Thread: (insert name here) makes a drunken fool of themselve!

Brucebcd - 7/28/2010 at 08:17 PM

geez, like who hasn't.


Brucebcd - 7/28/2010 at 08:19 PM

(brucebcd) makes a fool out of himself, by not spelling themselve correctly!!!!

the horror.


Brucebcd - 7/28/2010 at 08:20 PM

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(brucebcd) makes a fool out of himself, by not spelling themselve correctly!!!!

the horror.


you drunken idiot!!!


Brucebcd - 7/28/2010 at 08:20 PM

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(brucebcd) makes a fool out of himself, by not spelling themselve correctly!!!!

the horror.


you drunken idiot!!!


I happen to be sober.


Brucebcd - 7/28/2010 at 08:21 PM

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(brucebcd) makes a fool out of himself, by not spelling themselve correctly!!!!

the horror.


you drunken idiot!!!


I happen to be sober.




well, i think you need a drink.

have one on me...


Brucebcd - 7/28/2010 at 08:22 PM

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(brucebcd) makes a fool out of himself, by not spelling themselve correctly!!!!

the horror.


you drunken idiot!!!


I happen to be sober.




well, i think you need a drink.

have one on me...


why thanks.

you're a gentleman and a scholar.


BigDaveOnBass - 7/28/2010 at 08:59 PM

I've done it plenty. Luckily, no videos of me doing so exist....that I know if.


skyponydogboy - 7/28/2010 at 08:59 PM

" Baby, I anit drunk, I'm just drinkin."


ruthelane - 7/28/2010 at 09:09 PM

Thanks for the laughs, Bruce!


alanwoods - 7/28/2010 at 09:36 PM

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I've done it plenty. Luckily, no videos of me doing so exist....that I know if.





Too bad there is no video of you farting at the bar as you listened to your ipod.







As for that other horrible story of when you were young and how you passed out,
barfed, etc, etc, etc, let's just say everyone is lucky that no tape exists. One of the
worst stories I have read on this forum. Jesus musta whooped your butt and knocked
some sense into ya. Glad yer not that person now.







alanwoods - 7/28/2010 at 09:37 PM

Wott's with the clown pictures?


BigDaveOnBass - 7/28/2010 at 09:45 PM

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I've done it plenty. Luckily, no videos of me doing so exist....that I know if.
Too bad there is no video of you farting at the bar as you listened to your ipod.



As for that other horrible story of when you were young and how you passed out,
barfed, etc, etc, etc, let's just say everyone is lucky that no tape exists. One of the
worst stories I have read on this forum. Jesus musta whooped your butt and knocked
some sense into ya. Glad yer not that person now.
You have excellent recall, Dean. I was 17 at the time. That was a learning experience for me. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I have puked from drinking. Not bad considering the amount of partying I have done in my nearly 50 years.


KWidgeon - 7/28/2010 at 09:50 PM

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" Baby, I anit drunk, I'm just drinkin."


I love Albert Collins!


BigDaveOnBass - 7/28/2010 at 10:08 PM

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You have excellent recall, Dean. I was 17 at the time. That was a learning experience for me. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I have puked from drinking.
Well I have probably puked at least 30 or more times, probably more like 50.

Alcohol never has quite agreed with me.

I've been a slow learner with alcohol. In moderation I can't get drunk. In excess
I find myself puking and feeling crappy the next day. Beer doesn't mix well
at all with my blood pressure medicine, it makes my heart race and wine is sweet
and filling and basically gross to try to get drunk on. It kinda makes me wish I
smoked weed sometimes.

Try it, you might like it. I've NEVER puked from taking a toke.


PauliG - 7/29/2010 at 05:03 PM

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You have excellent recall, Dean. I was 17 at the time. That was a learning experience for me. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I have puked from drinking.
Well I have probably puked at least 30 or more times, probably more like 50.

Alcohol never has quite agreed with me.

I've been a slow learner with alcohol. In moderation I can't get drunk. In excess
I find myself puking and feeling crappy the next day. Beer doesn't mix well
at all with my blood pressure medicine, it makes my heart race and wine is sweet
and filling and basically gross to try to get drunk on. It kinda makes me wish I
smoked weed sometimes.

Try it, you might like it. I've NEVER puked from taking a toke.


Agreed!


Russvergara - 7/29/2010 at 05:45 PM

Take me drunk I'm home ??????????????


DanB - 7/29/2010 at 05:51 PM

all I can say is my guardian angel wears a hardhat, rides a surfboard and drives a little red car

and she's still married to this fool


LinnieXX - 7/29/2010 at 05:57 PM

LINNIEXX makes a drunken fool of herself!!

of course that is why i dont drink too much anymore


Brock - 7/29/2010 at 06:22 PM

Does anyone have a video of me singing at a party's PA "Keep on Rockin' in the Free World?" No? Good.


bird72 - 7/29/2010 at 06:31 PM

When I was 17 I was drunk at party at my high school girlfriends house and her dad threw me out for that, so I jumped on the hood of dads 70 Mercury and jumped up and down a few times denting said hood and pissing off dad even further and some guy telling me he knew karate and somehow it was time to leave, but alas, I was way ahead of my time, no YouTube...


mainebigdog - 7/29/2010 at 09:09 PM

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" Baby, I anit drunk, I'm just drinkin."


albert my man!!


Rusty - 7/29/2010 at 09:11 PM

Drunk and stoopid? Me 12 years ago - no doubt! Drunk at work? Never!


skyponydogboy - 7/29/2010 at 09:21 PM

Finally, somebody got it!! Yes, Albert is Da man


KWidgeon - 7/29/2010 at 09:21 PM

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Finally, somebody got it!! Yes, Albert is Da man


Hey - I got it too - the post right after yours.


Rusty - 7/29/2010 at 09:24 PM

I love Albert's choice of words! The man could turn a phrase!
My favorite line comes from the tune, "Collins Shuffle". I forget the entire verse, but in the song, Albert had been dancing with another man's gal. After avoiding a confrontation, Albert walks down the street where he "smelled someone cooking catfish".

He didn't smell catfish being cooked - he smelled someone cooking catfish.

That line always makes me laugh. Whenever Donna hears a blues shuffle song - she always says, "that's one of them "smelled somebody cooking catfish songs!".


KWidgeon - 7/29/2010 at 09:30 PM

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I love Albert's choice of words! The man could turn a phrase!
My favorite line comes from the tune, "Collins Shuffle". I forget the entire verse, but in the song, Albert had been dancing with another man's gal. After avoiding a confrontation, Albert walks down the street where he "smelled someone cooking catfish".

He didn't smell catfish being cooked - he smelled someone cooking catfish.

That line always makes me laugh. Whenever Donna hears a blues shuffle song - she always says, "that's one of them "smelled somebody cooking catfish songs!".


I love Albert - he's also kind of funky.


StratDal - 7/30/2010 at 01:01 AM

Sobriety is over-rated! Cheers!


Drummy - 7/30/2010 at 01:19 AM

I have NEVER been drunk... that I remember.....





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