Thread: BREAKING NEWS...FATHER OF ANNA NICOLES BABY!!!!

yankweed1 - 2/26/2007 at 11:49 PM

ROSY O DONNELL!!!!!!!!YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!


reneed - 2/26/2007 at 11:51 PM

she is not too!!!!! i am


BigDaveOnBass - 2/27/2007 at 12:13 AM

Lesbian artificial insemination.


sibwalker - 2/27/2007 at 12:23 AM

I'm betting when it's all said and done, it'll be some Jamaican "Dexter" Mofro with a "big one". Of course, he won't have any money, but all the ladies he has "known" will have completely been in "love" with him. You know, in a way, I would love for some poor unknown mofro to be the daddy and get all the money, it would serve all the other vultures right.

[Edited on 2/27/2007 by sibwalker]


BigDaveOnBass - 2/27/2007 at 12:24 AM

I think it's Birkhead.


BigDaveOnBass - 2/27/2007 at 12:26 AM

WHO DA BABY DADDY IH!!!


DanB - 2/27/2007 at 12:34 AM

Hell I thought this another thread about SANG.


LinnieXX - 2/27/2007 at 12:49 AM

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but all the ladies he has "known" will have completely been in "love" with him.


Oh! i know Dexter! you are right, he was awesome and i was totally in love with him......


BIGV - 2/27/2007 at 01:32 AM

The Envelope Please:

~CRABMAN~

From "My Name Is Earl"


PhotoRon286 - 2/27/2007 at 01:42 AM

It's Dan Marino.

They met at a Diet Fads convention.


silverdollar - 2/27/2007 at 02:17 AM

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ROSY O DONNELL!!!!!!!!YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!


It can't be Rosey O'Donnell. Haven't you heard? She drowned....


silverdollar - 2/27/2007 at 02:19 AM

quote:
quote:
ROSY O DONNELL!!!!!!!!YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!


It can't be Rosey O'Donnell. Haven't you heard? She drowned....



...they found her in Ricki Lake..


(I know...I'd better lay off the JD!!)


bigann - 2/27/2007 at 02:32 AM

We have another contender....check out this article from Rockin' Camel:

What a Sweet Day to Announce such Sweet News!!
Posted: February 14, 2007
STRAIGHT FROM THE CAMEL'S OWN LIPS...

Carl Weaver, President of Rockin’ Camel Music, would like to take this opportunity on this day of Love, to announce what may be the most important news story of the year. There is a STRONG possibility that Carl Weaver is the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter, Dannie Lynn Hope. The paternity test will prove in the next few weeks what Mr. Weaver already knows in his heart. After several months of an ongoing love affair, even though he had to wait his turn quite often, Mr. Weaver fell head-over-heals in love with Anna Nicole. Mr. Weaver said he loves his new daughter very much, although they’ve never met, and once paternity is proven, he intends to take an extended vacation while deciding how best to utilize the baby's $476 million inheritance from her mother's estate. Mr. Weaver wanted to let our fans and customers in on the news first before it turns into a media frenzy. Remember folks, you heard it here first!!




reneed - 2/27/2007 at 02:44 AM

quote:
We have another contender....check out this article from Rockin' Camel:

What a Sweet Day to Announce such Sweet News!!
Posted: February 14, 2007
STRAIGHT FROM THE CAMEL'S OWN LIPS...

Carl Weaver, President of Rockin’ Camel Music, would like to take this opportunity on this day of Love, to announce what may be the most important news story of the year. There is a STRONG possibility that Carl Weaver is the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter, Dannie Lynn Hope. The paternity test will prove in the next few weeks what Mr. Weaver already knows in his heart. After several months of an ongoing love affair, even though he had to wait his turn quite often, Mr. Weaver fell head-over-heals in love with Anna Nicole. Mr. Weaver said he loves his new daughter very much, although they’ve never met, and once paternity is proven, he intends to take an extended vacation while deciding how best to utilize the baby's $476 million inheritance from her mother's estate. Mr. Weaver wanted to let our fans and customers in on the news first before it turns into a media frenzy. Remember folks, you heard it here first!!






LMAO!!! wonder if mr. weaver need a baby setter for his daughter i'd be REAL willin to take the job....................


fanfrom-71 - 2/27/2007 at 02:49 AM

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quote:
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ROSY O DONNELL!!!!!!!!YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!


It can't be Rosey O'Donnell. Haven't you heard? She drowned....



...they found her in Ricki Lake..


PhotoRon286 - 2/27/2007 at 03:05 AM

quote:
quote:
quote:
ROSY O DONNELL!!!!!!!!YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!


It can't be Rosey O'Donnell. Haven't you heard? She drowned....



...they found her in Ricki Lake..


(I know...I'd better lay off the JD!!)


Let me guess, Coot* told you that joke?


Brock - 2/27/2007 at 03:16 AM

Anyone remember the TV game show, To Tell the Truth? What a great episode this would make, "would the real Anna Nicole baby daddy please stand up." Gene Rayburn, Kitty Carlisle, Orson Beane et al would get to the bottom of it tootsweet.


kitchenboy - 2/27/2007 at 03:27 AM

My money is on the aged deceased husband.

She did it to help her claim to his estate.


Peachstatedawg - 2/27/2007 at 03:30 AM

I'm not bragging, ......but actually... I'M the father !!!!!


bluedad - 2/27/2007 at 03:31 AM

Strom Thurmond


bluedad - 2/27/2007 at 03:31 AM

Al Sharpton


PhotoRon286 - 2/27/2007 at 04:22 AM

quote:
Anyone remember the TV game show, To Tell the Truth? What a great episode this would make, "would the real Anna Nicole baby daddy please stand up." Gene Rayburn, Kitty Carlisle, Orson Beane et al would get to the bottom of it tootsweet.


It wasn't Charles Nelson Reilly.


johnwott - 2/27/2007 at 06:41 AM

I am the Walrus


No1ToRunWith - 2/28/2007 at 05:09 PM

Drudgereport is saying it was PNEUMONIA not drugs that killed her.

NATIONAL ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE: PNEUMONIA KILLED ANNA NICOLE SMITH, PRELIMINARY FINDINGS INDICATE
Pneumonia — not a drug overdose — killed Anna Nicole Smith, the National Enquirer has learned exclusively.

In the new issue just hitting newsstands, The ENQUIRER reports that preliminary findings reveal that tests performed during the autopsy show Anna Nicole had a severe case of pneumonia. Prescription drugs that she had taken made the condition worse and did play a role in her death. The full toxicology report has not yet been completed.

Sources very close to the death investigation told The ENQUIRER that the prescription drugs masked the seriousness of her pneumonia. Anna Nicole had previously been hospitalized for pneumonia in the Bahamas after her son died.

This time, the painkillers Anna Nicole was taking masked her symptoms and quickened the deadly effects of the pneumonia.

All the details are in the next issue of The ENQUIRER.


BigDaveOnBass - 2/28/2007 at 05:20 PM

If The National Enquirer said it, it has to be true.









NOT


No1ToRunWith - 2/28/2007 at 05:24 PM

that is what I thought too


BigDaveOnBass - 2/28/2007 at 05:30 PM

HOWEVER.....that is about the most plausible explanation yet.


LinnieXX - 2/28/2007 at 05:43 PM

quote:
We have another contender....check out this article from Rockin' Camel:

What a Sweet Day to Announce such Sweet News!!
Posted: February 14, 2007
STRAIGHT FROM THE CAMEL'S OWN LIPS...

Carl Weaver, President of Rockin’ Camel Music, would like to take this opportunity on this day of Love, to announce what may be the most important news story of the year. There is a STRONG possibility that Carl Weaver is the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter, Dannie Lynn Hope. The paternity test will prove in the next few weeks what Mr. Weaver already knows in his heart. After several months of an ongoing love affair, even though he had to wait his turn quite often, Mr. Weaver fell head-over-heals in love with Anna Nicole. Mr. Weaver said he loves his new daughter very much, although they’ve never met, and once paternity is proven, he intends to take an extended vacation while deciding how best to utilize the baby's $476 million inheritance from her mother's estate. Mr. Weaver wanted to let our fans and customers in on the news first before it turns into a media frenzy. Remember folks, you heard it here first!!




oh my.......now that is funny!


skyponydogboy - 2/28/2007 at 07:21 PM

I wonder if he saw my name tattooed on her inner thigh?
spdb


BigDaveOnBass - 2/28/2007 at 08:00 PM

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I wonder if he saw my name tattooed on her inner thigh?
spdb
Uhhhh....Brent....I'm not sure if that's something I'd want to own up to. Ain't no tellin' how many have been there.


Sang - 2/28/2007 at 08:05 PM

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Hell I thought this another thread about SANG.




It is all about me, after all...............


robslob - 2/28/2007 at 08:41 PM

Since they can't decide on the father, I figure it's probably Gregg Allman.


Sang - 2/28/2007 at 08:44 PM

Good - we're going to need another band to follow in about 18 years.....


Eileen1 - 2/28/2007 at 08:50 PM

Your all wrong, its none other than David Crosby!!

[Edited on 2/28/2007 by Eileen1]


Bobo - 2/28/2007 at 08:53 PM

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Hell I thought this another thread about SANG.


Sang and Fatherhood DO NOT go together...........


Sang - 2/28/2007 at 08:59 PM

Not anymore they don't.......


lolasdeb - 2/28/2007 at 09:00 PM

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Your all wrong, its none other than David Crosby!!
LMAO - more artificial insemination, I assume...

[Edited on 2/28/2007 by lolasdeb]


Eileen1 - 2/28/2007 at 09:20 PM

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quote:
Your all wrong, its none other than David Crosby!!
LMAO - more artificial insemination, I assume...

[Edited on 2/28/2007 by lolasdeb]


CWMoss - 2/28/2007 at 11:08 PM

I know for a fact that James Brown is the daddy!!


PhotoRon286 - 3/1/2007 at 04:35 AM

quote:
quote:
Your all wrong, its none other than David Crosby!!
LMAO - more artificial insemination, I assume...

[Edited on 2/28/2007 by lolasdeb]





Daddy!!!!


Eileen1 - 3/1/2007 at 05:11 PM

quote:
quote:
quote:
Your all wrong, its none other than David Crosby!!
LMAO - more artificial insemination, I assume...

[Edited on 2/28/2007 by lolasdeb]





LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! That is great!!!

Daddy!!!!


JumboShrimp - 3/1/2007 at 07:51 PM

No... I'M THE BABY DADDY! That's why she's little.


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