Thread: Non-PC tunes

BrerRabbit - 10/4/2017 at 05:05 PM

"Fat Man" - Jethro Tull
"Under My Thumb" - Stones
"Brown Sugar" - Stones
"Sex Farm" - Spinal Tap

. . .



Sang - 10/4/2017 at 05:08 PM

Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen


meandean - 10/4/2017 at 05:39 PM

Curtis Mayfield : "If there's a Hell below, We're all going to go"
https://youtu.be/x1xmXOP3lhM


BrerRabbit - 10/4/2017 at 05:59 PM

lol, I love Curtis


KCJimmy - 10/4/2017 at 08:47 PM

Short People


JimSheridan - 10/4/2017 at 10:16 PM

"Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)"


Jerry - 10/4/2017 at 11:29 PM

"You Can Keep Your Hat On", but a better one "Meet Me With Your Black Drawers On"


Fretsman - 10/5/2017 at 09:34 AM

My man Alvin Lee with the still relevant I'd Love To Change The World....

"Everywhere is freaks and hairy's, Dykes and fairies, Tell me where is sanity"


pops42 - 10/5/2017 at 11:39 AM

A$$hole [James Luther Dickinson] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhQ_vU-fsqA


kevdab - 10/5/2017 at 12:00 PM

Good Morning little school girl- Ten Years After version.


hedges - 10/5/2017 at 04:53 PM

zappa has tons. the one that immediately came to mind was bobby brown goes down


JimSheridan - 10/5/2017 at 04:54 PM

Violent Femmes:

When I'm a walking, I strut my stuff, and I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite, I just might stop to check you out.


JimSheridan - 10/5/2017 at 04:55 PM

or this classy German poetry:

It's early morning, the sun comes out
Last night was shaking and pretty loud
My cat is purring, it scratches my skin
So what is wrong with another sin?

The bitch is hungry, she needs to tell
So give her inches and feed her well


Fretsman - 10/6/2017 at 12:38 AM

Some Girls...... "I just don't have that much jam".


emr - 10/6/2017 at 01:24 AM

Randy Newman has a whole bunch. Besides short people there is the circus side show "Davy The Fat Boy"

"Davy The Fat Boy" as written by and Randy Newman....

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I've been his friend since we were little babies
I was a comfort to his mother and a pal to his dad
Before they passed away they said,
"Please take care of our Davy
You may be the only friend he ever will have"
Davy the fat boy, Davy the fat boy
Isn't he round? Isn't he round?
What do he weigh folks?
Can you guess what he weigh?
It's only a quarter
Win a teddy bear for the girlfriend
Or something for the wife
You got to let this fat boy in your life

I think we can persuade him to do
The famous fat boy dance for you
Give me half a chance
I just know you'll like my fat boy's dance

Davy the fat boy, Davy the fat boy
Isn't he
Isn't he round?


emr - 10/6/2017 at 01:26 AM

not to mention "Political Science"



Randy Newman






No one likes us
I don't know why
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try
But all around
Even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one
And see what happens

We give them money
But are they grateful
No, they're spiteful
And they're hateful
They don't respect us
So let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one
And pulverize them

Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old
Africa's far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't want to hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an all American amusement park there
They've got surfing, too






Boom goes London
And boom Paris
More room for you
And more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it'll be
We'll set everybody free
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby
There'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now


emr - 10/6/2017 at 01:28 AM

not to mention "Political Science"



Randy Newman






No one likes us
I don't know why
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try
But all around
Even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one
And see what happens

We give them money
But are they grateful
No, they're spiteful
And they're hateful
They don't respect us
So let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one
And pulverize them

Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old
Africa's far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't want to hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an all American amusement park there
They've got surfing, too






Boom goes London
And boom Paris
More room for you
And more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it'll be
We'll set everybody free
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby
There'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now


captdooley - 10/6/2017 at 11:00 AM

Black Betty -Ram Jam's version comes to mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cn_woPvjQII


Breezy - 10/6/2017 at 11:25 AM

Next by the Sensational Alex Harvey Band
Can we get some love for Alex?


CanadianMule - 10/6/2017 at 11:36 AM

In German and English, he offends equally.

Zappa
Stick It Out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEDes1HyBM


Fretsman - 10/6/2017 at 11:58 AM

"You take Sally, I'll take Sue, Ain't no difference 'tween the two, Cocaine~~~ runnin' all 'round my brain" J.B.


kevdab - 10/6/2017 at 01:06 PM

Blue oyster Cult--- Career of Evil "Id like to do it to your daughter on a dirt road "


piper - 10/7/2017 at 02:01 AM

“Seventeen” by Winger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ&sns=em


jcb - 10/7/2017 at 10:13 AM

quote:
Some Girls...... "I just don't have that much jam".


There's another line in "Some Girls" that came to mind:

"Black girls just want to get ****** all night" I'm no prude but I found that disturbing.


gotdrumz - 10/7/2017 at 11:46 AM

"The Party" by Warrior Soul


Stephen - 10/7/2017 at 02:21 PM

Even the AM Ray Parker Jr.
"I know the rules of the game/you hit it once & break away clean
I never should've gone back I know but I had to have just a little bit mo' "

Or Tom Jones
"Well she knows what I'm about/she can take what I dish out & that's not easy
Well she knows me thru & thru & she knows just what to do & how to Puh-Lease me"


emr - 10/7/2017 at 02:28 PM

Not that sarcasm is his alone; but again Mr. Newman in "Sail Away" writes backhanded re: entices slaves to America


In America you'll get food to eat
Won't have to run through the jungle
And scuff up your feet
You'll just sing about Jesus and drink wine all day
It's great to be an American

Ain't no lions or tigers ain't no mamba snake
Just the sweet watermelon and the buckwheat cake
Everybody is as happy as a man can be
Climb aboard little wog sail away with me

Sail away sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
Sail away-sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay





In America every man is free
To take care of his home and his family
You'll be as happy as a monkey in a monkey tree
You're all gonna be an American

Sail away sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
Sail away-sail away
We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay


StratDal - 10/8/2017 at 11:33 PM

Prince's I'll Jack You Off.


becksbolero - 10/9/2017 at 12:30 AM

pretty much the entire catalog of the fugs...


hankpipes - 10/9/2017 at 12:43 AM

The Starz - Boys In Action

"When we cum, it tastes just like a milkshake Have a milkshake all night long!"

Holy hell....


Stephen - 10/9/2017 at 01:50 AM

For the Dylan Roofs, the Las Vegas shooter & their ilk

"For the raping and the killing and the child abuse
I've got a way to put an end to all that mess

Just take them rascals out in the swamp
Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest"



willieB69 - 10/9/2017 at 12:41 PM

Another from the great Randy Newman "Rednecks" off his Little Criminals album!

"Rednecks"


Last night I saw Lester Maddox on a TV show
With some smart-ass New York Jew
And the Jew laughed at Lester Maddox
And the audience laughed at Lester Maddox too
Well, he may be a fool but he's our fool
If they think they're better than him they're wrong
So I went to the park and I took some paper along
And that's where I made this song

We talk real funny down here
We drink too much and we laugh too loud
We're too dumb to make it in no Northern town
And we're keepin' the niggers down
We got no-necked oilmen from Texas
And good ol' boys from Tennessee
And college men from LSU
Went in dumb - come out dumb too
Hustlin' 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes
Gettin' drunk every weekend at the barbecues
And they're keepin' the niggers down

We're rednecks, rednecks
And we don't know our ass from a hole in the ground
We're rednecks, we're rednecks
And we're keeping the niggers down

Now your northern nigger's a Negro
You see he's got his dignity
Down here we're too ignorant to realize
That the North has set the nigger free
Yes he's free to be put in a cage
In Harlem in New York City
And he's free to be put in a cage in the South-Side of Chicago
And the West-Side
And he's free to be put in a cage in Hough in Cleveland
And he's free to be put in a cage in East St. Louis
And he's free to be put in a cage in Fillmore in San Francisco
And he's free to be put in a cage in Roxbury in Boston
They're gatherin' 'em up from miles around
Keepin' the niggers down

We're rednecks, we're rednecks
We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground
We're rednecks, we're rednecks
And we're keeping the niggers down
We are keeping the niggers down


stormyrider - 10/10/2017 at 01:36 PM

great thread
As a radio DJ in college (76-80) I would get tons of requests for Dynamo Hum
As a short person, my friends would always sing the Randy Newman tune, I would laugh pretty hard

one artist not yet mentioned
Jefferson Airplane
We Could Be Together

"Up against the wall, mother-"

which reimds me of Jerry Jeff's classic
Up Agains the Wall, Redneck mother

last but not least
Doors - The End

[Edited on 10/10/2017 by stormyrider]


Randall - 10/10/2017 at 04:35 PM

I've enjoyed this thread.

Surprised no one's mentioned Lou Reed's Walk on the Wild Side.


Fretsman - 10/10/2017 at 05:54 PM

How about some Dr. Hook! Here's the lyrics to Freaker's Ball.


"Freaker's Ball"

Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball


BrerRabbit - 10/10/2017 at 06:35 PM

quote:
pretty much the entire catalog of the fugs...


Lol what's non-pc about this Fugs celebration of safe sex and contraception? Seems quite pc to me:

After the prom
And I ain't got no sc*mbag
Saran wrap
Saran wrap


amyjared - 10/10/2017 at 10:37 PM

Such a funny thread!

quote:
How about some Dr. Hook! Here's the lyrics to Freaker's Ball.


Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball was actually written by Shel Silverstien, who wrote a lot of great stuff that was published in Playboy as well as a ton of children's books! Not exactly pc...

And though it's not a song, there was an album by Spooky Tooth (lead singer was Gary Wright of Dreamweaver fame) that was called, I kid you not:

You Broke My Heart, so I Busted Your Jaw


BrerRabbit - 10/10/2017 at 11:02 PM

quote:
Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball was actually written by Shel Silverstien


The lyric structure looks to me like he based it on an old 1917 popular song "The Darktown Strutter's Ball" by Shelton Brooks. Became a jazz standard - recorded by many artists.


amyjared - 10/11/2017 at 12:59 PM

The Rolling Stones have a ton from back in the day, but I think Ronnie Wood's solo album Give me some neck has the capper with this song, called "FUC Her"

Let me tell you 'bout someone who's no pleasure to meet
You wouldn't offer her a back seat
Just 'cause her father's a vicar who is full of pulpit
There is no one sicker, spells S.H. one T.

Well she looks real cute when she puts in the boot
A night time slicker,
An A.R.S. licker
A C.O.C. teaser, an ice cream squeezer
Her C.U.M. really do you in
So don't you try to F.U.C. her
If I wouldn't touch her with mine

Well she went to California, turned everybody off
Sure has a nice way of F'ing things up
She used to make all the guys cream
In her ice blue jeans and a jar of Vaseline

Well she looks real cute when she puts in the boot
A night time slicker, an A.R.S. licker,
A C.O.C. teaser, an ice cream squeezer
Her C.U.N. really do you in

That's what I say F.U. try this for size

So her destiny lies now in the pit of fate
One of those strange people you just love to hate
She is S.I.C., she is deranged
Even her poor old banker was short changed

She looks real cute when she puts in the boot
A night time slicker, an A.R.S. licker,
A C.O.C. teaser, an ice cream squeezer
Her C.U.N. really do you in
So don't you try to F.U.C. her
If I wouldn't touch her with mine

Well she looks real cute when she puts in the boot
A night time slicker, an A.R.S. licker
A C.O.C. teaser, an ice cream squeezer
Her C.U.N. really do you in
So don't you try to F.U.C. her
If I wouldn't touch her with mine
So don't you try to F.U.C. her
If I wouldn't touch her with mine
If you wanna risk F.U.C. her, try this for size


dzobo - 10/11/2017 at 03:32 PM

Found this on a Greatest Hits collection by the Crystals- He Hit Me and It Felt Like a Kiss. Almost too embarrassing to post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f20Oz9Yr_So


BrerRabbit - 10/11/2017 at 04:48 PM

ok, how is The Allman Brothers Band getting out of this? They are a blues band, something should stick - gotta dig a little deeper folks!


emr - 10/11/2017 at 09:00 PM

The ABB covered Sonny Boy; but don't believe the covered his very in PC "Your funeral and my trial"

Please come home to your daddy, and explain yourself to me
Because I and you are man and wife, tryin' to start a family
I'm beggin' you baby, cut out that off the wall jive
If you can't treat me no better, it gotta be your funeral and my trial

When I and you first got together, 't was on one Friday night
We spent two lovely hours together, and the world knows alright
I'm just beggin' you baby, please cut out that off the wall jive
You know you gotta treat me better, if you don't it gotta be your funeral and my trial

Alright

The good Lord made the world and everything was in it
The way my baby love is some solid sentiment
She can love to heal the sick and she can love to raise the dead
You think I'm jokin' but you better believe what I say
I'm beggin' you baby, cut out that off the wall jive
Yeah, you gotta treat me better, or it gotta be your funeral and my trial


dimplesjbc - 10/12/2017 at 02:40 PM

David Alan Coe

She went away and left me

Oh She never said a word
And even if she would have told me
I probably never would have heard
Well she once said no other woman honey
could lay up in her bed

Noe theres cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
cum stains on the pillow
in the middle of the bed

I found me a true fine momma
and she got some damn good head
but i hope shes out there listening
to every word i said

Cause theres cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
(Play it now Guitar Solo)

Here now when she took my Cadilliac
That didnt bother me abit
When she took that blue tick hound
she shouldnt ever done that ****

Never thought Id see the day
Her love would be as dead
as the cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head

Cum stains on the pillow
In the middle of the bed
Found me a too fine momma
and shes got some damn good head

I hope your out there listening
To every word i said
Cause there cum stains on the pillow
where you once laid your head

Yes theres cum stains on the pillow
In the middle of bed


BrerRabbit - 10/14/2017 at 05:02 AM

Hey Joe

Down By the River


bob1954 - 10/14/2017 at 04:12 PM

Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top


ABBDutchFan - 10/15/2017 at 09:50 AM

Almost every lyric of the Dead Kennedys debut album "Fresh Fruit For Rotten Vegetables" !


Shavian - 10/15/2017 at 11:07 AM

Only Women Bleed - Alice Cooper

Man's got his woman to take his seed
He's got the power
She's got the need
She spends her life through pleasing up her man
She feeds him dinner or anything she can

She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed etc

Man makes your hair gray
He's your life's mistake
All you're really lookin' for is an even break

He lies right at you
You know you hate this game
He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain

She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed etc

Black eyes all of the time
Don't spend a dime
Clean up this grime
And you there down on your knees begging me please come
Watch me bleed

Only women bleed etc


kevdab - 10/15/2017 at 01:01 PM

Money for Nothing


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