Thread: It's Time!!! The End is near!!! (Here)???

crazyjoe - 9/16/2017 at 12:30 PM

Unlike all those other BS conspiracy threads, now we have the real story .........Peace.......joe
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/09/15/biblical-prophecy-claims-world-wi ll-end-on-sept-23-conspiracy-theorists-claim.html


Bhawk - 9/16/2017 at 03:44 PM

The end-of-the-world folks do have an obsession with September, it seems.


BrerRabbit - 9/16/2017 at 07:30 PM

Can't believe this nonsensical tripe was in a mainstream newspaper - let alone their science section. I would expect to see idiocy like this in a supermarket tabloid.


jszfunk - 9/16/2017 at 08:20 PM

I believe we are living in the end times,but God only knows.

1 Thessalonians 5
1Now concerning how and when all this will happen, dear brothers and sisters,a we donít really need to write you. 2For you know quite well that the day of the Lordís return will come unexpectedly, like a thief in the night. 3When people are saying, ďEverything is peaceful and secure,Ē then disaster will fall on them as suddenly as a pregnant womanís labor pains begin. And there will be no escape.

4But you arenít in the dark about these things, dear brothers and sisters, and you wonít be surprised when the day of the Lord comes like a thief.b 5For you are all children of the light and of the day; we donít belong to darkness and night. 6So be on your guard, not asleep like the others. Stay alert and be clearheaded. 7Night is the time when people sleep and drinkers get drunk. 8But let us who live in the light be clearheaded, protected by the armor of faith and love, and wearing as our helmet the confidence of our salvation.

9For God chose to save us through our Lord Jesus Christ, not to pour out his anger on us. 10Christ died for us so that, whether we are dead or alive when he returns, we can live with him forever. 11So encourage each other and build each other up, just as you are already doing.


BrerRabbit - 9/16/2017 at 08:32 PM

Won't question your personal beliefs, but will say this, that the "End Times" have happened already to plenty of people who have been wiped out, and it is the "End Times" for people going under all over the world right now. All the stuff in that letter is to wake up folks who are doing ok and feel a false sense of security, in a world that can change completely at any time.

If you were in a boxcar to Auschwitz you would probably be pretty certain it was the end times, or as the Gatling guns started to rattle at Wounded Knee it might occur to you that it was the end of your world. As Cortez knocked Aztec Mexico down, End Times. Or starving to death in a sea of rags and bones in Somalia. And so on.

The only reason people get so worried about the collective simultaneous worldwide "End Times" is because they have a measure of stability, and are afraid to lose it, and it somehow feels better to think we will all go at the same time. Only way to persuade folks to look up from the material world is to convince them that the whole game ends for everyone, even the comfortable classes. I mean, who the hell cares if the End Times are happening to someone else in some faraway land? Or to some homeless guy wasting away and freezing under a bridge two miles from your house?

[Edited on 9/16/2017 by BrerRabbit]


WaitinForRain - 9/17/2017 at 12:02 AM

And I believe in the Easter Bunny. Waaa waa waaa.


We moved to Oregon in 2011. There were signs on the highway, big billboards, proclaiming the end of days on something like May 23 but the sun shone again on May 24.

If I had a nickle for all the phony PROFITcees laundered and sold by spiritual shysters, I'd be wealthy enough to plug my bum with diamonds, just to keep me from putting my head up there like the rest of the SHeepLe.


gina - 9/17/2017 at 09:32 PM

Dontcha think I would tell you if it was ending September 23rd?



P.S. Judgment Day will not occur until AFTER the sun rises in the West and sets in the East. When that happens, repentence will no longer be accepted and if you haven't repented, you will be effed when Judgment Day comes. (Islamic Prophecy), from the Bible there are many passages, and I can tell you Judgment Day will be on the Sabbath, which means Saturday, it will be in the afternoon for the East Coast. September 23rd may be the day of Jesus's birth, and this year the Star of Bethlehem will be coming by our planet. It came by in 2015, and before that it came by at the time of his birth, providing light for the wise men to travel by to go to Jerusalem to see him. This year it comes during Roshashannah (the Jewish New Years) and Al Hijra (the Islamic migration from Makkah to Madinah) during the time of persecution of the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him and all the prophets and messengers.

As to How the sun will rise in the West and set in the east, POLE SHIFT. There will be a great shifting of the poles, movement of the land masses and great extinction events. If God allowed a full blown nuclear catastrophe to kill off everyone, there would be none left to restart humanity and that is not his goal. The pole shift will cause sufficient cataclysms that many will die, in addition to the plagues, famine, wars that will kill off the rest of the people, so that only 144,000 remain, 12, 000 from each of the tribes.

September 23rd will not be THE END of the world, but if you aren't right with God, you might want to consider working on that.


jszfunk - 9/19/2017 at 11:49 AM

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, but if you aren't right with God, you might want to consider working on that.


x2


BrerRabbit - 9/21/2017 at 06:09 PM

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Dontcha think I would tell you if it was ending September 23rd?


What a relief! Thanks. We can all relax and await your official word on this matter.


jkeller - 9/22/2017 at 01:03 AM

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quote:
Dontcha think I would tell you if it was ending September 23rd?


What a relief! Thanks. We can all relax and await your official word on this matter.


No, you have that wrong. Since gina is wrong every single time, that means the world will end on 9/23.


LeglizHemp - 9/22/2017 at 01:39 AM

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Dontcha think I would tell you if it was ending September 23rd?


I knew it wasn't true because you did'nt post anything.


BrerRabbit - 9/22/2017 at 03:07 PM

Last day to repent folks! Or maybe not, but ya never know. End Time aside, you could keel over any time from food poisoning after bad Thai food say, or trip on the curb and crack your skull so probably a good idea to repent anyway - before it is too late. Still have time though because even the dead will be judged, so you will most likely get a few minutes to repent after you are raised from the dead.

Then again, why bother, only 144,000 will be chosen, so if you figure you are so special and have a shot out of the billions who will be up for promotion to the 144k, your arrogance, vanity, and pride alone will disqualify you, as well as your lack of faith as made clear by your constant worry over the fate of this material world and your pitiful little hide.

So let's say you do make the cut for the 144k. There will be a vast number of folks equally deserving, so the Christian thing to do will be to give up your seat to someone else - the very act of coveting a place in the Chosen Few means that you would be happy to deny someone else their chance.

Kind of like forcing your way onto a lifeboat as the Titanic is sinkng. Really selfish.


PhotoRon286 - 9/22/2017 at 03:42 PM

I have a ten a.m. tee time tomorrow.

Will we be able to get eighteen holes in or should we plan to play nine???


kevdab - 9/22/2017 at 03:51 PM

So the end is near. I will do what I normally do on Friday's. Have a few beers, take some puffs of some quality sativa, spend some quality time with the wife, and an I-Pod shuffle.
I don't think I'll make the cut of 144,000. I hope that me and God are good.


BrerRabbit - 9/22/2017 at 04:46 PM

I would stay off the golf courses, they are going to be staging areas for the great uplift to The Middle of the Air.

Kevdab don't sweat the 144k, I heard it will be broadcast live. I would keep the audio off though, gonna sound pretty bad all those 144,000 folks playing harps who never played an instrument in their life.

Just in case, just want to say fare thee well, it's been fun hangin in the Peach Grove.

Peach On Earth


LeglizHemp - 9/22/2017 at 10:25 PM

It's 8:24 AM on 9-23 in OZ. Everything seems ok, but there are alot of fires in Sydney.


CB - 9/22/2017 at 11:06 PM

Yeah, regular season ends October 1. The Wild Card games are October 3 & 4.


BrerRabbit - 9/22/2017 at 11:52 PM

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It's 8:24 AM on 9-23 in OZ.


Give my regards to Dorothy, The Tin Woodman,The Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion.

[Edited on 9/22/2017 by BrerRabbit]


crazyjoe - 9/23/2017 at 03:15 PM

Well, today could be the day. "Can You tell me where We're headin, Lincoln County Road or Armageddon "?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KEWGu_aMvek

[Edited on 9/23/2017 by crazyjoe]


jszfunk - 9/23/2017 at 11:28 PM

2For you know quite well that the day of the Lordís return will come unexpectedly, like a thief in the night.


jszfunk - 9/23/2017 at 11:32 PM

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I would keep the audio off though, gonna sound pretty bad all those 144,000 folks playing harps who never played an instrument in their life.




When that day comes, hopefully my les paul will be in hand.


PhotoRon286 - 9/24/2017 at 09:15 PM

We got in 18 holes and the world didn't end.

Gonna try that again tomorrow.

Wish us luck that we can keep the string going.


BrerRabbit - 9/27/2017 at 05:03 AM

Actually the world did end - we got sucked into a black hole accidentally produced at CERN - so now we are all trapped in an event horizon just north of where Geneva was a few days ago and are unable to tell the difference since we are attenuating toward the center in a relative manner.

When it all was over
We had to find another place
But Swiss time was running out
It seemed that we would lose the race

Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Smoke on the water




[Edited on 9/27/2017 by BrerRabbit]


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