PM

The above poster wears platform shoes while doing his Kiss impersonations in front of a full length mirror


Sang - 3/4/2012 at 08:03 PM

The above poster wears high-heeled shoes while doing Madonna impersonations in front of the mirror.


gotdrumz - 3/6/2012 at 10:49 PM

The previous poster stands in front of mirror playing air guitar to "lady madonna" while wearing a blonde wig and KISS make-up.


Sang - 3/7/2012 at 02:34 PM

The previous poster has just expressed one of his favorite fanatasies.


gotdrumz - 3/7/2012 at 10:42 PM

The previous poster should check his mailbox, I sent ya proof !


Sang - 3/8/2012 at 02:26 PM

The above poster should check youtube........I shared it with the world.


musicmann - 3/9/2012 at 02:33 PM

The above poster frequently checks youtube for new Liberace videos


Sang - 3/9/2012 at 06:48 PM

The above poster is again showing his obsession with Liberace - all the while looking at his own brightly sequined jacket and feather boa.


musicmann - 3/10/2012 at 01:34 PM

The above poster is obsessed with obsessions.


gotdrumz - 3/12/2012 at 03:38 AM

The previous poster is possessed with possessions


musicmann - 3/12/2012 at 12:59 PM

The above poster is repressed with repressions


gotdrumz - 3/12/2012 at 01:48 PM

Yhe previous poster is accessed with accessions.


musicmann - 3/13/2012 at 04:58 PM


The above poster is depressed with depression


gotdrumz - 3/13/2012 at 07:22 PM

The previous poster confessed at confession.


Sang - 3/14/2012 at 04:00 AM

The above posters are weirder than weird.


gotdrumz - 3/14/2012 at 03:29 PM

The previous poster's ding-a-ling is showing


musicmann - 3/14/2012 at 04:58 PM

The poster before the above poster clearly knows what weird is by continuing to use the dancing bananas.


Sang - 3/16/2012 at 03:58 AM

The above poster clearly knows what weird is by continuing to look in the mirror.


gotdrumz - 3/16/2012 at 05:17 AM

When The previous poster looked in the mirror, he noticed his ding-a-ling was showing.


musicmann - 3/17/2012 at 03:58 PM

The previous poster was caught showing his ding-a-ling to a group of elderly men


Sang - 3/19/2012 at 12:42 AM

The previous poster was one of them.


gotdrumz - 3/19/2012 at 01:29 PM

The previous poster shouts "my ding-a-ling" at the ened of a Chuck Berry concert.


musicmann - 3/19/2012 at 04:18 PM

The above poster shouts "I love you Chuck" at the end of a Chuck Berry concert.


spacemonkey - 3/19/2012 at 07:19 PM

this thread sucks


musicmann - 3/19/2012 at 07:34 PM

The above poster has anger issues


spacemonkey - 3/20/2012 at 10:13 PM

the above poster has knucklehead issues


musicmann - 3/20/2012 at 11:23 PM

The above poster told his mommy someone called him a knucklehead at school today.


gotdrumz - 3/22/2012 at 03:40 PM

The previous poster can buy me a knucklehead, a 1947 FL w/suicide shift


musicmann - 3/22/2012 at 08:00 PM

The above poster must be a knucklehead if he believes anyione will buy him a knucklehead Harley


gotdrumz - 3/23/2012 at 08:58 PM

The previious poster still needs to buy me a 47' knucklehead. I need parts for the one I already have.


Sang - 3/24/2012 at 07:51 PM

The above poster also needs parts for his knees.


spacemonkey - 3/25/2012 at 01:02 AM

the above post sucked


musicmann - 3/25/2012 at 02:21 AM

The above poster has a limited vocabulary spiced with anger issues


Sang - 3/25/2012 at 09:59 PM

The above poster still has a Spice Girls poster in his bedroom.


gotdrumz - 3/25/2012 at 10:18 PM

The previous poster owns a Spice Boys poster...the tansvestite tribute act.


Sang - 3/26/2012 at 04:03 PM

The above poster was president of their fan club - and thinks they were way better than the Spice Girls.


musicmann - 3/26/2012 at 04:09 PM

The above poster is still the Pee Wee Herman fan club president and was the Soupy Sales fan club president before that.


Sang - 3/26/2012 at 04:10 PM

The above poster came up with the 'Pulling for PeeWee' slogan.


musicmann - 3/26/2012 at 05:07 PM

The above poster came up with some of the lyrics to YMCA by the village People but was "screwed" out of the royalties.


Sang - 3/26/2012 at 06:28 PM

The above poster once dated the construction worker from the Village People.


spacemonkey - 3/26/2012 at 06:52 PM

THe Previous poster was the Construction worker in the Villiage People


Sang - 3/26/2012 at 09:09 PM

The above poster paid extra for the 180-gram vinyl version of YMCA and Macho Man.


musicmann - 3/27/2012 at 06:27 PM

The above poster paid extra from a front row seat to see the Village People n concert and did the YMCA dance at the show.


Sang - 3/28/2012 at 01:22 AM

The above poster went gaga for Lady Gaga from the front row.


gotdrumz - 3/28/2012 at 01:37 PM

The previous poster digs being up front....so he can drop his keys.


Stephen - 3/28/2012 at 02:24 PM

IGNORE THIS PLEASE, PERSONAL RANT -- carry on
In my opinion
the scene last night in the newsroom where I work reflected great dedication by talented people to get to the bottom of a story

information broke as deadline neared -- reporters and editors both came in from home -- there was massive coordinated energy as phone calls were made, reporters went to the scene etc

I have nothing but admiration for the news staff of the Caledonian Record

In closing, the fact that it was all related to an unspeakable tragedy, kept the incredibly sad spin on things -- our reporters are cool people 1st & foremost -- they did their jobs both with sensitiveness & aggressiveness -- great job folks...


spacemonkey - 3/28/2012 at 05:43 PM

wtf?


musicmann - 3/28/2012 at 05:48 PM

omg, the previous poster speaks with abbreviations


DanB - 3/28/2012 at 11:34 PM

Sang is drunk


Sang - 3/29/2012 at 02:30 AM

Not as drunk as the previous poster.


musicmann - 3/30/2012 at 12:29 AM

The previous poster was drunk at his kids conference meeting with the teacher


Sang - 3/30/2012 at 12:45 AM

The above poster should know that only happened once.


musicmann - 3/30/2012 at 12:21 PM

The previous poster was in the front row at a Tom Jones concert and his wife threw Tom her underwear, but that happened only once.


Sang - 3/31/2012 at 05:25 PM

The above poster has a shrine to Barry Manilow in his bedroom.


spacemonkey - 3/31/2012 at 05:29 PM

that post sucked


gotdrumz - 3/31/2012 at 07:04 PM

The previous poster has a bootleg of Steve Wilson and Mikael Akerfeldt doing barry manilow songs acoustic.


Sang - 4/1/2012 at 04:06 AM

The above poster thinks their version of Copacabana kills.


musicmann - 4/1/2012 at 03:17 PM

The above poster thinks his version of Mandy kills


Sang - 4/2/2012 at 12:53 AM

and the previous poster agrees.


musicmann - 4/2/2012 at 05:33 PM

The previous poster agrees that Mama Cass did not die by choking on a ham sandwich


Sang - 4/2/2012 at 06:39 PM

The above poster is right - it was 2 ham sandwiches.


gotdrumz - 4/2/2012 at 08:33 PM

The previous poster wants to make a sandwhich with Slim Whitman and Boxcar Willie


DanB - 4/3/2012 at 01:12 PM

The above poster is as effed up as a football bat

[Edited on 4/3/2012 by DanB]


Sang - 4/4/2012 at 03:29 PM

The above poster plays soccer with a stick.


gotdrumz - 4/4/2012 at 09:14 PM

The previous poster likes to play with mushroom on a stick !


spacemonkey - 4/5/2012 at 06:39 PM

the previous poster sticks smell funny


musicmann - 4/5/2012 at 07:15 PM

The previous poster loves the smell of his bellybutton lint


gotdrumz - 4/5/2012 at 08:39 PM

The previous poster started a fire in his belly button, too much lont and a spark.


musicmann - 4/6/2012 at 02:09 AM

The above poster can identify with the low spark of high heeled boys


Sang - 4/6/2012 at 03:38 AM

The above poster should just light up or leave me alone.


musicmann - 4/7/2012 at 09:32 PM

The above poster bought a sequined suit from a pearly queen


Sang - 4/10/2012 at 05:27 PM

The above poster uses that good old fashioned Medicated Goo.


gotdrumz - 4/11/2012 at 12:55 PM

The previous poster was a roadie for The Goo Goo Dolls.


musicmann - 4/11/2012 at 02:23 PM

The above poster is currently a roadie for Twisted Sister


spacemonkey - 4/12/2012 at 04:13 AM

this thread still sucks


spacemonkey - 4/12/2012 at 04:14 AM

especially the previous poster posts.


Sang - 4/12/2012 at 01:56 PM

The above monkey poster has been subjected to too many drug trials.

[Edited on 4/12/2012 by Sang]


gotdrumz - 4/13/2012 at 03:59 PM

The poster above the above poster is just pissed off cause he has to pay for his weed out of pocket.


Sang - 4/14/2012 at 05:09 AM

The above poster prefers his weed in a baggie instead of a pocket.


gotdrumz - 4/14/2012 at 07:49 PM

The previous poster prefers his weed in one of these....


musicmann - 4/15/2012 at 05:47 PM

The above poster needs to weed out the phallic symbols and references in his posts.


spacemonkey - 4/15/2012 at 06:34 PM

the previous post almost didn't suck.


spacemonkey - 4/15/2012 at 06:36 PM

quote:
The above monkey poster has been subjected to too many drug trials.




just about every drug known to man has been tried on me.

they all failed.

wott i really need is some mushrooms from Planet Ogo


musicmann - 4/15/2012 at 07:17 PM

The above monkey poster has failed to make any sense so far with his posts.


Sang - 4/16/2012 at 01:33 PM

Which puts him in a tie with the previous poster.


musicmann - 4/16/2012 at 02:24 PM

The above poster has a habit of wearing a tie with no shirt.


gotdrumz - 4/18/2012 at 02:51 AM

The previous poster takes two times to tie one on.


musicmann - 4/18/2012 at 08:14 PM

The previous poster gets tongue tied when he tries talking to the ladies after tying one on


gotdrumz - 4/20/2012 at 09:07 PM

The previous poster tye-dyed his tounge.....why ?


musicmann - 4/20/2012 at 09:43 PM

The above poster tatooed his tongue


gotdrumz - 4/21/2012 at 01:54 PM

The previous poster tat'd W's on each butt cheek. Says "wow" when he bends over and "mom" when he's upside down.


musicmann - 4/23/2012 at 04:14 PM

The above poster still cries for his mommy when he goes to the dentist


gotdrumz - 4/23/2012 at 04:24 PM

The previous poster prefers guys at the corner bar to do cavity checks instead of the dentist.


Sang - 4/25/2012 at 02:27 AM

In high school the previous poster was voted "most likely to be mentally unstable".


musicmann - 4/25/2012 at 06:24 PM

The above poster in high school was voted most like to get a sex change operation


gotdrumz - 4/26/2012 at 01:48 PM

The previous poster went to rock, rock, rock n roll high school.


Sang - 4/26/2012 at 01:57 PM

The above poster wants to be sedated.


gotdrumz - 4/26/2012 at 02:17 PM

The previous poster beat the brat with the baseball bat.


Sang - 4/26/2012 at 03:00 PM

The above poster is a punk rocker, much like Sheena is.


musicmann - 4/30/2012 at 12:49 AM

The above poster is a glam rocker much like Bowie in Ziggy Stardust


Sang - 4/30/2012 at 04:59 PM

The above poster's favorite thing is making love with his ego.


gotdrumz - 5/1/2012 at 01:49 AM

The previous poster liked Cousin It better than Thing.


Sang - 5/1/2012 at 01:46 PM

The above poster had a thing for Grandmama.


gotdrumz - 5/1/2012 at 09:14 PM

The previous poster knows why the lightbulb came on while in Uncle Fester's mouth.


Sang - 5/2/2012 at 01:34 PM

The above poster was aroused when Gomez spoke French.


spacemonkey - 5/3/2012 at 04:37 PM

this thread still sucks ass !


Sang - 5/4/2012 at 08:14 PM

The above poster would know all about that.


DanB - 5/5/2012 at 02:04 AM

The above poster knows about ass


Sang - 5/5/2012 at 03:38 AM

The above poster has never seen his. He is lucky.


musicmann - 5/5/2012 at 12:38 PM

The above poster says he's an ass man. He means he likes men's asses.


gotdrumz - 5/5/2012 at 11:39 PM

The previous poster is a leg, breast, and thigh man. He downs a bucket of KFC nightly


musicmann - 5/7/2012 at 03:11 AM

The above poster wears an empty KFC bucket on his heard while he plays drums.


Sang - 5/7/2012 at 06:18 PM

quote:
The above poster wears an empty KFC bucket on his heard while he plays drums.




The above poster has a little trouble with spelling sometimes.


musicmann - 5/8/2012 at 02:44 AM

The poster above the above poster has no problems spelling, but does have problems hitting the correct keyboard keys at times.


Sang - 5/8/2012 at 02:56 AM

The above poster checked that last post 3 times before hitting 'post reply'.


gotdrumz - 5/8/2012 at 03:12 AM

The previous poster stood in the cereal aisle for 1/2 an hour looking for a box of Post Reply's


musicmann - 5/8/2012 at 06:17 PM

The above poster sat in the cereal aisle eating a box of Captain Crunch


Sang - 5/8/2012 at 08:58 PM

The above poster likes to dress up like Count Chocula.


spacemonkey - 5/8/2012 at 09:05 PM

the above poster is kookoo for coco-puffs.


Sang - 5/8/2012 at 09:09 PM

The above poster thinks Frosted Flakes are GREAAAAAT!


gotdrumz - 5/9/2012 at 01:16 AM

The previous poster eats fruity pebbles


Sang - 5/9/2012 at 04:03 AM

The above poster is more into cocoa pebbles.


spacemonkey - 5/9/2012 at 04:12 AM

still sucking


Sang - 5/9/2012 at 01:43 PM

The above poster doesn't need to tell us his hobbies.


musicmann - 5/9/2012 at 03:39 PM

The above poster spends most of his time on hius favorite hobby which is working out to Richard Simmons' Sweating to the Oldies


Sang - 5/11/2012 at 10:12 PM

The above poster once had a fling with Richard Simmons.


musicmann - 5/13/2012 at 02:24 AM

The above poster has a schwing for Richard Simmons


Sang - 5/14/2012 at 04:46 PM

The above poster is still surprised his 'Dancing with Old Farts' videos never took off.


gotdrumz - 5/16/2012 at 02:07 AM

The previous poster farts in the bathtub and pops the bubbles with his nose.


Sang - 5/16/2012 at 02:31 AM

The above poster holds the record for the longest lighted fart.


spacemonkey - 5/16/2012 at 04:49 AM

the above poster sniffed it , then lit it.


Sang - 5/16/2012 at 02:41 PM

The above poster dealt it, then smelt it.


spacemonkey - 5/20/2012 at 04:39 PM

still sucking


gotdrumz - 5/20/2012 at 07:19 PM

If you look up "sucking" in the dictionary, the previous poster's picture is included in the definition.


musicmann - 5/21/2012 at 07:51 PM

The previous posters picture is included on the FBI's most wanted list.


Sang - 5/21/2012 at 07:55 PM

The above poster's picture is on match.com's most unwanted list.


Lee - 5/21/2012 at 08:09 PM

I want a gun so I can address the people sleeping on my sidewalk.


Sang - 5/22/2012 at 03:10 AM

The above poster must be lost.


gotdrumz - 5/22/2012 at 11:45 AM

The previous poster lost his mind, virginity, and lunch money all in the same place at the same time.


musicmann - 5/22/2012 at 05:17 PM

The above poster blew his mind out in a car and didnt notice that the light had changed.


spacemonkey - 5/22/2012 at 05:23 PM

lee's post was the best in a long time

still sucking IMO


Sang - 5/22/2012 at 08:54 PM

The above poster must have a different definition of 'best' than the rest of us.


musicmann - 5/23/2012 at 04:09 PM

The above poster said he had the best time recently at a Tom Jones concert.


Sang - 5/23/2012 at 04:28 PM

The above poster has an admirer in the Playpen.


gotdrumz - 5/23/2012 at 09:34 PM

The previous poster is Playpen's Pet of The Month


Sang - 5/29/2012 at 01:23 PM

The above poster signed up for KFC's drumstick of the month, and was surprised to find out it was chicken.


gotdrumz - 6/2/2012 at 12:54 PM

The previous poster thinks KFC stands for "knowledge fascilitaes corruption"


spacemonkey - 6/2/2012 at 09:39 PM

still sucking


gotdrumz - 6/3/2012 at 12:41 PM

quote:
still sucking




kinda like complaining your medication costs too much but can still afford cable/sattelite TV


spacemonkey - 6/3/2012 at 07:28 PM

quote:
quote:
still sucking




kinda like complaining your medication costs too much but can still afford cable/sattelite TV


I just cut that back as well, dingle berry to just basic service.

and switched to a medicine that costs 40 dollars for 90 days instead of $500.

How about you run your own budget and I'll run mine.

or just send me $800 for 90 days of Lyrica.

the above post was the most sucking post ever.





[Edited on 6/3/2012 by spacemonkey]


musicmann - 6/4/2012 at 02:52 PM

The above poster has some weird, annoying obsession with commenting on the quality of the comments in this thread without actually making any comments that contribute to the thread. Who asked him to critique the thread anyway and why does he continue to annoy?


spacemonkey - 6/4/2012 at 04:14 PM

quote:
The above poster has some weird, annoying obsession with commenting on the quality of the comments in this thread without actually making any comments that contribute to the thread. Who asked him to critique the thread anyway and why does he continue to annoy?


didn't know we were curing cancer here.

not trying to annoy. but comment on the quality of the posts.
my opinion

but if folks are going to make personal attacks then I 'm out





[Edited on 6/4/2012 by spacemonkey]


Sang - 6/4/2012 at 05:22 PM

The above poster should take his own advice about people making negative posts in threads.


spacemonkey - 6/4/2012 at 06:33 PM

the above poster is too stupid to realize that this whole thread is negative posts.


Sang - 6/5/2012 at 01:54 PM

yes, maybe we should all just keep posting 'still sucking' or 'this thread sucks ass' over and over again like the above poster.


musicmann - 6/5/2012 at 02:32 PM

This poster totally agrees with the above poster.


spacemonkey - 6/5/2012 at 03:09 PM

If you morons, think my sucky comments in this silly thread justify the personal attacks.

then put on the 2nd Track of Blackfields "Welcome to my DNA"

and play repeatedly

I said I was out, but you want to pile on

OK.


Sang - 6/5/2012 at 09:02 PM

The poster above the above poster is a suck up.


musicmann - 6/8/2012 at 12:34 AM

The above posters posts really are sucking wind.


Sang - 6/8/2012 at 03:05 AM

The above poster is known far and wide for breaking wind.


gotdrumz - 6/9/2012 at 04:11 AM

nevermind

[Edited on 6/9/2012 by gotdrumz]


Sang - 6/10/2012 at 10:52 PM

The above poster must have reached Nirvana.


musicmann - 6/14/2012 at 01:21 AM

The above poster said that for a nominal service charge you could reach Nirvana tonight


gotdrumz - 6/16/2012 at 11:50 AM

The previous poster has a finger that smells like teen spirit


musicmann - 6/23/2012 at 02:00 PM

The previous poster has been fingered as Old Charlie who stole the handle


Sang - 6/24/2012 at 04:23 AM

The above poster lost 2 fingers in a table saw accident.


gotdrumz - 6/24/2012 at 01:10 PM

The previous poster can only put one finger in a bottle of two fingers tequila.


musicmann - 6/25/2012 at 04:21 PM

The above poster has been fingered as the streaker in the neighborhood


Sang - 6/26/2012 at 03:29 AM

The above poster is known to have sticky fingers.


musicmann - 6/28/2012 at 05:22 PM

The above poster has been caught many time swith his fingers in the cookie jar


gotdrumz - 7/4/2012 at 03:59 AM

The previous poster got some stinky finger in jr high and never washed it since


musicmann - 7/5/2012 at 02:52 PM

The above poster shook Gregg Allmans hand back in 1973 and never washed it since.


Sang - 7/5/2012 at 03:31 PM

The above poster had Gregg sign his chest by autopen.


musicmann - 7/9/2012 at 02:47 AM

The above poster tried to sell his Gregg autopenned signed My Cross To Bear book on Ebay saying it was personally signed


Sang - 7/9/2012 at 03:06 PM

The above poster has had little luck selling his bottled farts on ebay.


lonomon - 7/11/2012 at 07:23 PM

The previous poster has cleaned him out


Sang - 7/11/2012 at 08:29 PM

The previous poster has recently come out.


gotdrumz - 7/22/2012 at 12:53 PM

The previous poster remodeled his home so he can have alot of closets to come out of.


Sang - 7/30/2012 at 04:11 PM

The above poster painted his house rainbow colors.


gotdrumz - 8/5/2012 at 03:29 PM

The previous poster is so "gay"...he can't even drive straight.


Sang - 8/13/2012 at 01:52 PM

The above poster can never remember which side to wear his earring on.


alanwoods - 10/15/2012 at 05:12 PM

The above poster has a "Prince Albert".

[Edited on 10/15/2012 by alanwoods]


Sang - 10/17/2012 at 04:06 AM

Only the above poster would know wott that is.


alanwoods - 10/22/2012 at 06:52 PM

The above poster looked it up? I doubt that.


Sang - 10/23/2012 at 01:23 PM

The above poster would be a doubting Thomas, except his name is Alan.


alanwoods - 10/23/2012 at 03:04 PM

The above poster owns swampland in Florida.


Sang - 10/23/2012 at 06:47 PM

The above poster wants to buy it.


alanwoods - 10/23/2012 at 07:44 PM

This poster sold it to the above poster in the first place.


Sang - 10/24/2012 at 04:09 AM

Then the above poster would buy it back in the second place.


gotdrumz - 11/27/2012 at 12:08 AM

The above poster may or may not have missed me ?


DanB - 11/27/2012 at 12:14 AM

quote:
The above poster may or may not have missed me ?


The above poster got lost, sorry ass hasn't posted in awhile


Sang - 11/28/2012 at 02:50 PM

The above poster is even more lost.


gotdrumz - 11/29/2012 at 01:19 AM

The previous poster may or may not think that this thread sucks ?


Sang - 11/30/2012 at 03:03 PM

The above poster may or may not be right................


gotdrumz - 12/3/2012 at 10:01 PM

The previous poster may have said the wrong thing at the wrong time ?


Sang - 12/4/2012 at 02:34 PM

The above poster was in the right place but it must have been the wrong time......


gotdrumz - 12/10/2012 at 02:19 AM

The previous poster has time on his side


Sang - 12/10/2012 at 09:56 PM

The above posters papa was a rolling stone........ wherever he laid his hat was his home


gotdrumz - 12/11/2012 at 03:30 AM

The previous poster likes to dance to the music


Sang - 12/11/2012 at 03:08 PM

The above poster is dancing in the street.


gotdrumz - 12/11/2012 at 04:23 PM

The previous poster either listens to Martha & The Vandellas or Van Halen


Sang - 12/12/2012 at 04:38 PM

The above poster has forgotten about Bowie and Jagger.


gotdrumz - 12/18/2012 at 07:58 PM

The previous poster has "forget-me-not" flowers tat'd on his lower back


Sang - 12/19/2012 at 03:10 PM

The above poster designed his own tramp stamp.


gotdrumz - 1/15/2013 at 09:57 PM

The previous poster listens to Supertramp while filling up S&H green stamp books.


Sang - 1/21/2013 at 12:08 AM

The above poster should take the long way home.


Slimzimm - 1/21/2013 at 04:56 AM

The...previous poster went to a Blind Faith concert, got wasted and....


Sang - 1/22/2013 at 03:10 AM

The above poster got wasted while watching a dvd of the concert.


gotdrumz - 1/23/2013 at 09:21 PM

The previous poster makes home made dvds on "how to get wasted at concerts" and is willing to barter them for partiables while attending shows.


Sang - 1/24/2013 at 02:14 PM

The previous poster has 6 of those dvds.


gotdrumz - 1/25/2013 at 10:00 PM

The previous poster gives coupons for future purchases.


Sang - 1/30/2013 at 03:31 AM

The above poster still clips coupons from the Sunday newspaper.


gotdrumz - 1/30/2013 at 04:51 PM

The previous posters favorite coupon is from the local redlight district..."buy two hummers and get one free" (The reverse side states,"TV's are buy one get two free")


Sang - 2/1/2013 at 03:22 AM

The above poster hangs out in the local Kmart for blue light specials.


gotdrumz - 2/7/2013 at 05:29 AM

The previous poster bought one dancing banana and got two free at a Kmart blue light special.


Sang - 2/11/2013 at 05:45 PM

The above poster has never bought anything without a coupon.


gotdrumz - 2/26/2013 at 01:19 AM

The previous poster pulled up beside a Rolls Royce and asked if they had any grey coupons.


Sang - 3/1/2013 at 03:58 AM

The above poster has never really seen a Rolls Royce.


gotdrumz - 3/16/2013 at 04:57 AM

The previous poster likes banana flavored Tootsie-Rolls


Sang - 3/18/2013 at 04:02 AM

The above poster loves tootsie roll flavored bananas.


gotdrumz - 3/22/2013 at 12:32 AM

The previous poster dances when he gets his banana dipped into something.


Sang - 3/29/2013 at 06:19 PM

The above poster made that one a hard one to follow.................


gotdrumz - 7/8/2013 at 02:59 AM

The previous poster was experimented on by government scientists and gets really, really nervous around monkeys, chocolate and Ronco food dehydraters.


gotdrumz - 11/27/2013 at 03:45 PM

The previous poster needs somebody else to play with....


Sang - 11/27/2013 at 03:59 PM

The previous poster has never had trouble playing with himself...........


gotdrumz - 11/29/2013 at 08:23 PM

The previous poster plays himself in a movie about himself based on a story about himself written by himself.


Sang - 12/2/2013 at 07:37 PM

The above poster pre-ordered 10 copies...........


gotdrumz - 12/7/2013 at 04:38 PM

The previous poster "autographed" said 10 copies using a autopen stuck in his butt.


Sang - 12/7/2013 at 04:55 PM

After finding that out, the previous poster upped his order to 20..............


gotdrumz - 12/7/2013 at 07:33 PM

The previous poster made me spit coffee


Sang - 12/8/2013 at 04:54 AM

The above poster should know that spitting coffee is seen as an insult in some southern Asian countries.........


gotdrumz - 1/23/2014 at 05:56 AM

The previous poster should know that southern Asians talk funny, they say "how yaw dooon"


Sang - 1/24/2014 at 03:08 AM

The previous poster should study fortune cookies for dialects.


gotdrumz - 2/8/2014 at 05:53 PM

The previous poster invented a new fetish, "Dialects". An act of licking phones


Sang - 2/10/2014 at 02:41 AM

The above poster has attempted all known fetishes....... and some unknown.


gotdrumz - 2/10/2014 at 06:44 PM

The previous poster invented a new food, "Fetish"

It is feta cheese and radishes


Sang - 2/22/2014 at 02:48 PM

The above poster has bought up all the feta cheese and radishes in a 3-state area..........


gotdrumz - 2/24/2014 at 06:48 PM

The previous poster manufactures "Fumunda Cheese"......from under various regions of his body.


Sang - 3/29/2014 at 10:24 PM

The above poster thinks my Fumunda cheese is better than gouda........


gotdrumz - 4/4/2014 at 05:53 PM

The previous poster has hypnotized me with dancing bananas !


Sang - 4/18/2014 at 01:27 AM

The previous poster is feeling very sleepy.......


gotdrumz - 4/24/2014 at 03:35 AM

The previous poster can't find his way home cause he is walkin on guilded splinters all along the watchtower with bell bottom blues as the leave breaks with sweet Melissa.


gotdrumz - 12/9/2016 at 06:06 AM

The previous poster posted that post 2 years and 8 moths before this one. FACT


Sang - 12/13/2016 at 05:57 AM

The previous poster doesn't know the difference between a month and a moth....


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